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Title: Cops: Woman Stripped, Did Yoga In Roadway Post by: sprite75 on July 10, 2014, 05:46:23 PM Again from Florida... (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-yoga-heroin-arrest-675432)
Quote JULY 10--A nearly naked woman who was doing yoga exercises in the middle of a Florida roadway was arrested yesterday afternoon by cops who found heroin and drug paraphernalia in her running pickup truck. Michele Cernak, 51, was collared on a variety of drug counts after police responded to a 911 call about an intoxicated woman stripping off her clothes on an Ocala street. When officers confronted the Ocala resident, her pants were at her ankles (though she still had “panties covering her private area,” cops noted). Witnesses told officers that Cernak had been doing yoga poses. Cernak was exercising about ten feet from her truck, which had its driver’s door open. A search of the vehicle turned up heroin and drug paraphernalia, according to an Ocala Police Department report. During questioning, Cernak--who had a bleeding wound on her left ankle--reportedly admitted that she had been shooting heroin. Title: Re: Cops: Woman Stripped, Did Yoga In Roadway Post by: Jack on July 11, 2014, 07:35:07 AM Again from Florida... ([url]http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-yoga-heroin-arrest-675432[/url]) Quote During questioning, Cernak--who had a bleeding wound on her left ankle--reportedly admitted that she had been shooting heroin. Yeah when you're naked and doing yoga in the street, the old "my friend must have left the heroin in my car" excuse just doesn't work. Title: Re: Cops: Woman Stripped, Did Yoga In Roadway Post by: Rev. Powell on July 11, 2014, 10:10:18 AM Again from Florida... ([url]http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/naked-yoga-heroin-arrest-675432[/url]) Quote During questioning, Cernak--who had a bleeding wound on her left ankle--reportedly admitted that she had been shooting heroin. Yeah when you're naked and doing yoga in the street, the old "my friend must have left the heroin in my car" excuse just doesn't work. It's nice to see heroin addicts who are health-conscious enough to practice yoga, though, isn't it? Title: Re: Cops: Woman Stripped, Did Yoga In Roadway Post by: indianasmith on July 11, 2014, 02:34:55 PM She was just trying to find her "center"!
Title: Re: Cops: Woman Stripped, Did Yoga In Roadway Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on July 11, 2014, 03:28:36 PM You cynical people, she just wante tdo do this:
http://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2014/07/portlanders_will_attempt_to_ma.html (http://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2014/07/portlanders_will_attempt_to_ma.html) But didn't have any friends Title: Re: Cops: Woman Stripped, Did Yoga In Roadway Post by: TheDope on July 26, 2014, 10:36:18 PM She was wanting to perfect her downward-facing dog, but learned too late not to take yoga instructions from Lindsey Lohan.
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