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Title: Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. Post by: sprite75 on August 01, 2015, 07:32:17 AM Meow. (http://time.com/3980262/999-call-girlfriend-cat-bacon/)
Quote A man wanted to press charges against his girlfriend and her cat because she let the feline eat his bacon, according to audio of an emergency call released this week by the West Yorkshire Police. During the call, the operator calmly explained, “It’s not a criminal offense to let a cat eat your bacon, okay? And we don’t arrest cats. I’m very sorry.” Hate to see this dude's reaction if the cat drank all the beer in the house. Title: Re: Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. Post by: Skull on August 03, 2015, 08:47:15 PM This is serious! I mean my cats are always looking at my bacon... I won't call the police but I my wife may call the police on me [I'LL KILL THE CAT IF THEY ATE ALL MY BACON]
lol Ok maybe I won't actually kill the cat... On the other hand... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJQdQt65JE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJQdQt65JE) BAM! Title: Re: Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. Post by: retrorussell on August 03, 2015, 09:19:07 PM Fittingly enough, the police are called when an incident involving pork product arises..
Title: Re: Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. Post by: Jack on August 04, 2015, 06:29:02 AM To protect and serve man, protect and serve.
Title: Re: Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. Post by: Trevor on August 04, 2015, 09:32:59 AM Quote A man wanted to press charges against his girlfriend and her cat because she let the feline eat his bacon, according to audio of an emergency call released this week by the West Yorkshire Police. During the call, the operator calmly explained, “It’s not a criminal offense to let a cat eat your bacon, okay? And we don’t arrest cats. I’m very sorry.” (https://i.imgflip.com/nu52h.jpg) |