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Title: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: indianasmith on June 02, 2015, 07:03:04 AM Given the plethora of remakes and re-imaginings of classic 80's cheese going on right now, which one would you like to star in?
I think I would like to star in a re-do of DEATHSTALKER. I would be the the big, burly guy in the dungeon that tortures women for fun, then gets thrown into the alligator pit by Deathstalker and the leading lady somewhere in the third act. Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: Flangepart on June 02, 2015, 07:24:14 AM THE GIANT CLAW!
Mitch...gotta be the The Mitch. Now find me a babe with the same build as Mara Corday...Oh, yeah... Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: Derf on June 02, 2015, 08:21:36 AM Wait a minute, indy: You ask what remake we'd like to star in, and then you choose a supporting role for yourself? What's up with that?
My only movie aspiration is to be riddled with machine gun fire in slow motion, so almost any role in a remake of Commando would allow me that. :teddyr: If I were going to star in a remake, I might well choose the role of Sam Hell in Hell Comes to Frogtown. I mean, who wouldn't want the part where your whole government-sanctioned place in society is to repopulate the Earth (and kill mutant frogs along the way)? :tongueout: Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: Trevor on June 02, 2015, 08:43:00 AM I would like to be Zap Rowsdower in The Final Sacrifice. :wink:
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: Newt on June 02, 2015, 10:21:57 AM :wink: :teddyr:
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on June 02, 2015, 01:56:49 PM Any Roddy Piper role.
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: ChaosTheory on June 02, 2015, 02:48:34 PM SHOWGIRLS
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: major jay on June 02, 2015, 03:00:49 PM I'd be 'major jay' in the INVISIBLE INVADERS remake. :teddyr:
(http://www.sdfo.org/gj/590519ii06.png) Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: JaseSF on June 02, 2015, 05:05:08 PM It would have to be as a scientist in a sci-fi B-movie. Maybe a Frank Gerstle role not that I'd be anywhere near as good as him. Realistically perhaps a lesser Victor Buono role.
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: LilCerberus on June 02, 2015, 05:32:29 PM Joe, from Horrors Of Spider Island...
Shows up as a cynical loser, Then exits as the hero who saves a bunch horny (and grateful) showgirls, with a mother load of uranium that he no longer has to share with his two business partners. :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: etmoviesb on June 02, 2015, 09:00:42 PM Maybe an extra in some insane movies like the Miracle Fighters. I like the idea of appearing in a movie clearly but for something short and funny.
Classic example: the main hero found the building with the bad guy and I am playing the doorman. He knocks I open the door while asking "Hi, who are..." I recognize him, try to give alarm and get punched/kicked/flamed... Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: LilCerberus on June 02, 2015, 10:52:21 PM I'd like to do a movie shot entirely from inside the office of a stereotypical disaster movie mayor, who's already having a bad day, now has to deal with all sorts of scientists storming into his office demanding he shut down the pipeline, cancel the parade, rope off the fishin' rodeo, etc. due to monsters & earthquakes & whatnot...
However, The mayor would be all to happy to oblige, considering he already shut down all that stuff do to budgeting & permit issues. So he has a good chuckle as he watches television coverage of protesters from out of town get it when the movie's big climax hits. Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: WingedSerpent on June 03, 2015, 06:51:32 PM Village of the Giants
I'd play this guy. (http://www.moviemem.com/images/pictures/store/LOBBY%20CARDS%203/P1010881.jpg) Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: VenomX73 on June 03, 2015, 07:04:15 PM (http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/bYqzE7xWTOeV1ibwkCJmnxnOc5L.jpg)
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: LilCerberus on June 03, 2015, 10:28:13 PM The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
But it would be in name only It would really be a remake of The Projectionist My commute to & from work could cover Mad Max, Convoy, Smokey And The Bandit, Days Of Thunder... When I stand at the soundboard at WRIR's main studio, I feel like Captain Of The Enterprise! So many heroes I could be............. Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: Skull on June 04, 2015, 06:00:18 AM The remake of the Phantom Menace and I'll play Jar Jar... *Evil Laughter*
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 04, 2015, 02:27:17 PM My moniker says it all. A boy scout in the remake of "Lair of the White Worm." The sex will never be better.
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: indianasmith on June 04, 2015, 04:16:27 PM I think you are taking that phrase "the little death" too literally!
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: bob on June 05, 2015, 10:33:10 PM Rosdower in The Final Sacrifice and Torgo in Manos.
What, I couldn't choose. Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: Trevor on June 07, 2015, 05:18:24 AM Colonel Fincham in VON RYAN'S EXPRESS up against Jason Statham as Colonel Ryan. Have to grow a stache, though.
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: Ted C on June 08, 2015, 09:16:59 AM I wouldn't mind playing Cal in a remake of This Island Earth. Especially of Cobie Smulders plays Ruth.
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: frank on June 09, 2015, 05:42:29 AM I don't have any enthusiasm in acting, but I guess I would find the Neville role in I am legend the most interesting. Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: voltron on June 21, 2015, 04:18:02 PM I would never hope for it to be remade, maybe I'd do some time traveling and star as the white dude who acts like a black dude in the immortal Microwave Massacre.
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: Derelict Coin-op on July 04, 2015, 01:53:12 AM The Forbidden Zone...wouldnt that be a ride. :teddyr: Or maybe the Paperchase guy in Warrior of the lost world. Persis Khambata. :hot:
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: diamondwaspvenom on July 04, 2015, 10:56:37 AM I would love to participate in a crazy remake of Carnosaur. I love that movie and to be part of its history would be an honor.
Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: 316zombie on July 15, 2015, 12:11:45 AM barbarella. need i say more? :cheers:
seriously, nancy from nightmare on elm street, or barbara from the original night of the living dead. unless i can be a bad guy/gal? THEN i want to be karen black in trilogy of terror,lol! Title: Re: So. . . What Classic Bad Movie Remake Would You Want to Star In? Post by: Flangepart on July 22, 2015, 05:20:54 PM THE CRATER LAKE MONSTER. as the monster.
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