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Title: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: alandhopewell on March 20, 2014, 01:14:27 PM
     Post a favorite bad hero, like this guy....

Jaguar Lives! (1979) Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HwsoqPzkVU#)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: Muscle Hedonist on March 20, 2014, 02:23:34 PM
Captain America from the 1990 movie. Boy, what a super hero.


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: retrorussell on March 20, 2014, 03:45:22 PM
Turkish Rambo!
Turkish Rambo - RAMPAGE (Korkusuz) [EPIC SCENE!] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l72gxO2l2E#)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: WingedSerpent on March 20, 2014, 03:47:04 PM
Black Scorpion OFFICIAL Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qSzRRlarBI#)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: Chainsaw midget on March 20, 2014, 06:35:26 PM
I present you with ... THUNDERSTORM: The Return of Thor!


Here's the movie poster!
(http://i.imgur.com/8Pn0TgY.jpg)

and here's the trailer.
http://youtu.be/8j1yGm7LtUk (http://youtu.be/8j1yGm7LtUk)

and since they brought it up, here's what the golden age Fox comic Thor looked like.
(http://i.imgur.com/46MBHn4.jpg)
It ran for five issues in 1940. 


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: Ozzymandias on March 20, 2014, 09:55:48 PM
Ozzymandias speaks: How about Fantastic Argoman???
(http://monstermoviekid.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/argoman-2.jpg?w=683)
His power is he can induce suicide with the magic words "Kill Yourself. Kill Yourself."

And don't forget these two.
(http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2008/07/rat_pfink.jpg)

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: Jack on March 21, 2014, 06:23:49 AM
Coldyron from R.O.T.O.R.

R.O.T.O.R. Full Movie 1/9 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v2FWINpkfg#)

"The buttery morning sunlight painted a golden glow through the ranch house windows."   :thumbup:


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: MrMari on March 21, 2014, 08:32:52 AM
Mitchell!

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo6yghHlP31qjvzmzo1_400.png)


http://youtu.be/c8kUgHsKWJc


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 21, 2014, 03:15:10 PM


The 3 Fantastic Supermen!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moJjmoIos9w




Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: RCMerchant on March 22, 2014, 03:28:40 AM
FLASHMAN (1967)

Dont watch this whole film-it will make your life shorter.

I dont need to know the language to know this is s**t.

I did watch it all-...I felt weak in the kness after-that may have been because I had to drink lotsa whiskey and listen to mucic in the backround just to keep me in the real world....or I may have floated off into a world of mindless,dull surrealistic horror. Not all surrealism is "cool"...sometimes it's just a repititious boring dream.


[1967] Flashman (Mino Loy) - Italian CULT Superhero Trash SCI-FI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq2YGwI-Ws0#ws)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: retrorussell on March 22, 2014, 05:07:06 AM
THE PUMAMAN (1980)
The Pumaman (1980) Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMJaSK3Tv3c#)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: Bushma on March 22, 2014, 03:56:40 PM
There's only one hero in my book

(http://community.starhub.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/6615iE8A2B27C22912D09/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: JaseSF on March 22, 2014, 04:28:27 PM
Captain Newfoundland (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXorHlegVM#)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: Ozzymandias on March 23, 2014, 06:21:05 AM
FLASHMAN (1967)

Dont watch this whole film-it will make your life shorter.

I dont need to know the language to know this is s**t.

I did watch it all-...I felt weak in the kness after-that may have been because I had to drink lotsa whiskey and listen to mucic in the backround just to keep me in the real world....or I may have floated off into a world of mindless,dull surrealistic horror. Not all surrealism is "cool"...sometimes it's just a repititious boring dream.


[1967] Flashman (Mino Loy) - Italian CULT Superhero Trash SCI-FI ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq2YGwI-Ws0#ws[/url])

Ozzymandias speaks: Is it just me or is that the Beverly Hillbillies music?

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: RCMerchant on March 23, 2014, 10:27:20 AM
FLASHMAN (1967)

Dont watch this whole film-it will make your life shorter.

I dont need to know the language to know this is s**t.

I did watch it all-...I felt weak in the kness after-that may have been because I had to drink lotsa whiskey and listen to mucic in the backround just to keep me in the real world....or I may have floated off into a world of mindless,dull surrealistic horror. Not all surrealism is "cool"...sometimes it's just a repititious boring dream.


[1967] Flashman (Mino Loy) - Italian CULT Superhero Trash SCI-FI ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq2YGwI-Ws0#ws[/url])

Ozzymandias speaks: Is it just me or is that the Beverly Hillbillies music?

Ozzymandias has spoken!!!


s**t-I noticed the bluegrass stuff too-you may be right! Its a weird ass movie. I sat and watched this s**t when I was real drunk-I couldnt do it sober. I just sat there going "duhhhhh...."
I was smashed.


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: Jack on March 23, 2014, 01:09:49 PM
Deathstalker!  Though I'm not sure if that's his first or last name.

Dumb Movies - Death Stalker 2 - Lame Insult (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkLqKr3Y8PY#)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: JaseSF on March 23, 2014, 04:56:51 PM
Hero At Large (1980) Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75EXgcE3EMs#ws)

I actually kind of like this silly little movie. And it starred the ever likable John Ritter too.


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: alandhopewell on March 24, 2014, 12:16:06 PM
MST3K - 0816 - Prince of Space (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcAa2pRoV6E#)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: JaseSF on March 24, 2014, 01:58:39 PM
Meteor Man's in town! (ye gods this comedy/superhero parody was bad and forgettable)

The Meteor Man Official Trailer #1 - James Earl Jones Movie (1993) HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR_d-GKfhJY#)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: WingedSerpent on March 25, 2014, 08:59:56 PM
Here's somebody I found out about last year or so.  The Filipino heroine Darna.
Darna Transformation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg4MMmSiEnM#ws)

She was created back in the 50's as the Philippines equivalent to Superman. Over the years, Darna had several movies and tv shows devoted to her.  Basically, think the classic Wonder woman tv show done by in a more tokosatuso vibe.

Seen some clips on youtube, and there is a site that has one of the tv series with an english sub, but I haven't had a real opportunity to watch more.     


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: Jack on March 26, 2014, 06:49:27 AM
Here's somebody I found out about last year or so.  The Filipino heroine Darna.
Darna Transformation ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg4MMmSiEnM#ws[/url])

She was created back in the 50's as the Philippines equivalent to Superman. Over the years, Darna had several movies and tv shows devoted to her.  Basically, think the classic Wonder woman tv show done by in a more tokosatuso vibe.

Seen some clips on youtube, and there is a site that has one of the tv series with an english sub, but I haven't had a real opportunity to watch more.     


She could just get a bikini wax and then she wouldn't need that towel hanging down there.


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: tracy on March 28, 2014, 02:40:00 PM
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(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002395023/3959916078_my_hero_logo_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg)


Title: Re: I NEED A HERO!
Post by: tracy on March 28, 2014, 02:41:10 PM
"My Hero"....a Britcom that was pretty silly at times.

(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002395023/3959916078_my_hero_logo_answer_6_xlarge.jpeg)