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Title: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Trevor on September 03, 2015, 01:11:41 AM
About time too: I've had these damn things since 2009 - they're going all fuzzy on me.

 :buggedout: :buggedout: Sorry: I meant to type 'Spectacles'!  :wink:


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Derf on September 03, 2015, 06:55:41 AM
Displaying your fuzzy testicles would indeed be quite the spectacle.  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Trevor on September 03, 2015, 07:38:47 AM
Displaying your fuzzy testicles would indeed be quite the spectacle.  :teddyr:

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I just hope the new testicles spectacles I get on Saturday are better than the ones I have now. They better be, at ZAR2000 [$200]!!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: indianasmith on September 03, 2015, 08:15:28 PM
I'm glad I had finished my soda, because reading this would have made me spray it all over the keyboard!  Still laughing! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Bushma on September 03, 2015, 08:23:31 PM
MG YOU'RE GOING TO TO GET
Quote
'Spectacles'
. . .

Ohhhhhh ok. Good for you!


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 03, 2015, 10:19:06 PM
It takes balls to make a joke like that, Trevor.


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Trevor on September 04, 2015, 01:54:54 AM
I'm glad I had finished my soda, because reading this would have made me spray it all over the keyboard!  Still laughing! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

 :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Trevor on September 04, 2015, 04:31:16 AM
It takes balls to make a joke like that, Trevor.


 :teddyr: :teddyr:

Al Pacino agrees with you  :wink:

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Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Flangepart on September 04, 2015, 07:35:16 AM
Now, what exactly is the equivalant of Cojones, in S.A., Hummmm?...


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Trevor on September 04, 2015, 07:45:48 AM
Now, what exactly is the equivalant of Cojones, in S.A., Hummmm?...


 :teddyr: :teddyr:

In plain Afrikaans, 'testicles' translates to 'balas' [bah-lars] meaning 'balls' or 'knaters' [kin-nah-ters] meaning the same.  :buggedout:  In proper Afrikaans, the translation is 'testikels': almost the same.  :thumbup:

I can imagine this guy saying: "Your word of the day is 'knaters': dunno what that means but it's a good word."  :wink:

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Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Jack on September 04, 2015, 11:40:44 AM
Did you wear the old ones out or did they get broken?


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: retrorussell on September 04, 2015, 05:27:43 PM
Get a handful of them so they can do this when you walk:
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/028/f/e/newton_s_cradle___brittany_clark_by_oatsprite-d5t1ulg.gif)


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: bob on September 04, 2015, 05:59:00 PM
Either way your undies forge on in all of their glory.


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Trevor on September 07, 2015, 12:50:39 AM
Did you wear the old ones out or did they get broken?

Both: worn out and squashed  :buggedout: :buggedout: :wink: :wink:


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Trevor on September 07, 2015, 12:51:53 AM
Get a handful of them so they can do this when you walk:
([url]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/028/f/e/newton_s_cradle___brittany_clark_by_oatsprite-d5t1ulg.gif[/url])


 :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: Getting my new testicles on Saturday!
Post by: Trevor on September 07, 2015, 12:52:55 AM
I got them on Saturday: not bad at all.