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Imagine you get to pick twelve flicks of your choice for a bad movie film festival weekend at some theater. Three days - twelve movies. What would you unleash on the audience? My lineup would look like this:

Day 1 Theme 1: "Deadly Femmes" - Plaguers (2008) & Blood Angels (2005)

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Day 1 Theme 2: "It's All In The Family" - Slaughterhouse of the Rising Sun (2005) & Skinned Deep (2004)

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Day 2 Theme 3: "Attack of the Killer CGI" - The Rage (2007) & Piñata: Survival Island (2002)

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Day 2 Theme 4: "Drugs Are Bad" - The Jackhammer Massacre (2004) & The Ghouls (2003)

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Day 3 Theme 5: "Maternity Terror" - The Unborn II (1994) & Lukas' Child (1993)

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Day 3 Theme 6: "In Your Face" - Nurse 3D (2013) & Piranha 3DD (2012)

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1. BRIDE OF THE MONSTER (1955)

2. the CREEPING TERROR (1964)

3. MANIAC (1934)- Mad Doctor eats a cat's eyeball!

4. BLOOD FREAK (1972)

5. BLACKENSTEIN (1973)

6. ASTRO ZOMBIES (1968)

7. the KILLING OF SATAN (1983)

8. FRANKENSTEIN ISLAND (1981)

9. FROM HELL IT CAME (1957)

10. HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS (1970)

11. BEYOND THE DOOR (1974)

12. BURIAL GROUND: NIGHTS OF TERROR (1980) -"Mother-this cloth- it smells of death! "

I think I'd just show a Gamera movie marathon. They're fun, there are 12 of 'em, and I'd only have to pay one company.

Most of them (the 60's ones at least) are public domain anyway.

OK, since I'm running the festival, they have to be bad AND weird.

I think I'd go with

MANIAC (1934)
GLEN OR GLENDA (1953)
ROBOT MONSTER (1953)
'MANOS': THE HANDS OF FATE (1966)
BLOOD FREAK (1972)
SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY (1972)
ZARDOZ (1974)
DEATH BED: THE BED THAT EATS (1977)
THE APPLE (1980)
NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR (1985)
BLOOD DINER (1987)
AFTER LAST SEASON (2009)

Glen or Glenda
Robot Monster
Troll 2
The Room
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Hobgoblins
Sharknado
No Holds Barred
Birdmemic 2: The Resurrection

The Demon
Nukie
Space Mutiny
The Room
Troll
Troll 2
Laser Mission

Hmm, I think for me I'd lock a bunch of people in a room, make them watch these movies and then see what they are like afterwards.

Day 1. Cheap Monsters.
1) Rubber.
2) Demon Cop.
3) Robot Monster.
4) Pervert!

Day 2. Uwe Boll.
5) Alone In The Dark.
6) Blood Rayne II.
7) In The Name Of The King.
8) House Of The Dead.

Day 3. Films That Should Be Good But Aren't.
9) Solaris.
10) Batman Forever.
11) Planet Of The Apes (Tim Burton version).

Then when people are let out of the room, they'd find themselves instead of getting to the exit, entering another room where the three Fifty Shades Of Gray movies were playing.

And if I am feeling particularly mean, the last three would be on an endless loop.

DAY 1: The Bloodening

PIECES (1982)
THE MUTILATOR (1985)
HOSPITAL MASSACRE (1980)
GRADUATION DAY (1981)


DAY 2: It Came From Outta Uranus

SCANNERS 3 (1990)
CONTAMINATION (1980)
INSEMINOID (1981)
STARCRASH (1978)


DAY 3: Undeadly Prey

ZOMBI HOLOCAUST (1980)
NIGHTMARE CITY (1980)
CRAZE (1973)
TOWER OF EVIL (1972)

DAY ONE - MONSTER MUNCH NIGHT

SHARKNADO (2012)
KING KING LIVES (1986)
THANKSKILLING (2008)
THE GIANT CLAW (1957)

DAY TWO - NUTJOBS ON THE LOOSE NIGHT

TOXIC AVENGER (1984)
SILENT NIGHT: DEADLY NIGHT 2 (1987)
THE GINGERBREAD MAN (2004)
THE RETURN OF THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1994)

DAY THREE - CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF A DUMB KIND NIGHT

STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER (1989)
ALIEN UPRISING (2013)
PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (1959)
BATTLEFIELD EARTH (2000)

Guess what, rev? Brandon Tenolt on youtube just did a review of night train to terror. You ought to see it.

Allow me.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqyKCRY745A (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqyKCRY745A)

1. Dark Star.
2. Starcrash. (drool buckets available for straight male and lesbian  viewers.)
3. Attack of the the eye creatures.
4. The keep.
5. The tingler.
6. The mysterians.
7. The original dragnet movie with jack "monotone" webb.
8. Cheech and Chong's it came from hollywood.
9. Lifeforce. (Same note as for starcrash.)
10. Batman! (adam west version)
11. Godzilla vs the smog monster. (Small doses of LSD available on request if a release form is signed.)
12. The Rocky Horror Picture show.

I add Alone in the Dark and Far Cry to my list: sorry, Uncle Uwe.

do you mean the GingerDEAD Man?

truly abysmal film that, although containing the great line "Help, We're being chased by homicidal baked goods!". there's also a sequel apparently.

Yeah, my typo, along with another one on my list "KING KING LIVES", which of course should be "KING KONG LIVES"

However, being a noob I haven't reached the 100 post benchmark in order to edit/modify my own posts. But will do so in about 45 posts time :)

It's really tough to choose only 12. But here is one possible list:

* Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks
* Lady Frankenstein
* Brain of Blood
* Plan 9 from Outer Space
* Manos: The Hands of Fate
* Dracula vs. Frankenstein (Al Adamson)
* Jimmy, the Boy Wonder
* Bride of the Monster
* The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies
* Santa Claus (1959)
* The Wonderful Land of Oz (1969 - Barry Mahon)
* The Undertaker and His Pals

Day 1: Tanya's Island/Shakes the Clown
Day 2: The Zodiac Killer/Dracula vs. Frankenstein
Day 3: Return Of the Ape Man/The Giant Claw
Day 4: The Mummy and the Curse Of the Jackal/Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster
Day 5: Angel/Vegas In Space
Day 6: Teenage Catgirls In Heat/The Incredible Melting Man
Day 7: Women Of the Prehistoric Planet/Wrestling Women vs the Aztec Ape

Thank you for adding AFTER LAST SEASON. That is a truly jaw-dropping experience.

You're only the third person I know who's seen it. The director would never let me legally screen it, though. He wants it forgotten forever.

I think a BAD movie festival should be fun!!!  I'm not serious... A majority of the movies cited I barely could sit through once.   Why would I want a festival full?  I don't won' no stinkin' badges... or to be educated.  Let's watch some BAD crazy ass crap!!!  

1. FASTER p***yCAT, KILL! KILL! (1965)
2. EQUINOX  (1970)
3. VILLAGE OF THE GIANTS (1965)

4. CARNIVAL OF SOULS (1962)
5. GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE (1972)
6. CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (1972)

7. BEYOND VALLEY OF THE DOLLS  
8. REEFER MADNESS  
9. ROCK N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL

10. EATING RAOUL  
11. REPO MAN  
12. THE TOXIC AVENGER  

I'mmglad to see people aren't putting "human centipede" in their bad movie fest lists. It means they don't want to host a mass suicide. :teddyr: