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Title: Rapper severs penis, jumps off building. Post by: Zapranoth on April 16, 2014, 11:33:00 PM http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 (http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)
And... as a friend of mine put it... (I can't take credit for this...) The rapper DOES have the balls to try it again if he wants to. Title: Re: Rapper severs penis, jumps off building. Post by: FatFreddysCat on April 17, 2014, 02:54:47 PM Two things that occurred to me when I heard this story earlier today:
Dude's name is "Andre" but from now on I bet everyone calls him "Andrea." and His last name is "Johnson." What's his middle name, "Has No?" Title: Re: Rapper severs penis, jumps off building. Post by: Zapranoth on April 19, 2014, 11:47:28 PM "I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner."
Title: Re: Rapper severs penis, jumps off building. Post by: Bushma on April 20, 2014, 08:23:10 AM This is what came to my mind.
King Missile - Detachable Penis: http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4 (http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4) Title: Re: Rapper severs penis, jumps off building. Post by: Jack on April 20, 2014, 08:50:16 AM You're supposed to put the severed penis in a plastic bag and then put that bag in another bag full of ice.
Just in case you ever find yourself in that situation :teddyr: Title: Re: Rapper severs penis, jumps off building. Post by: Javakoala on April 20, 2014, 01:23:42 PM This is what came to my mind. King Missile - Detachable Penis: [url]http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4[/url]) Excellent choice! Couldn't have said it better. Karma to you, my brother! Title: Re: Rapper severs penis, jumps off building. Post by: Umaril Has Returned on April 21, 2014, 10:01:33 AM "I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner." I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner, But I slipped and cut it off of me--e-E... I wish I had my Oscar Mayer Weiner, 'Cause now I have a hard time going pee.... "thank you, thank you!" (bows to his audience) :cheers: Title: Re: Rapper severs penis, jumps off building. Post by: Umaril Has Returned on April 21, 2014, 01:07:01 PM I guess you could also say "Bye bye, birdie"...
Title: Re: Rapper severs penis, jumps off building. Post by: TheDope on June 23, 2014, 09:33:36 PM Quote His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out".... ...followed by his subsequent hit, "Sawed-Off". - TGWD Title: Re: Rapper severs penis, jumps off building. Post by: Umaril Has Returned on June 25, 2014, 10:06:30 AM Quote His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out".... ...followed by his subsequent hit, "Sawed-Off". - TGWD And the B-side hit, "Mini-Gun". |