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Title: ASTRO BASTARDS TRAILER
Post by: Ash on December 23, 2016, 02:34:21 PM
The Angry Video Game Nerd has released this awesome trailer for the CRAPPIEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!

This is definitely NSFW.

http://youtu.be/ngm6ST0HL6U (http://youtu.be/ngm6ST0HL6U)

What do you think?



Title: Re: ASTRO BASTARDS TRAILER
Post by: javakoala on December 23, 2016, 04:43:11 PM
I might give it a thumbs up if I was a sheltered 13 year old. Otherwise, cheap humor poorly done.


Title: Re: ASTRO BASTARDS TRAILER
Post by: indianasmith on December 23, 2016, 06:46:20 PM
That was bloody AWFUL!!!! :buggedout:


Title: Re: ASTRO BASTARDS TRAILER
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on January 09, 2017, 04:26:41 PM
That was bloody AWFUL!!!! :buggedout:

Worst than bloody AWFUL! It committed the greatest sin a film can make. It was B-O-R-I-N-G! There's 4 and a half minutes I'll never get back. So, I'll think I'll pass on the full film, but, has Trevor seen it? He'll watch anything.

P.S. The SFX took me by surprise, as they were surprisingly good for this type of film.


Title: Re: ASTRO BASTARDS TRAILER
Post by: Chainsawmidget on January 09, 2017, 10:56:44 PM
I couldn't even bring myself to sit through the trailer.


Title: Re: ASTRO BASTARDS TRAILER
Post by: Jim H on January 29, 2017, 10:46:29 PM
That was bloody AWFUL!!!! :buggedout:

Worst than bloody AWFUL! It committed the greatest sin a film can make. It was B-O-R-I-N-G! There's 4 and a half minutes I'll never get back. So, I'll think I'll pass on the full film, but, has Trevor seen it? He'll watch anything.

P.S. The SFX took me by surprise, as they were surprisingly good for this type of film.

It's just a faux trailer, not a full feature.  I'm actually a fan of James Rolfe, the creator of this (love a lot of the AVGN reviews, and Monster Madness), but haven't liked the majority of his content the past couple years.  Whenever he goes for broad, slapstick physical humor in this vein it just comes across as forced, cringe-worthy and weak.  This is another in that pile.  But yeah, he's pretty competent with deliberately old school special effects - his feature is full of them, some of which he did himself others which employed miniature experts for a kaiju type sequence. 


Title: Re: ASTRO BASTARDS TRAILER
Post by: Dr. Whom on February 05, 2017, 05:17:44 AM
This really should have an 'Immature Content' warning.


Title: Re: ASTRO BASTARDS TRAILER
Post by: JPickettIII on February 26, 2017, 10:34:47 AM
I want my 4.23 minutes back.  That was pretty lame.   :hatred: :hatred: