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Title: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: retrorussell on April 07, 2014, 11:24:49 PM
What funny/interesting/stupid/clever quotes do you remember from cartoons or cartoon films?

I'll start:
TRANSFORMERS (G1 cartoon)

Therapist: Galvatron, don't fight it.  Just say whatever comes to mind.
Galvatron: Kill.  Smash.  Destroy.
Therapist: Um.. yes.  Go on.
Galvatron: Rend!  Mangle!  DISTORT!!!
Scourge: This is stupid!  Let's get him out of here!
Cyclonus: Give it a chance!
Galvatron: I'll destroy everything here!  Everything!  And then.. I'll destroy the Autobots!
Therapist: Yes.  Tell me about the Autobots.
Galvatron: I HATE the Autobots!  I hate Cyclonus!  AND I'M NOT VERY FOND OF YOU, EITHER!!! (grabs him and throws him)
Something about that episode "Webworld" makes me laugh about Galvatron's dialogue.

Anyway, what's your choice cartoon dialogue?


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on April 08, 2014, 01:26:38 PM
Family Guy, where Lois asks Brian if he was eating the garbage again, and Brian says "I swear I haven't touched it", only to fart and and have the used bubble gum he ate out of the garbage make a huge bubble and then pop.   :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: retrorussell on April 08, 2014, 05:47:05 PM
"Monsters lead such innnnnteresting lives.."-- Bugs Bunny, to the monster Gossamer as he gives him a manicure


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: tracy on April 22, 2014, 12:19:06 PM
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121028021212/harrypotter/images/2/2f/Elmer_fudd.jpg)

"Be vewy,vewy qwiet.....I'm hunting wabbit."


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: alandhopewell on April 22, 2014, 12:31:32 PM
I Demand That You Shoot Me Now! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyPFQKpRnd0#)


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: retrorussell on April 22, 2014, 05:36:53 PM
The Bugs Bunny cartoon HAREDEVIL HARE (1948):
(Bugs tries calling Earth while stranded on the moon, instead gets goofy radio commercial)
Munchie Crunchies are the best
Look delicious on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest.


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: alandhopewell on April 24, 2014, 01:42:58 PM
Donald Duck - Applecore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YaHngsvGGs#)


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: retrorussell on April 24, 2014, 02:06:54 PM
GEEVE ME YOUR WEESHBONE!!!
Gimme a wishbone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onp-JesZ4Wk#)


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on May 13, 2014, 07:58:17 AM
This time we didn't forget the gravy.....

http://youtu.be/aH7bEytedtE (http://youtu.be/aH7bEytedtE)


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: retrorussell on May 13, 2014, 05:33:30 PM
(On several Looney Tunes episodes)
Stunned character (often by a blow to the head): I'm only twee and a half yeaws owd.. (stupidly flips lips with finger)


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: alandhopewell on May 27, 2014, 01:18:16 PM
OH BELVEDERE! COME HERE, BOY! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAkLrz6mE1k#)


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: retrorussell on May 27, 2014, 02:26:26 PM
Hey Boyt!  Come 'ere!
(Hubie to Bertie, usually followed by Hubie slapping Bertie)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1f/Hubie_and_Bertie.jpg/220px-Hubie_and_Bertie.jpg)


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: retrorussell on July 06, 2018, 05:26:59 PM
What's up Doc!  What's cookin'.  What's up Doc!  Oh you're lookin', for Bugs Bunny bunting, Elmer's gone a-hunting, just to get a rabbit skin, oops the rabbit's gone again, what's up Doc!  What's cookin'!  Hey!  Look out!  Stop!  You're gonna hoit someone, with that old shotgun.. ehh, what's up Doc!  WE REALLY MEAN IT.


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 06, 2018, 09:08:32 PM
Bugs Bunny playing the fiddle instructing two gapped tooth hillbillies how to beat the s**t out of each other in verse-

" Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Whomp your partner with all your might!
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't deaaaad!"


