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Title: Police: Naked Driver Sat Atop Whisky Bottle Post by: sprite75 on January 29, 2015, 06:03:42 PM From Pennsylvania... (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/naked-drunk-driver-atop-whisky-bottle-768329)
Quote JANUARY 28--A female driver who was not wearing pants or underwear was sitting atop an empty bottle of Black Velvet whisky when police approached her following a recent traffic accident, according to a court complaint charging the motorist with drunk driving, lewdness, and other criminal counts. Pennsylvania cops allege that Justine King, 33, struck another vehicle around 11 PM while driving near her home in Aliquippa, a city outside Pittsburgh. Police found King in the driver’s seat of her 2003 Chevrolet Malibu “with airbags deployed.” The vehicle was sitting in an intersection. When told that she had hit another car, King (seen at right) replied, “No I did not. I live around the corner and was just picking up my boyfriend.” While peering into the vehicle, a cop “observed that King was not wearing any pants or underpants.” The garments, the officer added, “were on the driver’s side under the pedals.” Officer Joshua Stanga also reported that King “was sitting naked on top of an open empty bottle of Black Velvet liquor.” Title: Re: Police: Naked Driver Sat Atop Whisky Bottle Post by: LilCerberus on January 29, 2015, 06:16:25 PM Thanks for the image.
Title: Re: Police: Naked Driver Sat Atop Whisky Bottle Post by: sprite75 on January 29, 2015, 09:09:51 PM Title: Re: Police: Naked Driver Sat Atop Whisky Bottle Post by: Jack on January 30, 2015, 07:44:58 AM I think the cop deserves a week off with pay to recover from the psychological trauma.
Ewwwwww! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Police: Naked Driver Sat Atop Whisky Bottle Post by: Trevor on January 30, 2015, 08:00:08 AM I think the cop deserves a week off with pay to recover from the psychological trauma. Ewwwwww! :bouncegiggle: "A new religion that'll bring ya to yer knees......Black Velvet if you please......" :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: I am never going to be able to listen to that song again. :tongueout: |