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For example, I've never rode in a convertible car.  Never even sat in one.  You'd think that after almost 42 years on this planet I would've, but nope.

Can you think of a common activity that you've never tried?

Never rode on a jet ski, or an ATV. 

It's not that I wouldn't, it's just I've never had the opportunity.

I've never been drunk, not even tipsy. I can't stand the taste of alcohol, even in miniscule quantities, so I have never had more than a sip. I've never been deer hunting, which is unusual since I live in a state (Texas) that used to close down schools in some districts on the opening day of deer season. I have brothers that lived to hunt, but I have never gone. I've never ridden on a train. I would like to, but I haven't yet.

Never used a movie streaming service
Never watched a movie on a smartphone, tablet or computer
Never did business on e-bay
Never had paypal
Never used my credit card online
Never used the iTunes Store except once
Never seen Games of Thrones
Never seen The Walking Dead
Never watched X-Files except for one episode
Never watched Miami Vice except for half an episode
Stopped watching The Simpsons after Season 3
Never used twitter except once
Never used Instagram except once
Never been to SnapChat
Never been to an IMAX movie theater
Never seen or been to a stand up comedy show

Get married.

I'm a libertarian and have never read Ayn Rand.

I've never had a cavity, have never gotten a traffic ticket, and have never ridden a horse. (Scariest creatures in the universe, horses, lol.)

Gone on a vacation with a girlfriend.  None of my girlfriends ever wanted to go anywhere.  Or do anything.

I have never:
Gone on vacation outside North America.
Driven a motorcycle.
Gone hunting.
Smoked pot.
Done heavy drugs (coke, heroin, etc.).
Had any kind of emergency surgery.
Had a prostate exam.
Played at the card tables/craps/roulette at a casino.
Seen a scorpion or rattlesnake live and uncaged in front of me.
Bought a new car.
Got married or had kids.

Never been drunk.
Never used pot or any other illegal drug.
Never watched any of the ROCKY movies.
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Yeah I've never rode in a convertible either.  In fact last year during the Great Sprite75 Road Trip of 2015 (tm) I was looking to rent a convertible to drive back home but it was way too expensive.  I have a friend who has a VW covertible, I've been giving my car salesman friend a hard time telling him Chevy needs to make a convertible Volt.

     I've never been on an actual date; I've partied and gotten drunk / high with women, but a "date" date, never.

Never done drugs, don't wanna.

Never done drugs.  Not interested at all.

Never listened to a Prince song.  Could not identify one if I heard it.

I've never been drunk on New Year's Eve. I've never committed adultery. I've never done my own taxes. I've never ridden a schoolbus to or from school. I've never had a pet that was "put to sleep." I've never experienced getting punched in the face. I've never had a bachelorette party. I've never grown up with a sibling. I've never learned how to play a musical instrument. I've never bought an illegal drug. I've never had a newspaper subscription. I've never watched an entire episode of Friends.

     I've never driven a car for more than a block; I learned how over forty years ago, but I get too nervous behind the wheel.

Never had sex with a woman of my own race. It's always with white, indian, etc. women. I've gotten a handjob but I think that's it. Always been into women from other nationalities.

I've never been intoxicated, or high.

Never even been to Facebook or Twitter.

And I'm sure it will stay that way.

Same here.

Worse than snakes? 

Or spiders?

Or these things?

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I've never had a Big Mac.

I've never had a credit card.
I've never done drugs.
I've never lived alone.
I've never gotten married.
I've never had kids.

Growing up I never had a crush on any American celebrity.

never been skiing, snow or water.
never been west of the rockies.
never lost a fistfight.

I've never texed anyone or owned a phone that can be used as a computer. 

I've never listened to a pod cast  :smile:

Seen a Karate Kid movie.

updated

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I never had a sixteenth birthday party.

     NEVER
Tweeted

Skype'd

Instagrammed

Smoked a pipe (with tobacco in it, at least)

Been to a pro football game, horse race, tennis match, or hockey game

Owned an Ipod

Read the Great Classics, unless you count Shelley, Stoker, Verne, Wells, and Twain

Stuck chewing gum under a seat; indeed, I quit chewing gum at the age of seven, when I made the mistake of peeking at the underside of a five-and-dime store lunch counter....yuck.

Hunted.

In what universe would the writers you listed not count as great classics? You short change yourself there, mate.

I've never been to the reddit website. I didn't even know what reddit was/is until 2-3 years ago.

I've never ridden ATV or motorbike. 

