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Title: My Name Is Bruce (2009) Post by: Trevor on April 06, 2017, 05:14:58 AM This gave me a good chuckle yesterday: idiot teens in a small town accidentally disturb a Chinese demon named Guan Di who proceeds to lop off everyone's heads in sight. :buggedout:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/My_name_is_bruce.jpg) Enter our 'hero' who thinks he's being celebrated for his birthday by getting kidnapped by this teen and thinks he is on the set of a really bad B movie. Sample dialogue: BC [to cinematographer] "Hey, don't fight me, light me." Cinematographer: "Hey, bite me." Jeff: "Are you ready, Bruce?" BC: I made a movie in Bulgaria, I'm ready for anything. :teddyr: :teddyr: BC: Kid, you don't know fear. You've never worked with Sam Raimi." :bouncegiggle: Production assistant pees in a lemon water bottle off set and hands it to BC "Here's your lemon water, Mr Campell." :buggedout: BC: [sips] "Hey! This stuff is warm!" :buggedout: BC: Where the heck did you get this Evil Dead shampoo? Jeff: Uh, Bruce that's drain cleaner. :buggedout: BC: That would explain the burning sensation. :bouncegiggle: Good fun. Title: Re: My Name Is Bruce (2009) Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 06, 2017, 02:28:01 PM I think my favorite line was "hooch for the pooch!"
This was a fun movie. Title: Re: My Name Is Bruce (2009) Post by: Trevor on April 07, 2017, 01:30:47 AM I think my favorite line was "hooch for the pooch!" :cheers: This was a fun movie. Good film: watched it again last night. BC: [hands out deodorant to smelly fans]: "It's called deodorant. Look it up on your Internets." :teddyr: One tough male townie to another: "You OK, honey?" :teddyr: |