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Title: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Olivia Bauer on July 06, 2015, 09:52:42 PM
I just listened to a guy saying Zionists break into Muslim houses and steal their shoe.

What nutty s**t have you heard?


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: indianasmith on July 07, 2015, 12:15:55 AM
The "chemtrail" people are pretty far out there.
That, and someone posted on FB yesterday that the Charleston church attack was a hoax and that all the "victims" are actually still alive.
Apparently, the Obama administration staged it with "crisis actors" to further gun control.

Who actually believes such pure bovine excreta?


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Trevor on July 07, 2015, 12:18:28 AM
Who actually believes such pure bovine excreta?

Now what is that...................oh.  :wink:


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: sprite75 on July 07, 2015, 12:20:05 AM
The "chemtrail" people are pretty far out there.
That, and someone posted on FB yesterday that the Charleston church attack was a hoax and that all the "victims" are actually still alive.
Apparently, the Obama administration staged it with "crisis actors" to further gun control.

Who actually believes such pure bovine excreta?

They did the same after Sandy Hook too, claimed that it was all a hoax and the parents of one of the murdered kids were "crisis actors" in order to further gun control.



Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: indianasmith on July 07, 2015, 12:24:15 AM
I guess both right and left have their extremists, but boy some of the far right folks are awfully nutty!
No wonder my side has a bad name.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 07, 2015, 12:43:41 AM
Here in Boston there are still people who think the Marathon bombing was some sort of staged event even after Jahar was convicted and confessed in his court statement.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: zombie no.one on July 07, 2015, 06:21:34 AM
The "chemtrail" people are pretty far out there.
That, and someone posted on FB yesterday that the Charleston church attack was a hoax and that all the "victims" are actually still alive.
Apparently, the Obama administration staged it with "crisis actors" to further gun control.

Who actually believes such pure bovine excreta?

They did the same after Sandy Hook too, claimed that it was all a hoax and the parents of one of the murdered kids were "crisis actors" in order to further gun control.



In the case of Sandy Hook, 'they' - interestingy - includes Wolfgang Halbig, former director of School Safety and Security for a district of approximately 65,000 students, who was commissioned by the U.S. Department of Justice to train over 3,500 school police officers, school superintendents, and school principals, and has provided safety training and school safety assessments for more than 4,000 school districts nationwide. His vids on youtube are interesting, he is convinced Sandy Hook didn't happen, was a staged event with no bodies, no deaths, that 'Adam Lanza' never existed. He's currently taking Sandy Hook governors to court under the Freedom Of Information Act because they're with-holding his requests for information relating to the incident which should be available to anyone, public access. Vids of the ongoing court cae are on youtube. Personally I don't know what to think, I just find him to be different the usual stereotype of yer average 'conspiracy nut'. I'm not going to say Sandy Hook was a hoax, I wasn't there, but I certainly don't think things are always as cut and dried as the media makes them.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Olivia Bauer on July 07, 2015, 06:31:38 AM
Here in Boston there are still people who think the Marathon bombing was some sort of staged event even after Jahar was convicted and confessed in his court statement.


Whaaaat? The streets were covered in blood and body parts!


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: dean on July 07, 2015, 07:01:48 AM
Conspiracy theories are fun to listen to. I once had a customer tell me how he hates new movies because they're all 'Bang Bang Bang' [gestures with gun fingers] and 'Bang Bang Bang' [Thrusts pelvis]

Then he tells me he goes to the movie, can't stand it [he holds his head in his hands like he's being tortured at this point], and goes to get a refund but instead they offer him a free ticket which he then uses and makes the cycle start again. Some sort of conspiracy to brainwash him apparently. I asked him why does he keep going back and he kind of shrugged and said 'they keep giving me free tickets.'


The other one was the person who believed they could feel the electricity in the power lines above her and that radio waves are going to kill everyone on the planet.

