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Title: Meanwhile a South Dakota man shot himself in his junk Post by: sprite75 on September 26, 2015, 08:54:01 PM Meanwhile in (http://www.argusleader.com/story/news/crime/2015/09/25/man-shoots-self-penis-lies-police-affidavit/72806458/) South Dakota...
Quote Donald Anthony Watson was admitted to the Avera McKennan emergency room about 1:30 a.m. Sept. 6 for a gunshot wound to his penis, according to an arrest affidavit. When questioned by police, the 43-year-old said he was shot by “a black guy (who) tried to rob” him while he was taking out the trash at his apartment. Officers went to Watson’s apartment in the 1500 block of East Nye Street to look for evidence and witnesses to corroborate Watson’s story. No evidence of a shooting was found near the dumpster. A witness told officers he heard screams of pain coming from Watson’s apartment about 1 a.m. that morning. A search warrant was served on Watson’s house because of the conflicting stories. Officers found what appeared to be bullet fragments on Watson’s bed, court records show. An empty gun case was found. Officers weren’t able to locate the firearm. Even if you are a convicted felon if you shoot yourself in the penis just admit it already. Otherwise you'll look about twice as stupid. Title: Re: Meanwhile a South Dakota man shot himself in his junk Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 28, 2015, 01:42:00 PM And the odds of significant "Some black guy: crime in small town South Dakota are quite low.
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