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Title: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: sprite75 on June 18, 2014, 08:40:24 PM Automatic sperm extractors. That's a thing now.... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html)
Quote According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province. The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user. Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable. It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process. And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet. Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: indianasmith on June 18, 2014, 09:12:05 PM Bet their donation rates go up!!!
Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: TheDope on June 18, 2014, 09:33:40 PM Quote It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process. Frank Drebin: Do you have "Spartacus"? (THE NAKED GUN 33 1/3: THE FINAL INSULT) Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: messedup on June 19, 2014, 08:00:37 AM I actually want one of those :teddyr:
Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: Umaril Has Returned on June 19, 2014, 08:05:48 AM I actually want one of those :teddyr: Yeah that might sound like fun, but every now and then ya' just have to have some good old-fashioned fun and "take the problem in hand", if ya' get my meaning. :wink: Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 19, 2014, 01:32:39 PM We all know where this ends up:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/boyanddog/boyanddog7.jpg) -Ed Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: Jack on June 20, 2014, 07:00:18 AM And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet. If you could drop me a PM when they hit the market, that'd be super :teddyr: Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 20, 2014, 01:26:09 PM I do hope they at least put a curtain around them if they are in the hallway.
Ed Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: sprite75 on June 20, 2014, 07:16:25 PM I do hope they at least put a curtain around them if they are in the hallway. Ed Yeah me too. Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: lester1/2jr on June 20, 2014, 07:58:56 PM too late I broke it sorry guys
Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 21, 2014, 04:34:48 PM Automatic sperm extractors. That's a thing now.... ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html[/url]) Quote According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province. The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user. Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable. It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process. And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet. Don't tell me, they forgot the most important thing that needs to be adjusted about the machine. The size of the pipe! And I like what they said about the machine. "It can give a very comfortable feeling." And only $2800.00. How about this? Use one's hand instead and save $2800.00. Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: Jack on June 21, 2014, 04:56:17 PM too late I broke it sorry guys Eh, made in China. That was bound to happen. Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: sprite75 on June 21, 2014, 05:06:00 PM Automatic sperm extractors. That's a thing now.... ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html[/url]) Quote According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province. The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user. Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable. It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process. And no, I don't think these are available for home use yet. Don't tell me, they forgot the most important thing that needs to be adjusted about the machine. The size of the pipe! And I like what they said about the machine. "It can give a very comfortable feeling." And only $2800.00. How about this? Use one's hand instead and save $2800.00. I hope they have 4XL. Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: Umaril Has Returned on June 22, 2014, 02:43:58 PM too late I broke it sorry guys Eh, made in China. That was bound to happen. Might contain lead too :buggedout: Title: Re: Chinese hospital introduces hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 23, 2014, 03:15:57 PM What they don't tell you about is the the 6 inch needle that does the extracting.
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