In fact, I've talked to quite a few people with fanciful theories, who in reality probably just have some mental problems. But I like listening to them as it's really quite fascinating and sometimes I think they just appreciate having someone to talk to.



Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: ulthar on July 07, 2015, 07:06:18 AM

Whaaaat? The streets were covered in blood and body parts!


You mean like is shown in every horror movie with any FX budget at all?

I'm not saying it was a hoax or was staged, but do you really think the visual impact part of such a hoax would be all that hard to pull off?  After all, that's why these theories gain so much traction...because they are just believable enough to hook just enough people to gain critical mass.

Check out the movie WAG THE DOG (1997) if you have not seen it. That film came out when a lot of folks were claiming the Clinton Administration was doing exactly that. The film is very much worth a watch.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Trevor on July 07, 2015, 07:18:56 AM
Conspiracy theories are fun to listen to. I once had a customer tell me how he hates new movies because they're all 'Bang Bang Bang' [gestures with gun fingers] and 'Bang Bang Bang' [Thrusts pelvis]

Then he tells me he goes to the movie, can't stand it [he holds his head in his hands like he's being tortured at this point], and goes to get a refund but instead they offer him a free ticket which he then uses and makes the cycle start again. Some sort of conspiracy to brainwash him apparently. I asked him why does he keep going back and he kind of shrugged and said 'they keep giving me free tickets.'

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


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The other one was the person who believed they could feel the electricity in the power lines above her and that radio waves are going to kill everyone on the planet.

In fact, I've talked to quite a few people with fanciful theories, who in reality probably just have some mental problems. But I like listening to them as it's really quite fascinating and sometimes I think they just appreciate having someone to talk to.



So that's why you always answer my posts.  :wink:


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Flangepart on July 07, 2015, 07:29:53 AM
I guess both right and left have their extremists, but boy some of the far right folks are awfully nutty!
No wonder my side has a bad name.
Yeah, they just arn't the establishment nutjobs right now. That may change again, though.
Michael Medved's radio show has 'Conspiracy Tuesdays.' Ya wanna hear the black chopper types vent, that's the place. I think Mike must laugh his a$$ off at some of the more 'creative' ones.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: indianasmith on July 07, 2015, 08:23:35 AM
I always get a kick out of his show in Thursdays.

A couple years back I had a lengthy back and forth debate with a guy who INSISTED that the Holocaust was an elaborate historical hoax created and maintained by the Jews to raise money and sympathy for the State of Israel.  Apparently the tens of thousands of eyewitness accounts were all just lies, and every bit of documentary evidence was forged.  All the confessions were obtained under torture by the Soviets.

If he had been a knuckle-dragging skinhead, I would have just walked away.  But this guy is highly intelligent and absolutely sincere.  Some of his statements were flat-out jaw-dropping.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: ER on July 07, 2015, 08:51:17 AM
It blows my mind to think that there were nutjobs in the early 1960s running around making the claims that President Kennedy was a drug addict who serially cheated on his wife! I mean...what man in his right mind would cheat on Jackie, eh? Or those weird Germans back seventy-five years ago who had those "stories" about  Jews vanishing from towns and being carted away someplace on trains! And something about "fake" showers? But my favorite---you gotta listen to this one!!---some credulous creeps back in the day were saying Bill Cosby (I mean BILL COSBY, the most fatherly man on television!) was drugging and molesting women! Sheesh, it takes all kinds, y'know?  :wink:


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: zombie no.one on July 07, 2015, 08:54:10 AM
The way I see it is this.

Say I'm walking down the street and I need to get to a bank. So I stop a guy who's smartly dressed wearing a suit/tie etc and ask him where the nearest bank is. He replies "sure, keep walking then take the first right and you'll find it". Then another guy overhears this and comes up to us. This guy is scruffily dressed and looks a bit dishevelled. He goes "nah he's wrong, you take a left not a right". Smart guy goes "don't listen to him, it's on the right as I said", then scruffy guy goes "nah, he's crazy, the bank's on he left, I'm telln ya!".

