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What is the WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE ??? 

I'll suggest SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS(1964)  :lookingup:  I've always hated it... 

http://youtu.be/HnEJrwYXXsI (http://youtu.be/HnEJrwYXXsI) 

What Christmas movie is as bad... or worse???

I always describe Santa Claus Conquers The Martians as the perfect Christmas movie for sadists, Santa Claus (1959) as the perfect Christmas movie for masochists, and Hardware (1990) as the perfect Christmas movie for misanthropes.

JACK FROST (1997) ... I almost want to like it because it clearly has its tongue inserted firmly in cheek, but is more 'bad bad' than 'good bad' IMO

SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyz6lkOlhqg#)
MARTIANS and SANTA CLAUS were bad too.
My mom bought MARTIANS in a Christmas DVD pack.  She didn't know how bad it was, until she watched it with me.  I had some golden riffs that put her in stitches.
The SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT movies are rather awful, especially Part 2.
GARBAGE DAY!!!
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k#)

Ron Howard's The Grinch   :hatred:

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny is pure insanity!


I can watch bad movies like the above for it's pure LSD like effect,but stuff like SANTA WITH MUSCLES (1996) is pure garbage.

http://youtu.be/nmPgWz85Us0 (http://youtu.be/nmPgWz85Us0)

This is my choice too.

If anything-any of them Hallmark kinda lame s**t is worse than any of the above. All filled with the joy of Christmas syrup! A crippled orphan! A stray dog! A homless waif! who saves Christmas!!! ARGHH!
Makes me wanna go into a church  and -

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I'll go with an extremely unpopular opinion and say A Christmas Story. I hated that thing since I was a kid.  :hatred: :hatred: :hatred:

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WXqtqNP9XE#)

The Christmas Shoes. Mom needs a new heart, not new shoes.

Never saw Santa Claus conquers the Martians, but in Germany there is a TV-Show called SchleFaZ (short for "Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten (The worst movies of all-time), which is like MST3K, but with subtitles making fun of the movie. On December 23rd they showed the 1959 mexican movie Santa Claus, which was just plain weird and overall really bad. So that's probably the worst Christmas movie I have ever seen.

I keep confusing Jack Frost (1997) with Jack Frost (1998).
At the beginning of December, I stopped & glanced over the Holiday DVDs in the check out line at the drug store, & found myself wondering what a horror movie would be doing in with the family movies, but the more I passed by, the more I realized it might've been the other one...

Supposedly the worst Christmas movie is Saving Christmas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saving_Christmas (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saving_Christmas)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4009460/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4009460/)

As for what I saw, that would be Florida Mall Santa and the Dairy Mascot Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny

Elves!

Hulk Hogan in Santa With Muscles.

I tried to get through that movie about three times and gave up.

Thats what I heard too,I still havnt mustered up the will to see it though I hear its good to watch when your toasted. Santa claus vs. the martians has to be my favourite (droppo you are the laziest man on mars!), somewhere out there is an album that made a bunch of tracks from samples from the movie ive been hunting forever from a band called the laziest men on mars. If anyone knows where I can find a copy I'm all ears. I think theres another called the magic christmas tree ive seen thatd come a close second though. Cinema snob did a review on it,I got a larf.

I am Santa Claus. Me and Kristi went to watch this two years ago sold on it being Mick Foley being a Santa Claus. It was more a documentry about what mall Santa's do for the rest of the year. We watched about half of it before turning it off. One makes nude Santa calanders, another worked in a porn stars bar where you could watch people having sex and so on. When ever I take kids out to department stores there is no way in hell I will let them sit on Santa's lap any more.

I forgot Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas exists.
That s**t barely qualifies as a movie anyway.

It's just him making up bulls**t speculation that doesn't have any evidence to corroborate it
and a painfully long dance number to fill the required time to be considered a feature length movie.

My favorite thing was Kirk claiming that atheists were attacking his terrible movie and hiding behind
his Christian persecution complex. It can't possibly be that s**t like Saving Christmas, War Room, God's Not Dead 1 & 2,
Left Behind, Persecuted, and Fireproof are just bad movies.

Kirk Cameron is one of the dumbest and most insecure people in Hollywood and the only thing he's good at is making
Christianity look bad. Even if I was Christian I'd hate Saving Christmas since it's just inane babble followed by miserable
excuses to make Christmas as materialistic as possible. When that movie came out Charles Schulz started spinning in his f**king grave.

Probably one of those much too syrupy, forced Lifetime or W Network Christmas TV movies...

I vote we make Saving Christmas fall under the Christian exploitation film, as the film was exploiting Christians of their money.

That's pretty much Brad Jones's judgment on it.
The guy reviewed exploitation films most of his career and he said that recent years has brought him a
new genre of exploitation films for him to review. Christsploitation.