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Title: Beer battered man blames beer battered fish Post by: sprite75 on December 10, 2014, 11:42:50 PM From Wisconsin (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/man-blames-beer-battered-fish-for-DWI-687543) (aka Florida North);
Quote John Przybyla was pulled over by a cop who spotted the 75-year-old’s vehicle driving erratically. When the Adams County Sheriff’s Office deputy approached Przybyla--who was driving on a revoked license--he recognized the “smell of a moderate odor of an intoxicating beverage emitting from his breath.” Przybyla’s eyes were also bloodshot and glossy, according to a police report detailing the 2:30 PM traffic stop. During field sobriety tests, Przybyla “showed impairment.” Additionally, Deputy Brian Loewenhagen found an open can of Red Dog Beer on the truck’s passenger seat. When the deputy asked Przybyla (seen above) how much alcohol he had consumed, “John said he had not been drinking,” adding that he was heading home after attending an October 12 fish fry. Przybyla, Deputy Loewenhagen reported, “said he wasn’t drinking and had beer battered fish.” Przybyla, who himself appeared to be beer battered, was arrested after failing the field sobriety tests. While a Breathalyzer test recorded Przybyla’s blood alcohol content at .062--below the .08 limit--his history of DWI convictions prohibits him from driving with a BAC above .02. Title: Re: Beer battered man blames beer battered fish Post by: Trevor on December 11, 2014, 02:45:38 AM From Wisconsin ([url]http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/man-blames-beer-battered-fish-for-DWI-687543[/url]) (aka Florida North); Quote John Przybyla was pulled over by a cop who spotted the 75-year-old’s vehicle driving erratically. When the Adams County Sheriff’s Office deputy approached Przybyla--who was driving on a revoked license--he recognized the “smell of a moderate odor of an intoxicating beverage emitting from his breath.” Przybyla’s eyes were also bloodshot and glossy, according to a police report detailing the 2:30 PM traffic stop. During field sobriety tests, Przybyla “showed impairment.” Additionally, Deputy Brian Loewenhagen found an open can of Red Dog Beer on the truck’s passenger seat. When the deputy asked Przybyla (seen above) how much alcohol he had consumed, “John said he had not been drinking,” adding that he was heading home after attending an October 12 fish fry. Przybyla, Deputy Loewenhagen reported, “said he wasn’t drinking and had beer battered fish.” Przybyla, who himself appeared to be beer battered, was arrested after failing the field sobriety tests. While a Breathalyzer test recorded Przybyla’s blood alcohol content at .062--below the .08 limit--his history of DWI convictions prohibits him from driving with a BAC above .02. Why did the beer batter the fish? What did the fish do to the beer? :wink: :drink: Title: Re: Beer battered man blames beer battered fish Post by: Jack on December 11, 2014, 08:08:34 AM There's an old joke around here: "Did you hear about the new Minnesota state zoo? They're going to build a fence around Wisconsin."
Title: Re: Beer battered man blames beer battered fish Post by: bob on December 11, 2014, 08:42:02 PM state pride :thumbdown:
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