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Title: Haiku Death Match Post by: Derf on December 08, 2015, 06:04:51 AM I occasionally participate in local poetry slams. I don't win, mind you, but they are fun and help to keep me writing. The last one advertised a special guest who specialized in haiku death matches. I had no idea what that was, but I knew I needed to participate. So I took my set of haiku that I wrote for this site in the Bad Movie Haiku section and went to the slam. A haiku death match is basically just two people at a mic. Each says a haiku. Judges in the audience decide which one they like better. Whoever wins 3 out of 5 decisions wins the match. I lost, but I did force a full 5 rounds in the match. My haiku were about Star Wars, Godzilla, Dracula, Frankenstein, and the creature from the Black Lagoon. I want to do this again.
Title: Re: Haiku Death Match Post by: ER on December 08, 2015, 06:21:06 AM Best of luck to you
In your pursuit of haiku Battlefield glory. Title: Re: Haiku Death Match Post by: Rev. Powell on December 08, 2015, 08:41:01 AM Suckas, I am the
Haiku master, and I sling Fine, rare syllables. Title: Re: Haiku Death Match Post by: Trevor on December 08, 2015, 08:42:26 AM I am
Not sure how You write Or compose A haiku Title: Re: Haiku Death Match Post by: Flangepart on December 08, 2015, 10:43:32 AM Ash has a temper
"Listen, primitive screwheads!" Mouth is his boom stick Title: Re: Haiku Death Match Post by: Derf on December 08, 2015, 11:04:44 AM I am Not sure how You write Or compose A haiku Three lines, with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. Generally, the first 2 lines set a scene or make an image, and the third line says something that at least pretends to be profound or makes a funny. Trevor's underpants Contain things gross and nasty. His nuts may fall off. Or something like that... Title: Re: Haiku Death Match Post by: Trevor on December 09, 2015, 04:36:05 AM Three lines, with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. Generally, the first 2 lines set a scene or make an image, and the third line says something that at least pretends to be profound or makes a funny. Trevor's underpants Contain things gross and nasty. His nuts may fall off. Or something like that... :buggedout: :buggedout: + :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: |