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Title: Life Lessons I've Learned From Movies Post by: ER on February 16, 2018, 11:10:06 AM Things I Have Learned From Movies
Mulan (Even a single grain of rice might tip the scales.) Spice World (Grrl Power! Plus how long 93 minutes can be.) Caddyshack (No matter what they throw at you, you can always get up and dance.) The Iron Giant (Despite our instincts, we all have free will.) High Noon (There is no shame in having fear. Or in sneaking up on bad guys in order to shoot them.) The Princess Bride (True love is a mighty force; also there is a medical condition known as “mostly dead”.) Gone with the Wind (If you put today’s problems off til tomorrow, your credit card interest will become staggering.) The Thin Red Line (Sometimes the most ardent loneliness is felt when we’re not alone.) Meet Me in St. Louis (With enough nagging, any man can be made to see a woman’s point of view.) The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (No matter how great a book is, a filmmaker can always find a way to bastardize it past all recognition.) Title: Re: Life Lessons I've Learned From Movies Post by: indianasmith on February 16, 2018, 07:02:32 PM RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD: If the zombies don't die when you smash their heads in, kill yourself and join them.
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN: Live to justify the sacrifices of those who gave their all for you. THE PATRIOT: Little girls running after their fathers will ALWAYS make me cry. SUCKER PUNCH: To those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never taste. GRAVE ENCOUNTERS: Reality show ghost hunters have NO idea who to handle the real thing. HERCULES: Hades is infinitely more funny and charming than Zeus. JURASSIC WORLD: "More teeth" is the best solution to dinosaur problems! THE ALAMO (2004): Santa Anna was not only a jerk but a lecher! THE ALAMO (1962): John Wayne failed seventh grade Texas History! Title: Re: Life Lessons I've Learned From Movies Post by: Svengoolie 3 on February 16, 2018, 09:37:38 PM The problem with Harry. If you have to kill someone, be sure to dispose of the body so as not to inconvenience a lot of innocent people.
Star wars. When threatened, shoot first. History of the world pt 1. When someone tries to take your head off with a sword, grab their wrist and knee them in the balls. |