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Title: Man calls 911 over lack of a**.
Post by: sprite75 on October 09, 2015, 08:41:09 PM
A South Carolina man called 911 because his girlfriend refused (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/misuse-911/man-calls-911-over-lack-of-ass-674920) to have sex with him;

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When a cop responded to his Spartanburg residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ass.”

Woodruff told police that Doggett had been drinking all day and “didn’t know where he was at.” She added that Doggett got into bed and wanted to have sex, but “she had her grandchild with her.”

So, Woodruff noted, Doggett "got up and then dialed 911."

Doggett, who was outside the residence drinking an alcoholic beverage when police arrived, was arrested for public intoxication and booked into the county jail (where he remains locked up this afternoon).


Never heard of self service?


Title: Re: Man calls 911 over lack of a**.
Post by: indianasmith on October 10, 2015, 10:32:43 PM
I wonder if he moved to SC from Florida??


Title: Re: Man calls 911 over lack of a**.
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on October 21, 2015, 04:03:36 PM
Booked into jail. He's going to get plenty of sex. It's just not the kind that he was expecting.