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Title: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: Jimmy the Hyena on December 29, 2015, 07:58:56 AM I wrote and directed a zero budget feature length movie (cost $600). In it a wino, a whore, a psychopath, a CEO, a top model, a rent-a-cop, and a bourgeois literary lady are locked up in a deserted warehouse by an ex-KGB agent turned reality tv host and forced to fight for their lives to entertain the internet audience. If anybody is interested they can find it on youtube. The title is Killavision and my channel name is amurichandevil.
cheers James "Jimmy the Hyena" Nowlan Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: indianasmith on December 29, 2015, 04:11:44 PM I will have to check that out.
But as far as "worst ever" - you'll have to beat out FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE to claim that title! Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: Rev. Powell on December 29, 2015, 05:37:40 PM I will have to check that out. But as far as "worst ever" - you'll have to beat out FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE to claim that title! If you think that's the worst you've obviously never seen "Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!" Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: zombie no.one on December 29, 2015, 07:24:00 PM edit - found the movie on youtube but the entire thing is in French.....don't think I can handle that even if its subtitled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea8ApyHqsaA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea8ApyHqsaA) Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: indianasmith on December 29, 2015, 07:26:06 PM I will have to check that out. But as far as "worst ever" - you'll have to beat out FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE to claim that title! If you think that's the worst you've obviously never seen "Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!" Is that an actual movie and not a porno? :buggedout: Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: bob on December 29, 2015, 09:54:11 PM still better than Bucky Larson
Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: Jim H on January 01, 2016, 01:23:13 PM I will have to check that out. But as far as "worst ever" - you'll have to beat out FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE to claim that title! If you think that's the worst you've obviously never seen "Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!" Is that an actual movie and not a porno? :buggedout: Well, I couldn't even watch the trailer. Looks like microbudget poorly made trash. ! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTsOqpjV7QU#) Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: javakoala on January 01, 2016, 03:16:15 PM After seeing that trailer, if I had enough herbal therapy, I might be able to sit through "Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus".
Now, I'm off to find "Family Property: Backwoods Hillbilly Massacre". Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: Raffine on January 01, 2016, 04:06:37 PM Now, I'm off to find "Family Property: Backwoods Hillbilly Massacre". Sounds like some of those Super 8 home movies of our family reunions my maw maw used to produce. Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: Rev. Powell on January 01, 2016, 04:16:15 PM I will have to check that out. But as far as "worst ever" - you'll have to beat out FAMILY PROPERTY: BACKWOODS HILLBILLY MASSACRE to claim that title! If you think that's the worst you've obviously never seen "Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus!" Is that an actual movie and not a porno? :buggedout: Well, I couldn't even watch the trailer. Looks like microbudget poorly made trash. ! No longer available ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTsOqpjV7QU#[/url]) Yes, and it's 250 minutes long! There was not a single second of that the director believed belonged on the cutting room floor. Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: indianasmith on January 01, 2016, 07:19:16 PM You know what?
Judging by the trailer for VIXEN HIGHWAY 2006, I'm gonna say FAMILY PROPERTY was an even worse film! At least most of VH appears to have been shot in focus! Title: Re: perhaps the worst movie ever made Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 08, 2016, 11:29:23 AM I wrote and directed a zero budget feature length movie (cost $600). In it a wino, a whore, a psychopath, a CEO, a top model, a rent-a-cop, and a bourgeois literary lady are locked up in a deserted warehouse by an ex-KGB agent turned reality tv host and forced to fight for their lives to entertain the internet audience. If anybody is interested they can find it on youtube. The title is Killavision and my channel name is amurichandevil. Your problem here, is that you're going for the worst movie ever title, but you actually have a premises that sounds interesting. I've seen movies where the plot could be summed up as "two unlikable people meet, nothing important happens, and then one of them leaves."cheers James "Jimmy the Hyena" Nowlan |