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Title: My Favorite Nigerian Scam Email Of ALL Time! Post by: ER on March 03, 2016, 11:30:34 AM This is the best! I just got this today....
Hello, my name is Donald J. Trump, Yes, the Donald J. Trump from such TV programs as NBC's Apprentice, and The Oprah Winfrey Show. I am running for President of the United States of America, and my enemys are after my considerable assets which I must now conceal to avoid entrapment laws being used to my lack of benefit What I seek is loyal patriotic American persons either men or women without regard to color or religious custom who are trustworthy so I can conceal my assets from my enemys. If you are faithful to American guiding principles and can be trusted I would like to write to you about a confidential business proposition that would involve a short term use of your bank account for me to conceal my wealth which I now have in oversea financial institutes. I will repay you for this service beyond your dreams once the election has concluded and I have won my victory. Please only replys of the utmost seriousness. The email address I provide below is top secret and must not be given out to anyone. I Donald J. Trump New York billionaire urgently need help from good American people! Are you one? Thank you and God Bless America! By golly, I say when the Donald needs my help, I'm going to step up for him!! Title: Re: My Favorite Nigerian Scam Email Of ALL Time! Post by: sprite75 on March 03, 2016, 11:51:36 AM :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
LOL. Love it! Title: Re: My Favorite Nigerian Scam Email Of ALL Time! Post by: Skull on March 03, 2016, 01:12:18 PM The email address I provide below is top secret and must not be given out to anyone. :buggedout: I remember a few years ago, that I received an email from a client that did business for our company. The email said he was stuck in Africa (I'm not sure if it was South Africa) and he needed 10,000 dollars to get out... I remember looking at the email and my first thought was "Why is he sending an email to us?" Then it dawned on me that this was a scam :) Title: Re: My Favorite Nigerian Scam Email Of ALL Time! Post by: indianasmith on March 03, 2016, 08:26:42 PM That sounds 100% legit!!!! ROLF! :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: My Favorite Nigerian Scam Email Of ALL Time! Post by: Trevor on March 04, 2016, 02:08:26 AM I remember a few years ago, that I received an email from a client that did business for our company. The email said he was stuck in Africa (I'm not sure if it was South Africa) and he needed 10,000 dollars to get out... I get a lot of those and my usual reply to them is a few sentences composed of the filthiest Afrikaans words I can think of (none of which I will type here :buggedout:): one reply I received - in answer to my rude reply - was "Bless you and thank you." :teddyr: :teddyr: Title: Re: My Favorite Nigerian Scam Email Of ALL Time! Post by: indianasmith on March 04, 2016, 08:06:31 AM OK, apparently, instead of Rolling on the Floor Laughing, I was Rolling on the Laughing Floor.
It's been that kind of week. Title: Re: My Favorite Nigerian Scam Email Of ALL Time! Post by: javakoala on March 04, 2016, 02:14:19 PM OK, apparently, instead of Rolling on the Floor Laughing, I was Rolling on the Laughing Floor. It's been that kind of week. Were you maybe thinking of...Rolf Harris? ! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviuTfdfArM#) |