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Hey, Trevor, how come they are called ice cubes when they're usually more rectangular?

lol okay, after reading that comment I couldn't resist actually starting a thread like that.  :twirl:

It's too hot in Africa for ice cubes: even that rapper would melt here  :wink:

Why do we wash undies?

When are those damned koala races I keep hearing about?   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was being held at gunpoint by Bill Murray and forced to chuck wood?

Why do your bishops wear tutus?  :question:

Where can I buy undies just like yours?

Why aren't undies worn as shirts  :question: :question:

Wash what, bob?   :wink:

Postponed indefinitely  :wink:

Chuck Norris knows that answer  :wink:

My friend Desmond would answer that  :wink:

www.edgars.co.za (http://www.edgars.co.za)  :teddyr:

Are you related to Trevor Noah?-I mean-he's South African-and his name is Trevor-so, yeah, right???

If I did that, all the horror would be on display  :buggedout: :wink:

I'm thankfully not related to that guy: very unfunny "comedian" IMO.  :teddyr:

There has been one question about Africa I've been wondering about for a few years that I figure you are the man to answer.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen African Swallow?

*Swallows piece of Chicken McNuggets* Airspeed *burp* and velocity very sustainable  :wink:

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a minute and a half, how long does it take to get to Baltimore?  :tongueout:

From South Africa, too long to travel :wink:

Dear Trevor: If an unreal reality is real, is it unreal unless it's real?

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

What a "crappy" question, sir!!  :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

trevor, how come you don't have sweetarts in south africa? i mean, SERIOUSLY!

*Smoke rises from personal brain* No idea  :wink:

That's why Jack Sparrow says "Bring me that horizon" instead of "Bring me the mop and the bucket"  :wink:

We have both sweethearts and sweet tarts.  :wink:

nuh-UH, not the sour candy! i have to spend a fortune on shipping to send them to my cousin who WOULD probably die without them. she's lucky i like her.

Your cousin would find plenty of sour candy at her local Spar shop. That stuff is sour!!

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Also, Dutch sweets packed with all the salt from the mine in Gymkata   :buggedout: :buggedout:

 :wink:

thanks, i'll pass that on!

Can you explain this typical South African sign?

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Easy: the killer monkeys from Sands of The Kalahari put that one up  :wink:

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Ever been to the Lion's Park in Johannesburg? Saw a video on Youtube about that and it looks like a pretty awesome place.

Yes I have: nice place.  :thumbup:

What's the best kind of undies  :question: :question:

You're asking Trevor for advice on the BEST undies? :bouncegiggle:

Isn't that like asking Jeffrey Dahmer for some good recipes?  :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

to bob....GO COMMANDO!!!unless it's wicked cold, then go for underarmour, lol!

Serious answer: when I wasn't celibate (that was in 2004 and earlier) I would wear satin undies a lot. My LGBTIQ friends said they looked nice on me so those are the best.  :smile:

LOL

Why are thongs not worn on heads ?

I tried that, used an extra small thong and *POP*  :buggedout: :wink:

Hey Trevor why are you................... sorry, talking to myself  :wink:

Will science ever be able to develop a white laser, and if they did what effects could it have on the development of a practical nuclear fusion reaction as a pose to the fission ones we currently use?

*Brain starts to bleed* Ummm.... maybe the people who made this could help?

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Have you ever given your toes names, Trevor? It's not me asking, it's Tinkerbell, who is third from my left.

Mine are called "Cut me once a week, please"  :wink:

Trevor, As a man of the world, should I drop my toast on the ground before I butter it to get the inevitable out of the way immediately or should I butter it anyway and leave it up to the breakfast gods to decide my fate; therein running the risk of a fluffy and significantly less edible slice should the worst happen?

Simple: leave the butter on the toast and don't put it on your fingers, thus you will not drop the toast. Oh, yeah: eat the toast before it gets cold.  :wink:

Dear Trevor,

If a nudist dies, would his ghost be naked too?

Signed,

Paranormal Etiquette Geek

Why don't people eat undies :question: :question:

I'm not Trevor, but let me say people do eat undies, at least they eat jock straps with chocolate sauce. And please do not ask me how I know this.

As for my question for Trevor: "Does it ever snow in South Africa in the summertime?"

You would at least be able to see through the nudist then  :wink:

In the 1970s and 1980s you could buy edible undies: mine were extra crunchy  :buggedout: :wink:

About four years ago, it snowed in Pretoria and Johannesburg in late August which is almost the start of spring season here.  :smile:

Going back to the question of eating one's shorts.

One could purchase female panties made out of licorice, which were edible. And again, please do not ask me how I know this.

As for my question for Trevor: "Is the fly fishing better in South Africa or Florida?"

Dunno... this may or may not be silly depending on one's perspective buut..

Have you ever felt in danger while in South Africa? 

I've read that in some areas of SA that dudes with light skin aren't the most popular and I've heard several stories people killed by machete wielding gangs and set on fire. 

Now, hopefully, those stories are overblown and exaggerated but... I dunno. 

On a lighter note -

If I am travelling on a jetliner and cross the international date line on my birthday, will I still get presents?

Never been fly fishing, except in gentlemen's clubs.  :wink:

South Africa has its' crime, like every other country and you do have to be careful wherever you go, but that's the norm worldwide.

I'm sure you will.  :smile: