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Title: Woman hid drugs under plastic butt. Post by: sprite75 on October 04, 2014, 12:47:20 PM Facepalm. (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/heroin-hidden-in-buttocks-enhancer-687543)
Quote OCTOBER 3--A Massachusetts woman is facing narcotics charges after police discovered heroin and painkillers hidden underneath a prosthetic derrière enhancement that the suspect told cops she wore because, “I don’t have a butt.” Following a traffic stop last month in Buzzards Bay, police arrested Jill Roy, 33, when a bag containing various pills fell from her pants leg as she was standing near a patrol car, according to a police report. Upon being transported to the Bourne Police Department for booking, Roy admitted ownership of a one-ounce bag of marijuana found inside the 2005 Volkswagen Jetta she was driving. Roy’s passenger, Jennifer Johnson, 32, was arrested on several outstanding warrants. The police report--which alternately describes Roy as unemployed and working at Dunkin’ Donuts--notes that she has a “very lengthy criminal record” including collars for “possession and distribution of illegal narcotics.” Roy, cops added, is currently on probation for drug possession. Title: Re: Woman hid drugs under plastic butt. Post by: bob on October 04, 2014, 10:42:28 PM I'll give her points for creativity and originality for her hiding spot.
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