Okay...better back up first...
Inspired by this bit of fan art...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8kdC_rS-Qug/UTAvp3nETMI/AAAAAAAAeoA/jRSE1wuuwEk/s640/fillion+playing+cards.jpg)
I got to thinkin. What would the conversation be like if all those guys (See title) AND their first officers played poker.
House rule: Every third hand, the First officers/copilots, exec's, ect take the cards and play that hand.
Feel free to take up the conversation with this start I give ya'll.
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Mal Reynolds: Zoe, why are we here again?
Susan Ivonova: Dam right. The Jumpgate goes 'BOOM' and we end up in this hole.
Zoe: Because the Verse just got too weird for words?
Spock: It would appear we have been diverted from our own universes to this place, for some unknown purpose.
James T. Kirk: What, again? This is getting to be a habit.
Major Kira: Well, at least the beings responsible were polite about it.
Susan I: Yeah, freakin' sign the size of a small moon sayin' "Sorry for the inconvieniance' How about one saying 'You are here?'
Han Solo: So, would it help to know where we are? I'm just glad the rules of this game are like Sabbac.
Chewbacca: Hrowlelll...
H Solo: Well,close enough. Could make a good 'invention' to sell Lando when we get back.
Capt. Sisko: Mr. Spock, have you any ideas how we can get out of this...game?
Spock: It would appear the mathematics of poker are related to the working out of our situation. A strange habit of our 'hosts' I believe.
Capt. Sinclair: Great. Well there goes my weekend. What I'd like right now is a great honkin' class of orange juice to wet my whistle.
J.T. Kirk: Or some hot green Orion woman to deal the cards.
Ivonova, Kira, Zoe glare at him.
Kirk:...What?...