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I heard this on the radio today and my jaw dropped.  I remember complaining to my little sister 24 years ago (or so) because my family was at her house on Christmas day and NEIL DIAMOND's first Christmas album was playing in an endless loop...   :lookingup:  NEIL's version of "White Christmas" is wretched... It just gets worse:  

http://youtu.be/74gaA8bHl28

This piece of steaming fecal matter was on an endless loop at Hastings when I used to work there. It ranks up there with the Boyz II Men Christmas songs. And people wonder why I HATE most Christmas songs made after the 70s.

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tt6Ot_WEHI#)

This one always makes my eardrums beg for a quick death:
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN- Bruce Springsteen
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xOe4GRyebo#)
And anything Michael Bolton does for Christmas.. well, ANY song of his for ANY event or non-event.. is 100% USDA pain.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5xoCP9R3zM#)
And this unbelievably repetitive "standard", which is like having your kneecap split open and shins broken by a baseball bat.
WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME- Paul McCartney
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMhMekfIyos#)
Bah humbug, this music bites.

That's not bad Christmas music; THIS is bad Christmas music:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfCRuzeDC9w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfCRuzeDC9w)

I really don't like Christmas music, but I can always find time for this little ditty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ

Stop everything and listen to it in its entirety, you'll be doing yourself a favor.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :bouncegiggle:

Time for the big guns: "Dominic the Christmas Donkey" 

http://youtu.be/hYlvfX3nwlc (http://youtu.be/hYlvfX3nwlc)

That.

Oh my god.

It...this version....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is putrid... :bluesad:

http://youtu.be/ADbJLo4x-tk (http://youtu.be/ADbJLo4x-tk)

I'm not sure wtf this is-but it's pretty dam funny  :bouncegiggle:


http://youtu.be/6FFHgDD21MI (http://youtu.be/6FFHgDD21MI)

Good ol' Gunther-- he has an interesting way of "looking cool".

I've always hated "Santa Baby", no matter who sang it.. it's so slutty.

Ouch.. "Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year"-- Tiny Tim
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU8IQqcq270#)

I'm one of the idiots who like some TINY TIM.  But that is truly ROTTEN.  

HARRY CONNICK JR "Winter Wonderland"
http://youtu.be/5hkZ2HrQ5-U (http://youtu.be/5hkZ2HrQ5-U)  

And then there's this:  
http://youtu.be/xzV9DIL_vrM (http://youtu.be/xzV9DIL_vrM)

     Patsy and Elmo should've been deported for GGROBAR.

I couldn't disagree more.  It is corny, but I like that clip.   :smile: :bluesad: :question: 

I love THE BEACH BOYS.  But not this: 

http://youtu.be/e09jPx-ZQ6o (http://youtu.be/e09jPx-ZQ6o) 

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

I'm probably in the minority here, but I f**king hate this song
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dec9Jb_Ac4#)
It feels like my ears are bleeding.

NEIL DIAMOND "White Christmas"  

http://youtu.be/ER5IF2S7H3U (http://youtu.be/ER5IF2S7H3U)

Gayla Peevey "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas"
I think it's annoying.  


LORD DOUGLAS BYRON "Surfin' Santa"     
http://youtu.be/q3pmcQUm4N4 (http://youtu.be/q3pmcQUm4N4)

THE SURFARIS "A Surfer's Christmas List"      "...the skag was busted off..."   :teddyr: :thumbup: :lookingup:

http://youtu.be/TQesTsmHxcI (http://youtu.be/TQesTsmHxcI)

I heard this one today which is a kind of great novelty record... but it annoyed the crap outta me!   :hatred:  

PAUL ANKA "Jingle Bells"
http://youtu.be/nh-hUerf4vM (http://youtu.be/nh-hUerf4vM) 


RAUL MALO "Marshmallow World"  (Is this guy kidding?) 

http://youtu.be/Q1ExdvOz2-8 (http://youtu.be/Q1ExdvOz2-8)

http://youtu.be/NiKBz1rlwGI (http://youtu.be/NiKBz1rlwGI)

The second verse might be better but I've never made it that far. Only a former Christian pop singer could make something this Satanic

Does she has a mouthful of matzo balls? I can hardly understand a word coming out of her mouth, which is odd as whoever shot this video seems to have an oral fixation on Ms. Simpson.

ROTTEN! 

It's wrong to make a sexy version of Oh Holy Night and she has no ability to express "sexy". it's a malevolent disaster

Apparently, the trend now is to take old "classic" arrangements of songs that were "newly" arranged when released decades ago.  So in order to be "original" they copy old arrangements that had been novel.  My response to a COPY styling is... why?   WHY?  

AMY GRANT "Jingle Bells" (a la BARBRA STREISAND with NONE of Bab's talent)  
http://youtu.be/P2Mji6h1NRI (http://youtu.be/P2Mji6h1NRI)

COLBIE CAILLAT "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" (a la BRUCE)  
http://youtu.be/rs-1dTOnml8 (http://youtu.be/rs-1dTOnml8)  

And for the dumbest song ever considered a classic, I will spare THE BEACH BOYS (though BRIAN is to blame) and pin this one on SHE & HIM (since they do a better job): "Little Saint Nick"  

http://youtu.be/nmEKttN5xD8 (http://youtu.be/nmEKttN5xD8)

I really don't like this song recorded by THE BEACH BOYS.  And I love THE BEACH BOYS. 
I'm listening to this now and again and I kind of like the irony of this version.  SHE & HIM: "Little Saint Nick"  
I think they knew exactly what they were doing and made a dumb classick fresh... 

http://youtu.be/nmEKttN5xD8 (http://youtu.be/nmEKttN5xD8)

The song played during the credits at the beginning of SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-TGnBOZj1U#)
It's not "Santy" Claus, you d**kbrains!

Yes, it's ROTTEN.  But at least they spell "Santa" right even if they don't pronounce it right.