Who do I believe? Smart dressed guy, cause he looks like an upstanding citizen? But why would the other guy disagree? He might be untrustworthy cause he was dressed scruffy and looked weird, but do I want to make that kind of prejudice based on appearance? Point is, until I actually walk down the street and find out for myself which direction the bank is in then I can't verify either guy's words for sure. That's how I see the 'offical' version of events presented by the media vs. the conspiracy theorists. Both ultimately present nothing more than hearsay. Unless you can independently verify the facts for yourself first hand (which 99% of the time will be borderline impossible concerning most stories that attract conspiracy theories anyway) then you can only choose what to believe.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 07, 2015, 11:02:10 AM
Alan Moore perfectly expresses my own view on conspiracy theories here.

http://youtu.be/NgSbaKpCjq4 (http://youtu.be/NgSbaKpCjq4)


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 07, 2015, 11:12:13 AM
Ulthar - creating a scene that looks like a bombing would not be hard to pull off at all. What would be hard would be to somehow coerce all the runners and spectators to agree to be a part of a conspiracy, as well as convincing all the loved ones of the people injured or killed to also play along (and all of their friends and loved ones).

There are also people who believe the bombing was real but it was staged by the government, not the two brothers. There have been cases like that remember the Anthrax attacks that was some demented guy from the medical lab.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: ulthar on July 07, 2015, 11:48:10 AM

Ulthar - creating a scene that looks like a bombing would not be hard to pull off at all. What would be hard would be to somehow coerce all the runners and spectators to agree to be a part of a conspiracy, as well as convincing all the loved ones of the people injured or killed to also play along (and all of their friends and loved ones).


I don't disagree with that at all, but was more addressing the notion of believing the media presentation of information.  Anything can be believably faked these days, and 'video' or other visual evidence does not imply 'truth.'

There is no doubt that media is driving some stories akin to WAG THE DOG.  In fact, there is a documentary about social media (GENERATION LIKE) that has a section showing a "live stream" news show driving their own stories...it's pretty interesting, really. They "tell people" what is important, and then, after the mention, the web traffic of those stories skyrockets and they can THEN point to "see, look how popular this is."

So, at least in pop culture related stories, WAG THE DOG is documented as happening.  Would not surprise me to see substantiation of the effect in other areas of "news" as well.

Conspiracy theories in general break down with 'numbers.' The number of people that to need to be involved or 'in on the secret' for some of the pet theories gets pretty crazy.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: zombie no.one on July 07, 2015, 03:56:47 PM
Alan Moore perfectly expresses my own view on conspiracy theories here.

[url]http://youtu.be/NgSbaKpCjq4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/NgSbaKpCjq4[/url])



I'd say he's not so much talking about conspiracy theories as conspiracy theorISTS, and that's an important distinction.

anyone who identifies themselves as a 'conspiracy theorist' is not to be trusted - and likewise anyone who declares that all officially documented versions of events are unequivocally 'the truth' is not to be trusted either. Everything needs to be judged as objectively as possible on its own merits, and doing that will not make you a conspiracy theorist if you then happen to distrust certain officially presented narratives.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: JaseSF on July 07, 2015, 04:38:20 PM
They faked the moon landing is one conspiracy theory. Someone was probably watching Capricorn One a bit too seriously.

I'm not sure it's a conspiracy but our world, in large part due to overabundance of political correctness, is becoming more and more like the worlds portrayed in Harrison Bergeron and  Idiocracy. I also feel there's an emasculation of men trend with today's society.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: dean on July 07, 2015, 06:55:53 PM

So that's why you always answer my posts.  :wink:

I like to keep the crazies close. It's why I come here...


