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Title: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 18, 2015, 07:36:43 PM
(http://www.iflscience.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Missing-Scientist1.jpg)

http://www.iflscience.org/missing-scientist-found-hiding-in-secret-lsd-drug-lab/ (http://www.iflscience.org/missing-scientist-found-hiding-in-secret-lsd-drug-lab/)

"When the Officers moved the large metal cabinet they uncovered an entry way to a large hidden room in the basement.  The room was full of various science equipment along with a terrified, elderly man.  The 83 year old man was identified as Dr. Winston Corrigan, a chemistry professor from the University of Minnesota who went missing in the fall of 1984 and was a previous resident of the home.

“He had clearly been living down there for a long time and had suffered severe psychological trauma.. probably from not socializing with anyone for a while…or from ingesting a lot of the drugs…  I don’t know if he had been living down there since the 80’s but I wouldn’t doubt it” Said EMT personnel Landon Choler."


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: indianasmith on May 18, 2015, 07:56:16 PM
That has "B Movie Plot" written all over it! LOL :buggedout:


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 18, 2015, 08:25:50 PM
eating army rations and taking LSD for 30 years he's been all around the universe down there. forward and back in time


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: LilCerberus on May 18, 2015, 09:09:38 PM
Bomb Culture joke in there somewhere..........


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 18, 2015, 09:28:33 PM
Aww... story's fake. http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/missingscientist.asp (http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/missingscientist.asp)

Would make a good B-movie plot though.


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: Jack on May 19, 2015, 07:31:11 AM
Yeah, "50 years’ worth of military grade rations" would fill a small warehouse I think.  And he'd need one heck of a quiet toilet.


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: Trevor on May 19, 2015, 07:41:29 AM
And he'd need one heck of a quiet toilet.

He can move in with me.  :wink:


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: Jack on May 19, 2015, 08:30:55 AM
And he'd need one heck of a quiet toilet.

He can move in with me.  :wink:

If he hasn't ventured out to buy clothes in 30 years, and his laundry facilities and soap supplies are presumable rather limited, his undies may be a rival for yours Trevor  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: Trevor on May 19, 2015, 08:57:31 AM
And he'd need one heck of a quiet toilet.

He can move in with me.  :wink:

If he hasn't ventured out to buy clothes in 30 years, and his laundry facilities and soap supplies are presumable rather limited, his undies may be a rival for yours Trevor  :bouncegiggle:

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

Poor man...  :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: lester1/2jr on May 19, 2015, 10:00:19 PM
I was totally fooled and in retrospect it makes no sense. hahaha


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: etmoviesb on May 20, 2015, 11:41:28 PM
Yeah, "50 years’ worth of military grade rations" would fill a small warehouse I think.  And he'd need one heck of a quiet toilet.
For only one person it is not so much actually. It is large, but not extreme.

Assuming 2 meals per day, for 50 years, and each is about 1/3 of liter you have:
2 * 50 * 365.25 * (1/3) = 12175 liter

That is 12~13 cube meters. The story is a fake, but it would be possible to have a bunker with such a size. Of course he needed some soap and a bathroom too to get water.


However the real problem is: how long does it guy needed to store all this food? He bought a bit every month for years?


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: Jack on May 21, 2015, 07:33:17 AM
This is kind of fun to figure out lol  :smile:  According to this place:  http://www.mre-meals.net/wholesalers.php (http://www.mre-meals.net/wholesalers.php) A pallet of MRE's is 40" X 48" X 48", and that contains 48 cases with 12 meals per case.  So for 30 years at 2 meals a day he'd need 21,900 meals, so 1,825 cases or about 38 pallets.  Stack them 2 high I guess that's 19 pallets on the floor at 4' X 4' each, So in a 4 X 5 arrangement, that's 16 by 20 foot. 

You'd need kind of a large hidden room to still leave room for a drug lab and whatever other stuff you'd need to live for 30 years, plus some living space to enjoy the LSD trips, but I guess it's doable  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 21, 2015, 07:41:50 AM
What about replacement lava lamps? If one broke he's be up a creek!


Title: Re: Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab
Post by: Jack on May 21, 2015, 07:55:02 AM
What about replacement lava lamps? If one broke he's be up a creek!

That's probably the "severe psychological trauma" they were talking about  :bouncegiggle: