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Title: It's been 13 years, the timing is right. . . Post by: Mofo Rising on April 01, 2001, 10:45:21 PM For another Crocodile Dundee movie, of course.
I've been thinking, what with the SURVIVOR: AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK craze going on, it's a perfect time to reinstate Aussie-mania in the U.S. Looking for an outmoded Australian fad, it came down to Jocko, the Energizer guy, or Crocodile Dundee. Seeing as Dundee actually made two profit-bearing movies and Jocko is just some weightlifter in spandex, naturally I decided on Dundee. All I needed was a script. The original idea was sound. I thought that seeing as Hollywood had gone to the outback, wouldn't it be funny if the outback came to Hollywood? (Los Angeles that is.) It would be the classic fish-out-of-water story, pregnant, pregnant I say, with comedic possibility. My fortune was assured, that is until I saw a commercial for this: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0257408 Why do you mock me, oh Lord? Title: Re: It's been 13 years, the timing is right. . . Post by: Squishy on April 02, 2001, 05:36:39 AM Evil never dies.
It just ages. It gets skin that looks like a real old wallet. Paul Hogan should hook up with Hulk Hogan. It would be the first movie no one would ever, ever watch. Title: Re: It's been 13 years, the timing is right. . . Post by: Will on April 02, 2001, 09:48:40 AM I'm frightened...........so, so frightened........
Title: Re: It's been 13 years, the timing is right. . . Post by: Nathan on April 02, 2001, 10:33:48 AM Wow -- the Hogan brothers! Boy, we could even have a TV spinoff called "The Hogan Family"...
What? What are you looking at me like that for? Nathan Title: Re: It's been 13 years, the timing is right. . . Post by: FLANGEPART on April 02, 2001, 11:15:27 AM Because your mind is showing signs of (gasp)...EVIL TWINS SYNDROM!. When two incompatable concepts come together, its like a critical mass! Be afraid. Go immediatly to Dr Freex and ask for a perscription to cure what ails ya. Trust me. Then ask Andrew for an exersise program for the mind. Before its too late!
Title: Re: It's been 13 years, the timing is right. . . Post by: Squishy on April 02, 2001, 04:10:01 PM Naw, we'd have to break the fourth wall of bad taste and call it "Hogans' Heroes."
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