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: retrorussell on July 06, 2018, 11:37:34 PM
Bugs Bunny playing the fiddle instructing two gapped tooth hillbillies how to beat the s**t out of each other in verse-

" Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Whomp your partner with all your might!
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't deaaaad!"

Yeah, that was a great one.

Oh we're the boys of the chorus,
We hope you like our show,
We know you're rootin' for us,
But now we have to goooo.....
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/ESEiJlseLWo/hqdefault.jpg)

Also:
"Catching, Bugs Bunny. Left field, Bugs Bunny.
 Right field, Bugs Bunny. Pitching, Bugs Bunny.
 Third base, center field, first base, Bugs Bunny.
 Shortstop, Bugs Bunny. Second base, Bugs Bunny."

"Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful, paralyzing, perfect, pachydermous percussion pitch."
(https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=07HdjSwX&id=4D0B540086D0390C43DB0FFD6C102CCAB8B3C677&thid=OIP.07HdjSwXCnBB3AmmrWJT4AHaGS&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fmlbblogger.files.wordpress.com%2f2014%2f02%2fpalooka_pitch.jpg&exph=552&expw=650&q=watch+me+paste+this+pathetic+palooka&simid=608005885031746142&selectedIndex=1&ajaxhist=0)


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: indianasmith on July 07, 2018, 08:10:40 AM
From THE WEEKENDERS:

CAPTAIN DREADLOCKS: "Oh, look - Martin van Buren!"
PRESIDENT VAN BUREN: (riding in circles sitting on a toy train) "Down with the cotton gin! Down with the cotton gin!"


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 07, 2018, 10:05:49 AM
Daffy, right after Bugs tricks Elmer into shooting him in the face with a shotgun-

"Your despicable."
 "Yes, you're despicable, and... and... and picable! And... and you're very definitely despicable. How a person can get so... so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I... I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't that's... that. Goodness knows. It isn't... it's... it's... it's despicable."


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: WingedSerpent on July 07, 2018, 11:12:18 AM
William Murdeface from Metalocalpyse

"I woke up with a clown's hand in my pants.  That's...That's what I did today."


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 07, 2018, 01:18:58 PM
Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius!) vs. Bugs Bunny

After Bugs f**ks him up like a can of worms, Wile E. opens the remains of a door frame, and says:

 "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud."

Then he falls flat on his face.

I have used that line in my daily life. When the boss would make me train some new guy who couldn't speak English, that would be my opening line.But not just Mexicans. I did it to hillbillies too. And I would imitate the voice and manners of a f**ked up Wile E. as well. I was a stupid little f**ker.


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 07, 2018, 01:43:17 PM
The old Tex Avery cartoon with the Wolf farmer trying to get rid of a goat.

"-BillyBillyBilly."
-"boyboyboy."

http://youtu.be/xqYQJv_uG7o (http://youtu.be/xqYQJv_uG7o)


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: retrorussell on July 07, 2018, 11:08:32 PM
^ Odd that Daws Butler, most famous for Hanna Barberra cartoons, also did Tex Avery toons.  This probably was before his HB toons, actually.

"I hate meeses to pieces!!!"-- Mr. Jinx
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lX8CrZPsOEM/maxresdefault.jpg)
I think Mr. Jinx might be my most favorite Daws voice.  He was a suave, bright, even-tempered cat.. UNTIL it came to the mice Pixie and Dixie!

Marvin The Martian and his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulatorrrr..
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu9gva2LZBw&t=3s#)


Title: Re: THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 09, 2018, 06:56:22 PM
This one always kills me- I don't know why.


Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky: Again?
Bullwinkle: [tears off a shirt sleeve] Nothing up my sleeve. Presto!
[reaches hand into hat and pulls out the head of a lion]
Bullwinkle: No doubt about it, I gotta get another hat!

 :bouncegiggle: