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Title: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 06, 2018, 03:09:42 AM
 Kung fu from beyond the grave.  I'll... Let the clip speak for itself.

Forgive me for posting this.



http://youtu.be/R2LjkvbKwpQ (http://youtu.be/R2LjkvbKwpQ)


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 06, 2018, 03:15:07 AM
But hey,  he was still a better Dracula than the one in Dracula 3000...


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 06, 2018, 08:46:02 AM
I believe that' "Kung Fu from Beyond the Grave." Looks like a hoot.


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 06, 2018, 04:08:30 PM
I'm kinda surprised it doesn't end up on more bad movie review sites.  It sure looks qualified...


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 07, 2018, 08:50:47 PM
That clip of the movie is more entertaining than some entire movies I've watched. 


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 07, 2018, 09:31:19 PM
It's not even the only kung fu movie made where a monk fights Dracula. See also THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN:

http://youtu.be/RzryhkghJjc (http://youtu.be/RzryhkghJjc)

There's also a scene in this one where they fight Popeye.

Kung fu movies are some of the best bad movies! But they all run together after you watch a bunch of them.


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Ted C on March 07, 2018, 10:49:21 PM
I am wondering why the hero has a zombie army.


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on March 07, 2018, 11:42:14 PM
I am wondering why the hero has a zombie army.

You want logic and sensible plot in a wuxia movie?  What universe are you from?

But if you insist....

Maybe the good guy's zombies are the bodies of people murdered by the bad guy who he has raised from the dead to get revenge on their murderer.


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: 316zombie on March 10, 2018, 02:35:19 AM
personally, i'ma fan of the hopping vampires.. they make me giggle!  :cheers:


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 15, 2018, 08:26:03 AM
But hey,  he was still a better Dracula than the one in Dracula 3000...

You can find better Dracula's than the one in Dracula 3000 at those Halloween pop-up stores. 

That movie might just have the worst Dracula I've ever seen in it.


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Alex on May 15, 2018, 11:42:12 AM
personally, i'ma fan of the hopping vampires.. they make me giggle!  :cheers:

This post reminded me of a film I really need to get a copy of. It was Dracula film Hammer made set in the far east. Think it had a title like the seven golden vampires or something. I must go and google it, won't be hard to get the proper name.


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 15, 2018, 06:31:55 PM
But hey,  he was still a better Dracula than the one in Dracula 3000...

You can find better Dracula's than the one in Dracula 3000 at those Halloween pop-up stores. 

That movie might just have the worst Dracula I've ever seen in it.

True, dat.


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: 316zombie on May 20, 2018, 06:52:17 PM
legend of the seven golden vampires, alex, in case you didn't find it yet. i own it, of course.


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: The Burgomaster on May 25, 2018, 06:24:01 PM
legend of the seven golden vampires, alex, in case you didn't find it yet. i own it, of course.

That's a fun movie. I have the DVD with both LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES and THE 7 BROTHERS MEET DRACULA (which is the same movie with a lot of footage cut out). One of these days I'm gonna watch both versions back-to-back.



Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: LithiumHead on May 26, 2018, 01:02:28 PM
oh my! I immediately  looked this up.....wow,,,,just, wow. Thank you for this jewel!


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: 316zombie on May 26, 2018, 07:51:51 PM
you'll love it lith, it's AWFUL!  :cheers:


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Gene Worm on May 28, 2018, 03:36:08 PM
Wow... incredible..... Absolutely incredible. I truly thought wrong when I thought that it couldn't get any better than Robo Vampire. :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Flangepart on June 20, 2018, 02:40:55 PM
Kung fu from beyond the grave.  I'll... Let the clip speak for itself.

Forgive me for posting this.



[url]http://youtu.be/R2LjkvbKwpQ[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/R2LjkvbKwpQ[/url])

And that's NOT a parody? If it were, how could ya tell? Best watched while drinking.


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Archivist on June 21, 2018, 11:49:31 PM
Holy mother of frack.  And I thought I'd seen all these HK movies.  Obviously not.  Wow.   :cheers:


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Bushma on June 22, 2018, 05:50:44 AM
 :buggedout:
THANK YOU FOR THIS!   

I'm going to suggest we watch this at the next Kung Fu movie night with my friends!


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Trevor on June 22, 2018, 06:24:59 AM
:buggedout:
THANK YOU FOR THIS!   

I'm going to suggest we watch this at the next Kung Fu movie night with my friends!

Another one you can watch is Laser Mission with Brandon Lee  :wink:


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Lmprods on August 21, 2018, 01:14:32 PM
OK, wow!  You may be right.  A flying Dracula!  But how about raising the stakes a bit --with a flying coffin containing Dracula?  Yes, they said it couldn't be done, but it was -- in Die Hard Dracula.

Ranked in the 50 worst films by Rotten Tomatoes. And revered by some horror critics:

Youtube reviews:
(comments from BigMikeReviews)


      



‪Justin Curtis‬ ‪‪1 year ago ‬‬
I just picked this movie up for 2 bucks and about to watch it and it looks like it will be awsomly bad!!!!!!!!!


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‪Skac01‬ ‪‪1 year ago ‬‬
holy crap! is that music actually used in the sex scene? Jesus Christ, this movie looks like a must have!


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‪Davesghola‬ ‪‪1 year ago ‬‬
Die Hard Dracula is awesome. It is so bad, it is amazing. I love this movie. You think the Room is bad? Well, you haven't seen Die Hard Dracula. I laughed my ass off watching this movie. The acting, the special effects, the terrible writing and editing, it is a perfect golden pile of s**t that I recommend everyone to watch. 


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The trailer is worth finding on Amazon (featuring Crispin Glover's dad)  Too bad I can't post the link!


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 21, 2018, 07:26:01 PM
Die Hard Dracula... that's one of those movie you have to see to believe. 

For starters, they use several actors to play Dracula and they look vastly different and have different makeup designs.  One of them is also morbidly obese.  You'd think with that, at least one of the actors would look like you'd expect Dracula to, but none of them do. 

Also none of them can act. 

At least the guy playing Van Helsing seemed to be having fun. 



Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: bob on August 21, 2018, 07:39:43 PM
Bucky Larson is too awful to review

to the best of my recollection I'm the only person here to survive that piece of s**t and I have no desire to revisit that


Title: Re: I may have found a movie too bad to review here....
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on August 22, 2018, 03:48:49 AM
Bob,  I'm getting this idea that you find 'Bucky Larson' to be somewhat objectionable.