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 07, 2015, 07:26:43 PM
liberals used to believe that Reagan told the ayatollahs to hold off on releasing the hostages till after he was elected "Hi, this is Ronnie, the eagle flies at midnight, ixnay on the Eleasray"


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Olivia Bauer on July 07, 2015, 10:22:23 PM

Whaaaat? The streets were covered in blood and body parts!


You mean like is shown in every horror movie with any FX budget at all?

I'm not saying it was a hoax or was staged, but do you really think the visual impact part of such a hoax would be all that hard to pull off?  After all, that's why these theories gain so much traction...because they are just believable enough to hook just enough people to gain critical mass.

Check out the movie WAG THE DOG (1997) if you have not seen it. That film came out when a lot of folks were claiming the Clinton Administration was doing exactly that. The film is very much worth a watch.

I've seen convincing movie gore. But there is no way in hell someone could orchestrate that in real time.

They would also have to bribe the cops, forensics, witnesses, the victims, the victims' family, the press, and somehow convince the bomber to go to trial (where be was given the death penalty). Not to mention there was a second bomber, his cousin who was killed by police.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: indianasmith on July 07, 2015, 10:57:22 PM
Exactly!  Most conspiracies fall into the "a secret too big to keep" category.

I have a former student who is absolutely convinced 9/11 was an inside job carried out by our own government.  I asked him once:
"How many people do you think it would take to carry out a conspiracy of that magnitude?  And what are the odds that not one of them spilled the beans?"

Folks like this are impervious to logic and facts; when I mentioned to one 9/11 "Truther" that MIT had completely debunked the idea that the impact of a jetliner could never have brought down the twin towers, his immediate response was "Oh, they're in on the fix!"

Really?  MIT??? :buggedout:


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: zombie no.one on July 07, 2015, 11:15:03 PM
a conspiracy as big as 9/11 cannot be proven or debunked on one piece of evidence alone. The whole argument from both sides is so massive and complex that you'd probably need 100 years to examine all the ins and outs...

How about the bible as an example of conspiracy theory central... I'm sure any dedicated Christian guy who turned up to work one morning, took their boss to one side and calmly explained that the entire world was being manipulated and controlled by "the evil one" would probably be asked to clear their desk and leave, yet there is is in black & white (1 John 5:19)


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Trevor on July 08, 2015, 04:36:54 AM
They faked the moon landing is one conspiracy theory. Someone was probably watching Capricorn One a bit too seriously.

(https://davidjrodger.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/movie-poster-for-capricorn-one-1977.jpg)

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: ER on July 08, 2015, 09:12:37 AM
The theory that Trevor's underwear is actually brand spanking clean, and rumors to the contrary were spread by jealous people wearing skid-marked briefs.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: ulthar on July 08, 2015, 10:26:09 AM

I've seen convincing movie gore. But there is no way in hell someone could orchestrate that in real time.


Who says it has to be done in real time?  That's the ENTIRE POINT of the Sandy Hook "truthers," for example...that the whole enchilada was one giant, staged production.

Were you in Boston on the day of the bombing?  If not, you are taking the word of people who claim to have been there and witnessed it as real.

Now, it does get nutty to believe the conspiracy claims as the number of people involved grows, but their entire point is that strictly speaking, and based on objectively verifiable data,  you don't know.

I can see their point. I am VERY skeptical of EVERYTHING I hear on the news.  Journalism is no longer a field of integrity (if it every really was...), and those in that field do manipulate information and the presentation of information every day. They do this even for stories that don't have the 'legs' of a larger story like the Boston bombing or Sandy Hook or 9/11.

Really; watch the movie WAG THE DOG and watch the documentary GENERATION LIKE.  There are a few others, such as the documentary STARSUCKERS that touch on this stuff as well.

Or, do you also think there is ANYTHING "real" about "Reality TV?"

The short version of all this is that people don't latch onto these conspiracy theories in a vacuum.  Their willingness to believe this stuff is based on a lot of fact where such manipulations are DOCUMENTED to occur.  The only thing that becomes debatable is "scale."


