Title: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed Post by: sprite75 on May 04, 2014, 08:11:24 PM From Portland (http://www.kgw.com/news/Naked-pedestrian-doing-push-ups-killed-in-North-Portland--257861741.html);
Quote PORTLAND – A naked man doing push-ups in the street was killed early Sunday morning in North Portland, police said. A naked man was reportedly running in traffic near Portsmouth Avenue around 4 a.m., according to Pete Simpson of Portland police. While officers were driving to the scene, another caller reported the man was doing push-ups in the roadway. A third caller then said the man had been hit by a vehicle, Simpson said. When officers arrived, they found the man was deceased. Title: Re: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed Post by: indianasmith on May 04, 2014, 09:18:38 PM And here we have this year's Darwin Awards winner!!!!
Title: Re: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed Post by: Bushma on May 04, 2014, 09:57:44 PM Another reason to be glad I don't live in Portland, just near it.
Title: Re: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed Post by: Jack on May 05, 2014, 06:07:15 AM I hope the driver that killed him doesn't feel too bad. I know I wouldn't :smile:
Title: Re: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed Post by: Umaril Has Returned on May 06, 2014, 09:11:06 PM Not only does it sound like he was a "middle of the road" kind of guy, but it was "written in concrete" that he was gonna' get killed :twirl:
Title: Re: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed Post by: sprite75 on May 07, 2014, 07:07:25 PM And here we have this year's Darwin Awards winner!!!! Ding ding ding ding ding!!! |