A year ago I'd have been able to say I've never had a credit card or learned to drive, so instead I'll go with I've never visited another country that has made me think "I wish I'd been born here instead."

700+ million people are using cloud storage but I don't. I wouldn't even know what to use it for. I'm fine with the picture storage on my smartphone and I don't have other digital files/stuff whatever that's in need of storage.

I have not, nor will I ever, be on a motor cycle
 
I never used The Cloud and ever will

At the risk of sounding like a drama queen, I've never had a birthday party.

I've had individuals bake me a cake and, once, a giant cookie. I've had individuals buy me gifts. I've even had individuals take me to dinner for my birthday. But I've never had a traditional birthday party with a gathering of friends and assorted folks, with all or even a few bearing gifts and a group singing "Happy Birthday".

Damn television for warping my expectations!

What??? Lester-I apoligize-I would swear you were an Ayn Rand fan-I sincerly apoligize. And I cant spell from one minute to the next..

I have never been married.
I've never watched a Mickey Mouse cartoon. Any Disney cartoon.
I never got my tonsils out.
I never voted. ever.
I never finished high school. I'm a drop out.

As far as computer s**t goes-I'm on Facebook,I have a Tumblr horror movie picture blog-and I'm here-oh I buy old magazines and comics on Ebay sometimes when I have money-thats it. I have no clue about Twitter. I joined a dating site once-but deleted it because I felt like a desperate loser-which I am-but I didnt want to advertise it. What was I gonna say?
" 50 something geek drunk horror movie fanatic looking for girl with same interests?"
 Yeah. :lookingup:

 :teddyr: :teddyr:

I'm going to try that as from my birthday next year.  :wink:

technically I've never been on a  date

RC, why?

This thing called laundry  :buggedout: :wink:

I dunno-I love Warner Bros,MGM -(Tom and Jerry) and all those Droopy cartoons,as well as Woody Woodpecker and even the old Popeye and Betty Boop.-but no Disney ones. I did see part of Snow White at a drive In as a kid-but I feel asleep.

I've never been to a concert

I didn't go to an out of state college

I've never ridden a glass elevator.

I've never eaten lobster.
I've never owned a cell phone.
I never went swimming. Oh,sure-Iv'e gotten in lakes and pools-but I can't swim.
I've never been to a wedding,or a wedding reception.
I've never been to a funeral-lotsa wakes-no funerals.
I've never been to a dentist.

RC- lobster is worth trying. not sure about those other things

Same, though I should go out and be more social. :/

Never Instagrammed
Never read some of the great books in high school (Great Gatsby, Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men) nor have I read Tom Sawyer.
Never played World of Warcraft, League of Legends, Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda.
 

I've never owned a next generation gaming counsel - the most recent thing I have is a Game Cube

I've never played a computer/video game online with other people

Also never owned a Sega Genisis, Play Station

The most recent game system I owned was Atari 2600. I've got a PC if I want to play games, I don't see the reason for a console.

I also never had lobster

never been arrested

Thank god. Not sure if that is a common thing  :wink:

Since this thread has enjoyed a revival of late I been thinking hard about this topic the last couple days and have come up with....

As far as I know I've never snored. I've asked. Shrug.

In school I never got an F on anything.

I've never been to a chiropractor.

I've never stared at the sun. (And until recently figured nobody did that but after a conversation the other day it seems like a lot of people have done that to see what'd happen... People are weird.)

I never made fun of Rebecca Black, the girl in that Friday video.

I've never done my own taxes.

I've never been in PTA/PTO, Girl Scouts, joined a church, registered with a political party, or signed up to play on a sports team (which is strange because I minored in PE).

I've never liked shaking someone's hand. (Does that fall in with this topic? Maybe not.)

I've never lost a third-set tiebreaker in tennis where I served first. (The statistics of the game are if you serve first in a tiebreaker you're more likely to lose.)

I've never broken a bone.

I've never been medicated during childbirth. (Hey, it's just agonizing, bone-crunching pain, right?)

I've never lied in my diary.

I've never burned a Christmas tree.

I've never eaten Chap Stick.

I've never fallen for my husband and son's recent "pull my finger" conspiracy.

I've never put a pet to sleep.

I've never had a crush on a celebrity.

And even though it's been correctly arrived at in an unconfirmed guess, I've never told anyone the exact number of people I've had sex with.

