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Title: Florida man arrested for stealing cow tongues from Wal-Mart Post by: sprite75 on December 02, 2014, 12:02:06 PM From Florida (http://myfox8.com/2014/12/02/man-tried-to-steal-6-pounds-of-cow-tongue-by-stuffing-it-in-his-pants/);
Quote DELAND, Fla. — A Florida man is under arrest after police say he tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by hiding it in his pants. Jason Puckett, 44, was arrested over the weekend in Volusia County, Fla., according to MyNews13.com. Puckett went into the cooler at the local Walmart, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out before a security guard stopped him. Police said they found two beef tongues stuffed into Puckett’s pants. Is that a tongue in your pants or are you happy to see me? I got this one... (http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/BugBunnyflorida_zps9c4c07de.gif) Title: Re: Florida man arrested for stealing cow tongues from Wal-Mart Post by: Trevor on December 03, 2014, 01:34:21 AM From Florida ([url]http://myfox8.com/2014/12/02/man-tried-to-steal-6-pounds-of-cow-tongue-by-stuffing-it-in-his-pants/[/url]); Quote DELAND, Fla. — A Florida man is under arrest after police say he tried to steal more than 6 pounds of cow tongue by hiding it in his pants. Jason Puckett, 44, was arrested over the weekend in Volusia County, Fla., according to MyNews13.com. Puckett went into the cooler at the local Walmart, put the cow tongue down his pants and tried to walk out before a security guard stopped him. Police said they found two beef tongues stuffed into Puckett’s pants. Is that a tongue in your pants or are you happy to see me? I got this one... ([url]http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/BugBunnyflorida_zps9c4c07de.gif[/url]) All I can say to Mr Puckett is :tongueout: :tongueout: :tongueout: :tongueout: Title: Re: Florida man arrested for stealing cow tongues from Wal-Mart Post by: Jack on December 03, 2014, 06:54:54 AM Six pounds of refrigerated meat down your pants? Wouldn't that be kind of...cold?
Just doesn't sound like a very well thought out plot to me. Title: Re: Florida man arrested for stealing cow tongues from Wal-Mart Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on December 03, 2014, 01:09:27 PM I am totally stunned how many of these start with "Florida Man/Woman Arrested for..."
And while I like a tongue in the pants region as much as anyone, this MIGHT be wrong somehow. -Ed Title: Re: Florida man arrested for stealing cow tongues from Wal-Mart Post by: BoyScoutKevin on December 07, 2014, 03:02:33 PM Six pounds of refrigerated meat down your pants? Wouldn't that be kind of...cold? Just doesn't sound like a very well thought out plot to me. Probably. It reminds me of the woman who put a frozen whole chicken under her hat and then tried to walk out of the door. She was arrested, when she had a brain freeze and fainted. Title: Re: Florida man arrested for stealing cow tongues from Wal-Mart Post by: Flangepart on December 15, 2014, 06:34:24 PM Tongue: The meat so good it speaks for itself.
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