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Someone just sent me these.


For $10,000.00, would you:

1. Be willing to get a facial tattoo?
2. Shoot heroin, under clinical conditions?
3. Become a Mormon?
4. Eat a human tongue?
5. Ask your mother out on a romantic date?

(1. No..... 2. No.... 3. No....well, wait, for how long?  4. Yeah, sure, wouldn't kill me.... 5. Yeah, why not?)

1. No.
2. Yes.
3. No. (I don't think it's possible for me to "become" a Mormon).
4. No.
5. Depends... I mean, do I have to buy her a bouquet of Depends?

1.  No.  Unlike true love, tattoos are forever.
2.  Possibly.
3.  No, I like my boxer briefs too much. (Temple Garment joke)
4.  As long as it was no one I know.
5.  I'd go out with your mother free of charge.   :teddyr:

No.

Dude....

(And that was funny about my mom.)

No to all except #5 but my mom passed away some years ago.

Not quite true. Both can be eliminated with a carefully-placed laser.  :teddyr:

OK, you made me laugh.

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By the way, feel free to add questions to this thread....

1. Oh HELL no!
2. very likely
3. I'm already a moron; why become one twice?
4. If it was properly prepared and cooked...and wasn't from anyone I know or knew.
5. Probably not, even if she was alive. I mean, if I told her why, she'd just want half of the money. She was practical like that.

To add to that list of questions:

6.  Allow yourself to be shot with a .45 in a non-crippling, non-lethal location on your body, and under medical observation?
7.  Profoundly insult every adult you meet in a regular 24 hours, and you cannot explain the reason until two days AFTER the 24 hours are up?
8.  Give up access to any technology created after 1965 for six months, and that does include medicine/medical procedures?

See if any of those are worthy of being added, ER.

No
No
No
No
No

6.  For $10,000?  No.  $10,000,000, absolutely.
7.  Nah.  I don't relish getting punched in the face by strangers.
8.  Again, for $10,000, no.  But maybe for $10,000,000.

1. yes. As long as its something that gives me some street cred. gucci!
2. yes. If I could document it and re-enact scenes from trainspotting.
3. yes. golden underwear appeals to me very much.
4. yes. Ive eaten plenty of tongue tacos in my life.
5. Yes. Get paid for this? c'mon, thats a no-brainer.
6. No.   A .45 is a large round, it will cripple you no matter where it hits you. eccept maybe your pinky, and I like my pinky!
7. No.  Been there done that. Ill need more than $10,000 for hospital bills and/or bail.
8. yes. Done it before.

Just so people don't think I sit around and think of weird stuff (I do actually), let me explain that the source for number 6 came from this short film, in two parts on Youtube. An interesting film that takes the concept of body art to an unusual level.

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8-2a60ch5s&t=314s#)

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmfkafeH24I&t=24s#)

6. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I've been to Texas, therefore I've seen what a .45 does to things!
7. Hmm, in Canada or among Mormons maybe, but if I did that in most places in daily life, surely there'd be a serial batterer among the mix someplace, so also no.
8. Nah, but I'm sure there's a price that'd make me go all-in.

Good questions!

 9. Would you cut down the oldest tree on the planet for $10,000? (No, I love trees.)

10. Would you pull the plug on a complete stranger on life support in exchange for all your financial debts being canceled? (No.)

11. Would you rather swallow ten live goldfish, or drink a pint of grain alcohol? (The alcohol since it'd be a brief visitor.)

12. Would you rather stand on a Texas flag while urinating on the long barracks of the Alamo in broad daylight, or punch an on-duty cop in the face? (The cop, no question, since that would be survivable.)

13. Spend a week living with Marilyn Monroe's skeletal remains, or spend a week living with David Letterman. (Honestly, Marilyn's remains.)

And one for the road: 14. Walk for one minute into a crowded supermarket naked, or star in a reality show about your life, for one year? (The supermarket.)

9.   No. though I do like trees, especially a living relic, the "tree huggers" would kill me and my family. Those people are nuts!
10.  well, little billy is on life support, so he's probably not going to make it anyway. Im just saying, the needs of the many vs the few. His family is suffering right now. I mean, the brain damage is irreversible. He's technically not even alive right now. What?!!!
11. Goldfish. I eat fish from a can all the time, this isnt much of a stretch.
12. No. I would actually like to do both of these things, but i dont think they are survivable.
13. Marilyn. She may still be hot if she was enbalmed properly.

1. Would you rather save your best friend from drowning, or save a plane filled with people from crashing? (Screw the people...)

2. Would you wax off all the hair on your body for ten-grand? (No...)

3. Which would you like better, a pint of chilled chocolate milk on a hot day, or seeing your enemy trip and fall in public? (The milk.)

4. Would you move to inner-Detroit if it meant you could live there for free? (No.)

5. If you were given the chance to keep your memories and personality and the wisdom of your life experience, and go back and relive kindergarten til the end of the highest educational level you achieved, then at the end zap back to yourself right now, would you? (Absolutely.)

1. Would you rather save your best friend from drowning, or save a plane filled with people from crashing? (Sorry, I'd have to save my friend.)

2. Would you wax off all the hair on your body for ten-grand? (That I would do. My hair grows back really fast.)

3. Which would you like better, a pint of chilled chocolate milk on a hot day, or seeing your enemy trip and fall in public? (Not that fond of chocolate milk, and I don't have any real enemies.  I wouldn't mind seeing Donald Trump do a face-plant, though.)

4. Would you move to inner-Detroit if it meant you could live there for free? (NEVER!)

5. If you were given the chance to keep your memories and personality and the wisdom of your life experience, and go back and relive kindergarten til the end of the highest educational level you achieved, then at the end zap back to yourself right now, would you? (Yup - except for the zapping back part.  I'd want a COMPLETE do-over.)