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Title: (Guess) Man to 911: My wife is a spider! Post by: sprite75 on January 18, 2018, 08:23:46 PM Florida man got into the good stuff (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/black-widow-spider-call-910527)
Quote William Rutger, a 61-year-old Tarpon Springs resident, first called 911 around 1:30 AM Tuesday and told a police operator that his spouse was an arachnid. Rutger added that he wanted her involuntarily admitted for a mental examination per the state’s Baker Act. Rutger, seen at right, was slurring his words and appeared intoxicated, according to a responding patrolman. Officer Jacob Miller explained to Rutger--who was not expressing “coherent thoughts”--that the 911 system was for emergencies only. Miller did not arrest Rutger. Shortly after 3 AM, when Rutger again dialed 911 to say that his wife was a black widow spider, Miller returned to Rutger’s residence and placed him in handcuffs. Rutger is a retired lawyer and the author of “The Alcoholic’s Guide to Adventure,” a 2009 autobiography that is described on Amazon as a “lighthearted jaunt into the sublime world of drunken decadence.” Title: Re: (Guess) Man to 911: My wife is a spider! Post by: RCMerchant on January 18, 2018, 10:13:01 PM Maybe she IS a spider!
http://youtu.be/rzSHYhipAKQ (http://youtu.be/rzSHYhipAKQ) Title: Re: (Guess) Man to 911: My wife is a spider! Post by: Allhallowsday on January 19, 2018, 12:11:15 AM That is too funny!
(https://i.imgur.com/vcGCvUC.gif) (https://lunapic.com) Title: Re: (Guess) Man to 911: My wife is a spider! Post by: RCMerchant on January 19, 2018, 06:40:32 AM It's my doppelganger! He's escaped!
Title: Re: (Guess) Man to 911: My wife is a spider! Post by: Allhallowsday on January 19, 2018, 04:40:46 PM (https://i.imgur.com/vcGCvUC.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: (Guess) Man to 911: My wife is a spider! Post by: RCMerchant on January 19, 2018, 04:53:07 PM Time to put him back in his cage!
(https://i.imgur.com/qMxCbps.gif) (https://lunapic.com) Title: Re: (Guess) Man to 911: My wife is a spider! Post by: AoTFan on April 25, 2018, 09:15:08 PM Maybe she IS a spider! [url]http://youtu.be/rzSHYhipAKQ[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/rzSHYhipAKQ[/url]) What movie is that from?? |