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Title: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: javakoala on February 26, 2016, 04:10:52 PM Let's say you get to select your own epitaph to go on your tombstone, what do you want to say?
I have a few, but I'll start with this one: Please step to the left; you're blocking the air vent. Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on February 26, 2016, 04:50:04 PM DANCE!
DANCE! DANCE! Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on February 26, 2016, 04:56:37 PM Bury me in a cow pasture,
and write on my epitaph, "Watch your step" Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: ER on February 26, 2016, 05:07:42 PM "Inventor of the time machine.... Careful, she might be watching you."
Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: javakoala on February 26, 2016, 07:01:47 PM "Inventor of the time machine.... Careful, she might be watching you." That is both cool and unnerving. Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: Rev. Powell on February 26, 2016, 07:47:27 PM (http://i.imgur.com/EbDaVvQ.jpg?1)
http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/ (http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/) Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: indianasmith on February 26, 2016, 07:50:40 PM "Hey, I just found an arrowhead down here!"
Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: retrorussell on February 26, 2016, 09:42:57 PM In memory of the Tombstone commercials:
PEPPERONI AND CHEESE Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on February 26, 2016, 10:01:06 PM ABSOLUTELY
AL'S GRAVE Every week or so, some guy runs over me and all my neighbors with a bush hog YA' EVER THINK ABOUT THAT ? Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: 316zombie on February 27, 2016, 12:35:40 AM are we there yet, i'm thirsty! :cheers:
Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: javakoala on February 27, 2016, 01:11:44 AM "Hey, I just found an arrowhead down here!" That is PERFECT for you! Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: ER on February 27, 2016, 01:05:40 PM Mozart: "Great Composer, Now Decomposing."
Walt Disney: "I'm Chillin'...." Andy Warhol: "In The Future Everybody Will Be Dead For Fifteen Minutes...." Jim Morrison: "Mr. Mojo Ain't Risin'...." Louis XVI: "I Saw Paris While Rollin' Along" Yoko Ono: "I Broke Up The Beatles, B itches, What's Your Super Power?" J.D. Salinger: "I Win! Now It's Your Turn To Hide" Julius Caesar: "Could've Sworn They Said Beware The Ides of June...." Justin Bieber: "Still Better Than Jar-Jar" Sheldon Cooper: You're Standing Above My Spot" Oliver Cromwell: "Good News, Ireland, I'm In Hell" Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: indianasmith on February 27, 2016, 03:34:09 PM You just HAD to go there with Cromwell, didn't you? :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on February 27, 2016, 11:31:45 PM PLEASE
KNOCK! Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: javakoala on February 28, 2016, 09:55:22 AM Please don't leave flowers; I'm allergic to them.
Not an epitaph, but I've always wanted to have my funeral be memorable. Here's how: I want someone to rig my body so that, right in the middle of the ceremony, my body will suddenly sit upright and my head will turn towards, what I hope will be, a large crowd of horrified people. If there is an afterlife, I think I will spend eternity laughing my butt off at the reactions. Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on February 28, 2016, 09:52:18 PM SPOILER ALERT!
Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: javakoala on February 28, 2016, 09:56:18 PM SPOILER ALERT! Very fitting in this internet age! Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: sprite75 on February 28, 2016, 10:33:35 PM Rolled my way into the semis.
Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: Trevor on February 29, 2016, 03:01:25 AM He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. :wink:
Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: Doc Daneeka on February 29, 2016, 06:29:12 PM Confusion
Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on February 29, 2016, 06:33:21 PM He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. :wink: You thought he smelled before! Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: indianasmith on March 01, 2016, 12:21:57 AM "She burned the candle at both ends.
It did not last the night. But o my dears and o my friends! It made a lovely light." Actual epitaph Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: Flangepart on March 01, 2016, 01:47:40 PM See ya later!
Or... "I wanted to be cremated, but would the EPA sign the permit? Nooooo..." Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: javakoala on March 01, 2016, 01:50:43 PM Considering I've had chemotherapy, maybe this would be an attention-getter:
(http://stonehousesigns.com/sites/default/files/products/formatted/Biohazard_Symbol_HH12_OSHA.jpg) Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on March 01, 2016, 01:57:43 PM He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. :wink: And that, children, is why the grass grows a little bit greener on this grave. Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on March 02, 2016, 02:10:24 PM THE LILCERBERUS MEMORIAL HIGHWAY
Oh Yeah, He's under here, Somewhere, Bein' run over, By you... Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: indianasmith on March 02, 2016, 05:55:51 PM Another actual epitaph - from Boot Hill, Arizona:
Here lays the Kid, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw! Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: ER on March 02, 2016, 06:18:54 PM Here lies all the remains of Charlotte
Born a virgin, but died a harlot For sixteen years she kept her virginity A marvelous thing for this vicinity http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html (http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html) Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: Flangepart on March 02, 2016, 07:35:12 PM Here lies all the remains of Charlotte Born a virgin, but died a harlot For sixteen years she kept her virginity A marvelous thing for this vicinity [url]http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html[/url] ([url]http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html[/url]) Thank you, Capt. Quint. Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: Rev. Powell on March 02, 2016, 08:21:54 PM Here lies Rev. Powell.
Wanna meet him? Grab a trowel! Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on March 02, 2016, 10:05:59 PM We're not sure he's actually dead
This is just where he built a fallout shelter & buried himself after the 2016 elections Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: indianasmith on March 03, 2016, 12:12:17 AM Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on March 03, 2016, 12:22:15 AM THE LIL CERBERUS MEMORIAL HIGHWAY
Or at least, this is where we found about most of him, though the trail kinda goes on a ways. Somebody says they found a piece of his bike over in the next county, though there's some speculation somebody might've took it as a souvenir, then changed their mind. Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: Gene Worm on March 03, 2016, 12:42:22 AM R.I.P.
That guy around the corner who watches movies with doofy rubber monsters. Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: LilCerberus on March 06, 2016, 08:52:43 PM If you're reading this, I spent the money on this really nice headstone!
MWAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: Rev. Powell on March 07, 2016, 10:09:05 AM (http://i.imgur.com/L3hVGsS.jpg?1)
Title: Re: What do you want for your epitaph? (humorous) Post by: Flangepart on March 07, 2016, 12:56:16 PM Here lays the body of Guido the knife
remember the reason, he no longer has life. When the Don sends you, it's not a good gig to make the collections, then hold back on the Vig. |