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George Carlin did a routine about Mental Hotfoots...those things ya do just to make someone else's day a little...more interesting.
Sooooo...

Here's one, likely inspired by George.
(http://www.shayarinjokes.com/quotes/download/funny-quotes/funny-sayings-quotes.jpg)

Got any examples of your own to pass along? :smile:

I think of stuff like that at work but only get a chance to do it once in a while. My new one is when I deliver a package if they say "What is this?" I'm gonna say "soup, I had some it was delicious" and walk away

When I used to work at a convenience store, during times with no customers, I would bite into candy bars through the wrappers, then straighten the wrapper back out and put it back in with the others. I didn't break through the wrappers with my teeth, just left a nice dental impression in the candy bar.

I always wanted to be around when someone opened one of those candy bars.

Sometimes, walk into someone's cubical when they're out, and transpose their stuff. Put whats on the right side of the desk on the left and vice versa.

Love that moment when they reach for the stapler and they go 'Huh?', and wonder if they did it without remembering if they did it.

My nephew did a great one on me and my niece. He went to a birthday party then me and her went up to get a slurpee (it was gross). We got back like a half hour later and he was there. We asked what happened with the party and he said "what do you mean? I was there for the last two hours". We sat there for a 30 seconds thinking we'd been at 7-11 for 2 hours. turns out the party had been cancelled or postponed and he'd just been chilling at the house.

this thread keeps making me think about that Missing Persons song