Title: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: clockworkcanary on April 25, 2017, 07:08:55 AM (Edited to Add: Feel free to add to the list!)
Dorkseid 8-Bit Boy The Flush The Chugger Naugt Green Long Johns Meter Maid Man Mr. Pinterester Bastardos: The Luchador Megameth Walmartian Manhunter Raging Soccer Mom Beer Buddy Captain Cold Sore The 90s Avenger Spiderballs Valley Woman United Airlines Wing Man Captain Consent The Eternal Jobber Mr. Fiddlestyx Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: Trevor on April 25, 2017, 07:29:45 AM Dorkseid 8-Bit Boy The Flush The Chugger Naugt Green Long Johns :bouncegiggle: Meter Maid Man Mr. Pinterester Bastardos: The Luchador :bouncegiggle: Megameth Walmartian Manhunter Raging Soccer Mom Beer Buddy Captain Cold Sore The 90s Avenger Spiderballs Valley Woman United Airlines Wing Man :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: Captain Consent The Eternal Jobber Mr. Fiddlestyx I believe I know some of those people. :wink: Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: ER on April 25, 2017, 09:32:25 AM That reminds me of a project some guy I know contributed to years ago called Petty Gods, which was a D&D style compendium of deities for such situations as "the god of hangovers" "the god of sidewalk cracks and back alleys" "the god of lost thoughts" the "goddess of bad hair days" "the Lord of ax executions" "the goddess of hiccups" etc. It was hilarious.
I think it's available online as a free download someplace. Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: clockworkcanary on April 25, 2017, 01:28:50 PM I will have to look that up -sounds interesting.
Forgot to mention in the initial post, everyone feel free to contribute to the list! Animal Cracker Kid Professor X-Lax White Collar Prince of Crime The Jay Walker The Loiterer The Brown Ranger Flaccid Man Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: Flangepart on April 25, 2017, 02:41:50 PM Ah, like the never ending story...heh heh heh...
CAPTAIN PRIVETS. THE SHADE OF THE SHADOW. THE EXTREMIST. THE WOOD LOUSE. THE COLONOSPICIST. MR. INDECISIVE. Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 25, 2017, 03:10:09 PM The Large-Mouth Bass
Catbeard Straightos the Most Heterosexual Man in the Universe! The Human Doorstop Dr. Hangover Kid Lard Captain Looks-Good-In-Tights Dr. Inconvenience Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: LilCerberus on April 25, 2017, 03:16:14 PM InAction Man! The man who just apathetically sits & watches...
Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: Pacman000 on April 25, 2017, 03:54:16 PM The Eye- A giant disembodied eye which interrupted bad guys & made them stop.
This was a real character: http://toonopedia.com/eyesees.htm (http://toonopedia.com/eyesees.htm) Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: clockworkcanary on April 25, 2017, 03:57:48 PM OMG, great additions! I'm laughing hard!
Dr. Pushover No Fux Lady Eternal Grinner Power STD Man Slappy (The fists of fury): (ahem) unorthadox martial arts Captain Cave Man Bear Pig Bat b***h Ultra Librarian The Slurpy Twins Beatnik Bobby and his gang Disco Zombie Robo Vanilla Iron Grandma Thunder "Clap" Luggage Handling Man Nepotism Master Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 26, 2017, 11:06:40 PM The Human Faucet
Copyright Infringement Man The Have-A-Nice-Day-er Silver Spatula Face Shooter Spaghetti Fist Bikini Brimstone The Jaywalker Ice Cream Headache Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: Flangepart on April 29, 2017, 09:37:13 AM Mr. Not appearing in this adventure man.
Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: RCMerchant on May 03, 2017, 09:52:46 AM .Woman Man
.Gas Blaster .the Frantic 4-featuring Mr.Frantic,the Human Toilet,the Visible Woman and the Thingamajig. .the Blue Lagoon .Iron Lung .Capt.Turtleneck .Homac-the One Man Bakery Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: clockworkcanary on May 03, 2017, 01:01:50 PM Were-Man (and sidekick, Were-Boy)
The Herpinator The Man With No Chin Lady Scratch'n'Sniff The Black Honkey Stinky Fingers Pirate Neckbeard the 3rd Princess Double-Diana Captain Slovakia Dragon Sh!t 80s Reference Lunch Lady The Penetrator The Bearded Man The Thing-ie The Bionic Redneck Bollywood Commando The Double Penetrator Master of the Barn 70s Super Dad General Bad Touch The Six Dollar Man Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: clockworkcanary on May 03, 2017, 01:06:22 PM .Woman Man .Gas Blaster .the Frantic 4-featuring Mr.Frantic,the Human Toilet,the Visible Woman and the Thingamajig. .the Blue Lagoon .Iron Lung .Capt.Turtleneck .Homac-the One Man Bakery These are great...especially the Visible Woman and the Iron Lung. Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: Trevor on May 04, 2017, 01:43:11 AM Soiled Undies Man :wink:
Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: Flangepart on May 05, 2017, 01:25:14 PM THE CLOCKWORK BIDET
STEAMPUNK UNDIES FOR HIRE THE NIPPLE TWISTER Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: bob on May 05, 2017, 06:51:28 PM Run Away From Danger Man
Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: LilCerberus on May 05, 2017, 07:25:45 PM In an ADHD moment, this topic made me start thinking about that one caped extra from The Glory Stompers who gets way too much screen time...
I call him Bono In A Tree! And his power would be posing! Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: El Misfit on May 05, 2017, 10:05:12 PM Captain Hair, he blinds people with his baldness.
Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: clockworkcanary on May 06, 2017, 05:31:09 PM Tar Baby
B-Morph (can only morph into b-list actors/actresses) Pass Out in the Driveway Man, aka Gravel Face Man Boobs King Meh The Amazing Saggy Man Exhaust Huffer Chain Smoker Ripped Off in the Divorce Settlement Woman Sarcasm Lad Cosplay Charlie Super Crackhead Wonder Worm The Silver Snorter The Incredible Stoic Nut Cracker Girl The Fantastic Fork Dare Donuts Blowgan Fire Crotch Ice Pecs Box Dweller Camel Toe Ken The Back Scratcher Marvel Melons The Power Tickler Title: Re: Unlikely Superheroes and Villains Post by: Flangepart on May 08, 2017, 07:02:24 PM SUPER WEASEL AND BADGER GIRL.
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