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Title: What are their rights in this century?
Post by: sprite75 on February 15, 2017, 06:25:01 PM
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Barney: What are their rights in this century?  Will there be a trial?  Or shall I execute them?

Bea: ANDY!


Title: Re: What are their rights in this century?
Post by: LilCerberus on February 15, 2017, 10:37:34 PM
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I found out how they all knew what sheet rockin' meant & I didn't. I guess that explains all that flimsy drywall...


Title: Re: What are their rights in this century?
Post by: LilCerberus on February 15, 2017, 10:51:10 PM
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Barney: "They voted for Hillary."
Andy: "Well Barney, that aint exactly a crime"
Barney: "Well, they're all in RESIST now."
Andy: "You mean these are them hooded punks that mussed up the town rose garden? No wonder you were able to round 'em all up by yourself!"
Barney: "Well, like you keep sayin', this is Mayberry. Say... Notice somethin'?"
Andy: "Uh... Uh-oh! Where's Otis?"


Title: Re: What are their rights in this century?
Post by: LilCerberus on February 16, 2017, 11:52:02 PM
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Barney: "Caught 'em tryin' t' join in on the local high school's victory parade. No turn signals, no helmets, loud pipes, the whole nine yards!"
Andy: "Aw, now Aunt Bea! What'd I been tellin' you about the wickedness o' paradin" without a permit!"


Title: Re: What are their rights in this century?
Post by: sprite75 on February 17, 2017, 12:15:27 AM
Barney: "Caught 'em tryin' t' join in on the local high school's victory parade. No turn signals, no helmets, loud pipes, the whole nine yards!"
Andy: "Aw, now Aunt Bea! What'd I been tellin' you about the wickedness o' paradin" without a permit!"

Bea: Always invite you to pradin' with us, especially when I have some of that Georgia hooch!