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 08, 2015, 11:28:43 AM
ulthar-

No one is saying there aren't conspiracies.

Here's one from a few months ago

http://money.cnn.com/2015/04/16/media/richard-engel-nbc-news/ (http://money.cnn.com/2015/04/16/media/richard-engel-nbc-news/)

Richard Engel was kidnapped by what he believed were Shia militants. They played Shia stuff on their phones and had Shia symbols spray painted on the wall. One blogger, who is from the middle east, thought the whole thing made no sense because they would have had no reason to do that and the symbols and other things in the video and story seemed phony.

It turns out: he was right! there WAS a conspiracy to manipulate the media into thinking Engel had been kidnapped by these particular forces in order to try and get western support for something or other.


At the same time, most events can be explained pretty basically

9/11 was carried out by Muslim terrorists who want the United States out of the middle east, have bombed US interests/ embassies etc before, and who through a series of steps gained control of an aircraft yadda yadda

I've asked 9/11 truthers what they think happened. None of them have an answer. were the planes radio controlled? were the people on the plane CIA agents willing to die for the CIA?

The Boston Bombing was carried out by people who we know spent months building the bombs, watching jihadist videos, we have their search histories, the crime itself was similar to attacks carried out in the region of the world the two brothers were from. The other theories stink and fall apart under the most basic scrutiny.

People can believe what they want but there is a measure called "quality". just because someone has another theory doesn't mean it's good.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Skull on July 08, 2015, 12:00:31 PM
My wife something like this:

The amazing part about fake Big Foot sightings is the number of people dressed as Big Foot and sighted while walking in the woods... Those Big Foot costumes are not cheap. :)


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: JaseSF on July 08, 2015, 03:20:38 PM
You could devote an entire thread to the Illuminati conspiracy theories. There's hours and hours of theories on youtube and elsewhere. Most of it seems out to lunch but there might be some semblance of truth with there being secret societies and that type of thing. A lot of the theories propose a satanic agenda by Disney and other Hollywood celebrities.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: JaseSF on July 08, 2015, 03:31:28 PM
My wife something like this:

The amazing part about fake Big Foot sightings is the number of people dressed as Big Foot and sighted while walking in the woods... Those Big Foot costumes are not cheap. :)


Here's something some claim  can help explain Bigfoot and ghost sightings:

http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2015/06/infrasound-bigfoot-and-the-paranormal/ (http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2015/06/infrasound-bigfoot-and-the-paranormal/)

http://www.cracked.com/article_18828_the-creepy-scientific-explanation-behind-ghost-sightings.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_18828_the-creepy-scientific-explanation-behind-ghost-sightings.html)


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: bob on July 11, 2015, 08:28:14 PM
The international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on July 21, 2015, 12:36:49 PM
Considering the government's inability to do ANYTHING else competently, its amazing how they are able to cover up all this stuff. 
-Ed


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 21, 2015, 07:34:24 PM
I watched an American Greed segment on Kevin Trudeau last night. I didn't realize his whole thing was a massive conspiracy theory where he was like giving out secret information Illumanati type people were hording or something. He's in jail now though.


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: Trevor on July 22, 2015, 01:16:48 AM
I watched an American Greed segment on Kevin Trudeau last night. I didn't realize his whole thing was a massive conspiracy theory where he was like giving out secret information Illumanati type people were hording or something. He's in jail now though.

That's the 'Mega Memory' guy, right? I saw an infomercial for that product and it improved my memory so much that after it was over, I'd forgotten what he was selling.  :buggedout: :wink:


Title: Re: Funniest Conspiracy Theories
Post by: lester1/2jr on July 22, 2015, 03:48:37 PM
He borrowed those techniques from other well known memory people. One thing that really helped him here was the Atkins diet, which revealed that everything we knew about weight loss was wrong, basically. After that, people were pretty cynical.