Title: 10 year old steals parents car, says he's a dwarf who forgot his license Post by: sprite75 on February 15, 2014, 12:57:10 PM From Norway (http://www.torontosun.com/2014/02/14/boy-10-steals-car-pretends-to-be-a-dwarf);
Quote A 10-year-old Norwegian boy stole his parents' car, got caught and pretended to be a dwarf who'd forgotten his driver's licence. The boy, who lives 110 km outside Oslo, nabbed the car, loaded his 18-month-old sister into it, and set off for his grandparents' house 60 km away, the Independent reports. But 10 km in, he veered off the road into a ditch. He and his sister were unharmed. A snowplow driver saw him and alerted police. "The boy told the snowplow driver that he was a dwarf and that he had forgotten his driver's licence at home," Baard Christiansen, a spokesman for the Vest Oppland police district, told the paper. Title: Re: 10 year old steals parents car, says he's a dwarf who forgot his license Post by: TheDope on June 23, 2014, 10:01:38 PM He drives around,
All over the town, Gimli, The Driving Dwarf! - TGWD Title: Re: 10 year old steals parents car, says he's a dwarf who forgot his license Post by: Bushma on June 24, 2014, 12:11:05 PM Does that excuse work? If so I'm going to say I'm a dwarf suffering from gigantism.
Title: Re: 10 year old steals parents car, says he's a dwarf who forgot his license Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 28, 2014, 05:36:10 PM Does that excuse work? If so I'm going to say I'm a dwarf suffering from gigantism. Only in Norway, but the better excuse is to claim to be a troll who is looking for the 3 Billy Goats Gruff. |