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Title: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed
Post by: sprite75 on May 04, 2014, 08:11:24 PM
From Portland (http://www.kgw.com/news/Naked-pedestrian-doing-push-ups-killed-in-North-Portland--257861741.html);

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PORTLAND – A naked man doing push-ups in the street was killed early Sunday morning in North Portland, police said.

A naked man was reportedly running in traffic near Portsmouth Avenue around 4 a.m., according to Pete Simpson of Portland police.

While officers were driving to the scene, another caller reported the man was doing push-ups in the roadway. A third caller then said the man had been hit by a vehicle, Simpson said.

When officers arrived, they found the man was deceased.



Title: Re: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed
Post by: indianasmith on May 04, 2014, 09:18:38 PM
And here we have this year's Darwin Awards winner!!!!


Title: Re: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed
Post by: Bushma on May 04, 2014, 09:57:44 PM
Another reason to be glad I don't live in Portland, just near it.


Title: Re: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed
Post by: Jack on May 05, 2014, 06:07:15 AM
I hope the driver that killed him doesn't feel too bad.  I know I wouldn't  :smile:


Title: Re: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed
Post by: Umaril Has Returned on May 06, 2014, 09:11:06 PM
Not only does it sound like he was a "middle of the road" kind of guy,  but it was "written in concrete" that he was gonna' get killed  :twirl:


Title: Re: Naked man doing push-ups in roadway killed
Post by: sprite75 on May 07, 2014, 07:07:25 PM
And here we have this year's Darwin Awards winner!!!!

Ding ding ding ding ding!!!