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Title: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Mofo Rising on March 09, 2014, 02:01:49 AM
Oldest joke in the book. Oldest dirty joke in the book, but...

Scientists do it through a series of "double blind" tests.

Scientist know that to penetrate the secrets of the universe demands true rigor.

And my favorite,

Americans do not do it because it's easy, they do it because it is hard.

So, this well worn trope, what do you got?


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Trevor on March 09, 2014, 03:38:02 AM
Film archivists do it at 24 frames per second. :wink:


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: retrorussell on March 09, 2014, 04:46:09 AM
Farmers do it with sheep.

My sister once tried to play some sort of game like that with me on a road trip.  (occupation) does it with (some sort of style, or sounds like a similar word).  So she gave me the occupation of farmer, and that was my response.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: LilCerberus on March 09, 2014, 01:10:20 PM
Teachers do it with class


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: ER on March 09, 2014, 02:37:06 PM
Jedi knights do it with light sabers.


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: retrorussell on March 09, 2014, 04:44:24 PM
Teachers do it with class
Ah.. like Mary Kay Letourneau!
Jedi knights do it with light sabers.
Ouch!!!


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 09, 2014, 06:35:16 PM
right wing economists do it using the Austrian Method of praxeological deduction


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 09, 2014, 07:37:38 PM
Porn stars do it as a job.


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Allhallowsday on March 09, 2014, 09:26:39 PM
Judges do it with a gavel. 

Surgeons do it with a scalpel. 

But everybody knows, Deep Divers do it with a hose. 


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: LilCerberus on March 09, 2014, 09:34:05 PM
But everybody knows, Deep Divers do it with a hose. 

Scuba Divers do it deeper


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Flangepart on March 10, 2014, 08:09:06 AM
Redshirts do it to death.

Browncoats do it all over the verse.

Klingons do it to everybody.

Romulans do it behind your back.


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 18, 2014, 09:05:13 AM
I do it with my right hand.


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Raffine on March 18, 2014, 09:33:13 AM
(http://rlv.zcache.com/trombone_player_joke_shirts-r8a30ee7dff974f1fb74609527f6b54be_8nhmf_512.jpg)

It's a musician joke . . .


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 18, 2014, 09:39:59 AM
Farmers do it with Hoes.

 :twirl:


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 18, 2014, 09:47:45 AM
Streetwalkers do it joylessly, in order to scrape together enough money to buy drugs and a few hours of blissful oblivion.

Am I in the right spirit?


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 18, 2014, 11:14:54 AM
Streetwalkers do it joylessly, in order to scrape together enough money to buy drugs and a few hours of blissful oblivion.

Am I in the right spirit?
Sounds about right to me. 


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Jack on March 18, 2014, 12:07:43 PM
Us accountants do it in a very detail-oriented fashion.


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Raffine on March 18, 2014, 03:06:36 PM
Streetwalkers do it joylessly, in order to scrape together enough money to buy drugs and a few hours of blissful oblivion.

Am I in the right spirit?


How about "Flatworms do it by asexual budding".

(http://australiannaturalhistoryimagesbychristinewalsh.weebly.com/uploads/7/2/5/1/7251201/299186_orig.jpg)

Hubba hubba


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 18, 2014, 03:51:56 PM
Streetwalkers do it joylessly, in order to scrape together enough money to buy drugs and a few hours of blissful oblivion.

Am I in the right spirit?


How about "Flatworms do it by asexual budding".

([url]http://australiannaturalhistoryimagesbychristinewalsh.weebly.com/uploads/7/2/5/1/7251201/299186_orig.jpg[/url])

Hubba hubba


That flatworm makes me feel inadequate for some reason.


Title: Re: (Group of people) does it (blank).
Post by: retrorussell on March 18, 2014, 11:04:13 PM
Hot dog vendors do it with buns.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: (Group of people) do it (blank).
Post by: Allhallowsday on March 19, 2014, 02:11:55 AM
Cops do it with clubs.