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Title: Man shoots self in penis with girlfriend’s pink pistol, charges possible Post by: sprite75 on June 08, 2014, 06:56:11 PM Ouch. (http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Man-shoots-self-in-penis-with-girlfriends-pink-pistol-127317128.html)
Quote CHANDLER, Ariz. – Police are preaching firearms safety after a Chandler man accidentally shot himself in the penis with his girlfriend's little pink pistol. It happened last week outside a grocery store near Elliot and Alma School roads. According to Chandler police, Joshua Seto, 27, was tucking the little gun – reportedly a Taurus 380 Compact Pistol similar to the one pictured above – into his waistband as he walked toward the store with his girlfriend, Cara Christopher. The gun went off. The bullet hit Seto's penis and continued through his left thigh. Title: Re: Man shoots self in penis with girlfriend’s pink pistol, charges possible Post by: indianasmith on June 08, 2014, 08:07:28 PM Son of a gun!!
Title: Re: Man shoots self in penis with girlfriend’s pink pistol, charges possible Post by: Rev. Powell on June 08, 2014, 08:39:23 PM It was a glans-ing blow.
(I am going to recycle this pun on every penis-related post until someone laughs). Title: Re: Man shoots self in penis with girlfriend’s pink pistol, charges possible Post by: sprite75 on June 08, 2014, 09:05:37 PM It was a glans-ing blow. (I am going to recycle this pun on every penis-related post until someone laughs). LOL. Someone else told me that a "real man" would've blown it all off with a .44 Magnum. Title: Re: Man shoots self in penis with girlfriend’s pink pistol, charges possible Post by: Jack on June 09, 2014, 07:28:47 AM Good to see natural selection is still alive and well :smile:
Title: Re: Man shoots self in penis with girlfriend’s pink pistol, charges possible Post by: Umaril Has Returned on June 10, 2014, 09:09:37 AM It was a glans-ing blow. (I am going to recycle this pun on every penis-related post until someone laughs). You could also say they guy was "cocked and loaded"... :bouncegiggle: |