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Title: Guy Walks Into A Bar...
Post by: ER on July 08, 2015, 03:01:57 PM
Guy walks into a bar in Vegas. Few minutes later a scantily-dressed woman slinks over and takes a seat next to him. After a moment the woman leans close and whispers, "I will do anything you like for five-hundred dollars."

"Anything?" the man clarifies.

"Anything," the woman promises.

"OK," the man tells her, "paint my house."


Title: Re: Guy Walks Into A Bar...
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 08, 2015, 03:07:55 PM
Guy walks into a bar.

"Ouch," he says.


Title: Re: Guy Walks Into A Bar...
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 08, 2015, 09:05:41 PM
A horse walks into a bar... the bartender asks "Why the long face?"


Title: Re: Guy Walks Into A Bar...
Post by: El Misfit on July 08, 2015, 09:15:06 PM
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist walks into a bar and the bartender said "What is this, some kind of joke?"


Title: Re: Guy Walks Into A Bar...
Post by: Jack on July 09, 2015, 07:28:16 AM
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/a-guy-walks-into-a-bar_zps9qf6ierr.jpg)


Title: Re: Guy Walks Into A Bar...
Post by: indianasmith on July 09, 2015, 09:42:42 AM
These two  guys walk into a bar . . .

which is really stupid.  If the first one walked into it, the second one should have seen it!


Title: Re: Guy Walks Into A Bar...
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 09, 2015, 09:43:43 AM
Termite walks into a bar. He asks, "Is the bar tender here?"


Title: Re: Guy Walks Into A Bar...
Post by: Trevor on July 14, 2015, 07:42:08 AM
This guy walks into a bar

(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2765;type=avatar)

Never: it must be a bad joke. :wink:


Title: Re: Guy Walks Into A Bar...
Post by: Trevor on July 14, 2015, 07:43:01 AM
Guy walks into a bar *DONK*  :buggedout: