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Title: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: AoTFan on January 24, 2017, 07:38:27 PM
Okay, this game is pretty simple.  I'm going to describe a scene from a non-existent movie/story/what have you.  I'll set up an interesting situation and YOU come in and deliver a witty one liner that fits.  After I get a few entries, I'll judge the winner and award a point!  Then we'll go on to the next scenario.  The scenario's will be everything from mundane situations to bizarre fantasy/sci-fi/horror scenarios.  The crazier line you can think up, the better!

Ready, to begin?  Alright!

Scenario One

The Old Wise Man stands in front of an ancient, ominous-looking door that magically floats several inches off the ground.  Runes in a long-dead language inscribed on the wood glow with a dark energy.

Turning to the party, the man looks at them gravely.  "Before you lies the gateway to Aldara, the only place to find the item which you seek.  It's a twisted, evil dimension full of madness and chaos, where only the most brave (or crazy) of souls dare visit!"


My one liner: Sir Garland, "Oh, kind of like the DMV?"

(Now, it's YOUR turn to come up with one that's better!)




Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: ER on January 24, 2017, 10:57:20 PM
Old Jewish man stage whispers to his friend, "Oy, sounds like the Temple Beth-El restroom after a gefilte fish supper..."


Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: indianasmith on January 24, 2017, 11:30:01 PM
Adventurer:  "Wait!  I just found a duplicate item on EBay!"


Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: javakoala on January 25, 2017, 08:36:54 PM
Party member: "Can't be worse than Wal-Mart on Black Friday."


Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: ER on January 27, 2017, 12:45:39 AM
When is the awards ceremony?


Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: javakoala on January 28, 2017, 05:12:07 PM
When is the awards ceremony?

Don't forget that formal wear IS required. I have my evening gown; do you?   :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: El Misfit on January 29, 2017, 12:21:25 PM
News anchor: "Are you that hacker known as 4Chan?"


Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: messedup on January 30, 2017, 04:32:47 AM
"Sounds like thanksgiving with my family"


Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: ER on February 05, 2017, 10:44:00 AM
Announce the winner, AOT! I don't know how much longer I can wear this ball gown.


Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: javakoala on February 05, 2017, 10:55:05 AM
Announce the winner, AOT! I don't know how much longer I can wear this ball gown.


But you look so cute in hot pink taffeta.

(http://a.xdresses.com/products/big/010707/Hot-Pink-Ball-Gown-Halter-Floor-length-Taffeta-Beading-Quinceanera-Dress-390.jpg)


Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: Chainsawmidget on February 05, 2017, 02:56:28 PM
"just once I'd like to go the the dimension of sunshine, happiness, joy and fluffy bunnies."


Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: AoTFan on February 06, 2017, 03:43:22 AM
This one was tough, a neat crop of entries.  ER, I admire your neat cultural reference, although I have to admit as a Gentile I had to look up what gefilte fish was.  Also, sure how the ball gown discussion got in here, but the girl in the photo's cute, so we won't complain.  Indiana, liked your outside the box thinking. Chainsaw, I'm sure we've all felt that way!

But, gotta pick someone.. so.. I think I'll go with... ER, cause I'm a sucker with funky references.

I'll try and do round two soon!

(Meant to wrap this one up earlier, but just now found out the site was back online!)



Title: Re: NEW GAME: I set them up, you knock them down! Scene One
Post by: ER on February 06, 2017, 09:26:41 AM
This win is going on my resume!