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Title: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Trevor on April 24, 2014, 04:28:14 AM So now they have this: www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=243 (http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=243) :buggedout:
What the hell next: Trevor Vs Underpants? :buggedout: Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Derf on April 24, 2014, 06:09:40 AM Or maybe Piranha vs. Killer Bunny. Who will survive this battle of nasty, big, pointy teeth?
Or maybe even OctoSharkRanha vs. CrocoPython Rex: Orgy of the Ridiculous Combination Creatures. Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Jack on April 24, 2014, 06:19:49 AM Look for the sequel: Megavolcano vs. Superplane.
Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Flangepart on April 24, 2014, 07:59:55 AM Why jump the shark when you can fly over it? :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Ted C on April 24, 2014, 11:01:25 AM Surely all must see the trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhL3GQGfL14 Poor Dean Cain, still stuck slumming for the Asylum. Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: FatFreddysCat on April 24, 2014, 12:17:40 PM So who you rootin' for... the airplane, or the volcano? :teddyr:
In other "Versus" news, Asylum's got this one slated for release next week: (http://www.theasylum.cc/images/posters/AVE_large.jpg) What puzzles me is the tag line "The Classic Sci-Fi Thriller Returns!" ... ummm, returns from where, exactly? :question: Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Flangepart on April 24, 2014, 12:51:48 PM Dean Cain, Robert Davi...all forgotten stars can get work at the Asylum!
Wait, wait...'The sky is falling...so Earth must move." Hello, Toho- can we borrow your giant walrus? Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Javakoala on April 24, 2014, 07:22:08 PM Oh. My. God.
I can can deal with the concept. I can even deal with Dean Cain. But Robin Givens? Unless she dies to save the airplane, I refuse to watch this movie. Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Bushma on April 24, 2014, 08:23:56 PM That looks like fun!
Reminds me of that 70s movie "When Time Ran Out" Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Flangepart on April 25, 2014, 08:11:57 AM That looks like fun! Always remember : As the said in the KTMA days of the MST3k theme, "Joel says when you have lemons, you make lemonade."Reminds me of that 70s movie "When Time Ran Out" There be riffing HERE! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: bob on April 25, 2014, 08:45:37 PM The premise sounds very promising :teddyr:
Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: MrMari on April 27, 2014, 08:23:11 AM Forget Dean Cain, forget Robin Givens, this movie has a Sweat Hog!
(http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to_m/kotter/kotter11.jpg) Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Umaril Has Returned on April 27, 2014, 05:07:42 PM Dean Cain, Robert Davi...all forgotten stars can get work at the Asylum! Wait, wait...'The sky is falling...so Earth must move." Hello, Toho- can we borrow your giant walrus? Great Gorath reference there, Flange! :cheers: Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: WingedSerpent on April 28, 2014, 08:59:43 PM Kind of wish they'd save the "VS" titles for the monster battles. Even the strongest plane isn't going to survive a volcanic eruption. Give it an equally silly title, like Lava in the Sky or Magmasphere.
I do like the tagline for Earth vs Asteroid> "Heaven is falling, Earth must Move". Is somebody going to get out and push. As for the poor C-list celebrities in these movies, Tia Carrere is the one I noticed. Dean Cain was always going to be a small tv star, but I think people expected Tia's star to gain some extra height. She was in the hit Wayne's World movies, then a few smaller movie roles. Finally ending up on Relic Hunter where she played a Lara Croft inspired college professor. One of those stars that was close to success, but never found that right break out role. Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: SynapticBoomstick on May 13, 2014, 06:58:51 PM ([url]http://www.theasylum.cc/images/posters/AVE_large.jpg[/url]) No. This has gone beyond satire now. Title: Re: The Asylum's run out of sharks.... Post by: Flangepart on May 14, 2014, 08:21:57 AM Satire points at these movies and laughs.
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