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Title: Let's Recast HORRIBLE movies! Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 17, 2014, 06:34:07 PM I just thought this might be fun. Come on, let's take a movie that has almost no redeeming value and recast it into big screen blockbusters!
So, let's start with something really horrible like ... Manos The Hands of Fate Now for Torgo, you need someone that can stutter, twitch, and act strangely, so who better than... (http://i.imgur.com/SFau9QI.gif?1) Nic Cage! And for The Master... I was tempted to say Christopher Walken, but I think that one's too easy. I think you need somebody a bit less impossing. I'd so with Jeff Godblum (http://i.imgur.com/GR0L4dn.jpg?1) Doesn't look all that threatening, but if you've ever seen Mr. Frost, you know he can do pure evil perfectly. So, how about the rest of you? Any other ideas for Manos? What about some other baddies? Title: Re: Let's Recast HORRIBLE movies! Post by: Trevor on April 18, 2014, 07:11:37 AM Me as Johnny in THE ROOM. :wink:
Title: Re: Let's Recast HORRIBLE movies! Post by: Kaseykockroach on April 18, 2014, 01:23:52 PM How about Muppet versions?
Manos: The Hands of Fate Kermit as the father Miss Piggy as the mother Prairie Dawn as the daughter Gonzo as Torgo Sam the Eagle as the Master Title: Re: Let's Recast HORRIBLE movies! Post by: Flangepart on April 19, 2014, 09:49:40 AM How about Muppet versions? Muppet anything is good.Manos: The Hands of Fate Kermit as the father Miss Piggy as the mother Prairie Dawn as the daughter Gonzo as Torgo Sam the Eagle as the Master Title: Re: Let's Recast HORRIBLE movies! Post by: Ted C on April 21, 2014, 09:05:28 AM Faster, P***ycat! Kill! Kill!
Varla - Megan Fox Rosie - Zoe Saldana Billie - Jennifer Lawrence Linda - Amy Adams The Old Man - Billy Bob Thornton Kirk - Henry Cavill The Vegetable - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (or maybe Chris Hemsworth) Title: Re: Let's Recast HORRIBLE movies! Post by: Ted C on April 21, 2014, 01:14:27 PM This Island Earth
Brad Pitt as Exeter Emma Watson as Ruth Adams Jamie Foxx as Cal Meacham Robert Pattinson as Brack Robert Downey Jr. as Steve Carlson Benedict Cumberbatch as The Monitor Christopher Waltz as Joe Wilson Michael Fassbender as Dr. Adolph Engelborg Title: Re: Let's Recast HORRIBLE movies! Post by: Muscle Hedonist on April 29, 2014, 04:20:40 PM Let's try that with THINGS.
If you don't know, the plot of that movie is that three dudes are in a house, they drink lots of beer and screw around, monsters appear, and then they drink lots of beer and screw around. Naturally, I'd cast some really good comedy actors as the three (pretty much nondescript) dudes. Tim Heidecker: Don Eric Wareheim: Doug Zach Galifianakis: The other dude |