I think somethings are best kept to yourself...  :smile:



I never smoked cigarettes or pot. I had a grandmother that was addicted to cigarettes and she would write a note for me to take to the gas-station and I would buy her a pack. I was 11/12 years old. We had to look for loose change under the cushions and I remember dismantling a buffalo nickle bracelet for her cigarette habit. And since I never tried to smoke cigarettes, I decided not to smoke pot.

In my world it is-I've been arrested over 30 times-no felonies! :twirl:
I can list them-if ya want.

I've never been drunk

I also have never broken a bone (let's hope it stays that way)

I've never been stung by a bee.  I have been stung by a wasp, but just once and I am terrified of getting stung again because that's supposed to be the time you find out if you're deathly allergic to a sting... or maybe that's a myth?

I've never been to Disneyland

Let's see -
 never been drunk.
 Never tried illegal drugs.
 Never got in a fist fight.
 Never set foot inside a strip club.
 Never had sex with someone I wasn't married to.
 Never killed anyone (but don't tell my students; it would ruin my reputation!)

It scares me that you added this, but then it scares me that it DOES seem to be more common as the days go on.

Indy = one thing you have done: mentioned several times in this thread that you've never been drunk.

I've never been asked and I've never replied if I supported the Glasgow Rangers.

never been to a strip club

never did my own taxes

never been in a jacuzzi

never been late to work

Eeew, I thought of another one. I have never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. I know most of you probably have.

I don't believe I ever punched someone in the face.  God knows I've wanted to.
I've never had sex in an automobile.
I've never killed an animal.
I've never sneaked into a theater.
I've never had crab, snails, octopii/squid or oysters.
Never had a heart attack.
Never kissed a superior or boss's butt/brown-nosed.
Never went to college.
Never "twittered", instagrameed, used Skype or any of that new-fangled crapola.
Never owned more than a standard flip cellphone.
Never purchased porn.

I've never hunted and have no inclination to

I wasn't in the Boy Scouts

come to think of it, I never left a job on 100% good terms

I did dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.  He stepped on my feet with his sharp pointy hooves and I punched him in the face.
We've been on bad terms ever since!

Well, why would you?  You can get a lot of free on the Internet.

(So, I'm told anyway.)

Hustler magazine may not have had the prettiest girls-(they had a photo-ahem-spread featuring Wendy O. Williams-UGH!),but the cartoons were the s**t!

Lied to my children about Santa. They seem to get it anyway. Symbol, nice tradition, not real, just a fun idea. Children are savvier than people think.

Honestly I think the idea of a strange, funnily-dressed old man coming into our house in the middle of the night would stress my oldest out anyway. She's got a lot of sense. Heck, when she was real little she got mad because in a picture book Santa was apparently snapping a whip at his reindeer and said, "He shouldn't hit those!!!"

She's cool....

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.

I keep wanting to post on this thread, but I can't seem to think of anything common. Then again, what is common these days?

Maybe for this forum and our favorite kinds of films, I could say:

I've never cut someone up with a chainsaw.
I've never held my face directly over an alien egg to see what was inside.
I've never wanted to wander off alone in a spooky house with a serial killer on the loose.
I've never walked into a biker bar and shouted, "What kind of p***y rides a Harley?"

Closer to the actual theme of this thread:

I've never started a fist fight.
I've never lit one of my farts.
I've never said I wasn't gross.

Keeping with Java's line of thought-
.I've never drank another's blood. (I DID bite a guy in the neck in a fight on L.I. once!)
.I've never turned into a bat.
.I've never been in a coffin. Once will be enough.
. I've never hypnotised anyone.
.I've never put a zombie spell on anyone.
.I've never tried to mate gorillas with humans.

Have drank wine-prefer whiskey!

Never texted, used, or owned a cellphone. That seems very common practice nowadays.
Never ate much in the way of barbecue food.

I've never redeemed any of my digital codes. I threw them all away.
I've never clicked on special occasion Google icons.
I've never clicked on any birthday or christmas gifts from my e-mail account I've been using since 2001. I assume they were promo codes / coupons for things I have no use for. Like that one time they actually showed me my birthday present, a $3 off coupon when buying two specific bottles of wine at a specific online shop  :lookingup:
I've never used Firefox Sync.
I've never downloaded an app for my smartphone.

i've never owned a smartphone. both of them aren't too bright. works for me!  :cheers:

I've never had an earring.

Had sex with someone I wasn't married to.

Me either. In fact never followed any kind of fashion "trend". I pretty much always looked  and dressed the same as I do now.

ronny, in my mind's eye, you look like neil young with longer hair, am i close at all?