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Title: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: clockworkcanary on April 25, 2017, 07:08:55 AM
(Edited to Add: Feel free to add to the list!)

Dorkseid

8-Bit Boy

The Flush

The Chugger Naugt

Green Long Johns

Meter Maid Man

Mr. Pinterester

Bastardos: The Luchador

Megameth

Walmartian Manhunter

Raging Soccer Mom

Beer Buddy

Captain Cold Sore

The 90s Avenger

Spiderballs

Valley Woman

United Airlines Wing Man

Captain Consent

The Eternal Jobber

Mr. Fiddlestyx




Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: Trevor on April 25, 2017, 07:29:45 AM
Dorkseid

8-Bit Boy

The Flush

The Chugger Naugt

Green Long Johns  :bouncegiggle:

Meter Maid Man

Mr. Pinterester

Bastardos: The Luchador  :bouncegiggle:

Megameth

Walmartian Manhunter

Raging Soccer Mom

Beer Buddy

Captain Cold Sore

The 90s Avenger

Spiderballs

Valley Woman

United Airlines Wing Man  :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:

Captain Consent

The Eternal Jobber

Mr. Fiddlestyx




I believe I know some of those people.  :wink:


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: ER on April 25, 2017, 09:32:25 AM
That reminds me of a project some guy I know contributed to years ago called Petty Gods, which was a D&D style compendium of deities for such situations as "the god of hangovers" "the god of sidewalk cracks and back alleys" "the god of lost thoughts" the "goddess of bad hair days" "the Lord of ax executions" "the goddess of hiccups" etc. It was hilarious.

I think it's available online as a free download someplace.


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: clockworkcanary on April 25, 2017, 01:28:50 PM
I will have to look that up -sounds interesting.

Forgot to mention in the initial post, everyone feel free to contribute to the list!

Animal Cracker Kid

Professor X-Lax

White Collar Prince of Crime

The Jay Walker

The Loiterer

The Brown Ranger

Flaccid Man


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: Flangepart on April 25, 2017, 02:41:50 PM
Ah, like the never ending story...heh heh heh...

CAPTAIN PRIVETS.

THE SHADE OF THE SHADOW.

THE EXTREMIST.

THE WOOD LOUSE.

THE COLONOSPICIST.

MR. INDECISIVE.


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 25, 2017, 03:10:09 PM
The Large-Mouth Bass

Catbeard

Straightos the Most Heterosexual Man in the Universe!

The Human Doorstop

Dr. Hangover

Kid Lard

Captain Looks-Good-In-Tights

Dr. Inconvenience



Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: LilCerberus on April 25, 2017, 03:16:14 PM
InAction Man! The man who just apathetically sits & watches...


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: Pacman000 on April 25, 2017, 03:54:16 PM
The Eye- A giant disembodied eye which interrupted bad guys & made them stop.

This was a real character: http://toonopedia.com/eyesees.htm (http://toonopedia.com/eyesees.htm)



Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: clockworkcanary on April 25, 2017, 03:57:48 PM
OMG, great additions! I'm laughing hard!

Dr. Pushover

No Fux Lady

Eternal Grinner

Power STD Man

Slappy (The fists of fury): (ahem) unorthadox martial arts

Captain Cave Man Bear Pig

Bat b***h

Ultra Librarian

The Slurpy Twins

Beatnik Bobby and his gang

Disco Zombie

Robo Vanilla

Iron Grandma

Thunder "Clap"

Luggage Handling Man

Nepotism Master


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 26, 2017, 11:06:40 PM
The Human Faucet

Copyright Infringement Man

The Have-A-Nice-Day-er

Silver Spatula

Face Shooter

Spaghetti Fist

Bikini Brimstone

The Jaywalker

Ice Cream Headache



Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: Flangepart on April 29, 2017, 09:37:13 AM
Mr. Not appearing in this adventure man.



Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: RCMerchant on May 03, 2017, 09:52:46 AM
.Woman Man
.Gas Blaster
.the Frantic 4-featuring Mr.Frantic,the Human Toilet,the Visible Woman and the Thingamajig.
.the Blue Lagoon
.Iron Lung
.Capt.Turtleneck
.Homac-the One Man Bakery


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: clockworkcanary on May 03, 2017, 01:01:50 PM
Were-Man (and sidekick, Were-Boy)

The Herpinator

The Man With No Chin

Lady Scratch'n'Sniff

The Black Honkey

Stinky Fingers

Pirate Neckbeard the 3rd

Princess Double-Diana

Captain Slovakia

Dragon Sh!t

80s Reference Lunch Lady

The Penetrator

The Bearded Man

The Thing-ie

The Bionic Redneck

Bollywood Commando

The Double Penetrator

Master of the Barn

70s Super Dad

General Bad Touch

The Six Dollar Man


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: clockworkcanary on May 03, 2017, 01:06:22 PM
.Woman Man
.Gas Blaster
.the Frantic 4-featuring Mr.Frantic,the Human Toilet,the Visible Woman and the Thingamajig.
.the Blue Lagoon
.Iron Lung
.Capt.Turtleneck
.Homac-the One Man Bakery


These are great...especially the Visible Woman and the Iron Lung.


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: Trevor on May 04, 2017, 01:43:11 AM
Soiled Undies Man  :wink:


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: Flangepart on May 05, 2017, 01:25:14 PM
THE CLOCKWORK BIDET

STEAMPUNK UNDIES FOR HIRE

THE NIPPLE TWISTER


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: bob on May 05, 2017, 06:51:28 PM
Run Away From Danger Man


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: LilCerberus on May 05, 2017, 07:25:45 PM
In an ADHD moment, this topic made me start thinking about that one caped extra from The Glory Stompers who gets way too much screen time...

I call him Bono In A Tree! And his power would be posing!


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: El Misfit on May 05, 2017, 10:05:12 PM
Captain Hair, he blinds people with his baldness.


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: clockworkcanary on May 06, 2017, 05:31:09 PM
Tar Baby

B-Morph (can only morph into b-list actors/actresses)

Pass Out in the Driveway Man, aka Gravel Face

Man Boobs

King Meh

The Amazing Saggy Man

Exhaust Huffer

Chain Smoker

Ripped Off in the Divorce Settlement Woman

Sarcasm Lad

Cosplay Charlie

Super Crackhead

Wonder Worm

The Silver Snorter

The Incredible Stoic

Nut Cracker Girl

The Fantastic Fork

Dare Donuts

Blowgan

Fire Crotch

Ice Pecs

Box Dweller

Camel Toe Ken

The Back Scratcher

Marvel Melons

The Power Tickler


Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains
Post by: Flangepart on May 08, 2017, 07:02:24 PM
SUPER WEASEL AND BADGER GIRL.

THE WON'T OF THE WISP.

THE KNUCKLEDRAGGER.

THE GONAD.