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Title: Man tells cops the Illuminati made him steal from K-Mart Post by: sprite75 on August 18, 2017, 05:29:56 PM Yep, Florida Man (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/kmart-illuminati-395017) (obviously) in action again.
Quote A Florida man arrested yesterday for stealing items from a Kmart told police that the “Illuminati made me do it.” Brian Isola, 30, was busted Thursday morning for allegedly trying to boost items worth $320 from a store in Vero Beach. After reportedly being caught in the act by a patrolman, Isola initially blamed his travails on the Illuminati, the shadowy international organization that runs the world in conjunction with the Rockefellers, George Soros, the Bilderberg Group, and Jay-Z. |