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Title: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 01, 2018, 01:50:18 AM OK, fun thread, simple rules. Pick two characters from two movies that have something in common. Name the common point and the characters. The next person to reply to the thread picks a ''winner'' and gives some reason, however brief, serious or silly. They he picks a theme, two characters and leaves it for the next poster to pick a winner and repeat the cycle.
To start off: Evil villains mind controlled servant. Renfield from Lugosi's Dracula vs Torgo from Manos, the hands of fate. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 01, 2018, 02:12:42 AM Renfield wins.
Torgo's knobby knees will defeat him in the end. Humanoid sea monsters-the Creature from the Black Lagoon and the Monster of Piedras Blancas. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 01, 2018, 02:21:59 AM The creature. He was a straight up killer.. The monster had a slight split personality, sometimes he killed and sometimes he didn't.
Giant mutant bugs. The tarantula from 'The deadly tarantula'' vs about 25 of tge giant ants from. ''Them''! Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 01, 2018, 09:55:50 AM the ants of course. By sheer number they would over-power Tarantula.
Super-powered cartoon guys. Popeye Vs. Superman Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 02, 2018, 04:35:13 AM Superman. All that pipe smoking has really cut Popeye's endurance. Plus superman would attack from his blind side.
Mindless mute murder machine melee. Michael Meyers vs Jason Voorhees. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Flangepart on April 02, 2018, 05:36:28 PM Superman. All that pipe smoking has really cut Popeye's endurance. Plus superman would attack from his blind side. Voorhees: More upper body mass.Mindless mute murder machine melee. Michael Meyers vs Jason Voorhees. Comedy animal sidekicks. Cheeta from Tarzan, Chim-Chim from Speed racer. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 03, 2018, 12:39:13 AM Cheetah. He had the dignity to go nude instead of wearing a demeaning outfit.
Starship captains. Star trek's James T. Kirk vs battlestar galactica's William Adama. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 03, 2018, 06:31:23 AM Kirk, of course. I mean- he beat a Gorn!
The Man with No Name Vs.the Outlaw Josey Wales Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 04, 2018, 08:43:46 AM Kirk, of course. I mean- he beat a Gorn! I'm going to give it to the Man with No Name. He just feels a bit more ... mythic. The Man with No Name Vs.the Outlaw Josey Wales The Evil Dead vs Gremlins Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 05, 2018, 12:52:29 AM Gremlins. Just for the tribute to Robby the robot.
Bond villain brawl: Oddjob vs. Jaws. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 05, 2018, 04:18:38 AM Oddjob- Jaws can't use his teeth if a flying bowler cut's his head off!
Vampira Vs. Elvira Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 05, 2018, 06:12:45 AM Vampira. Wins on originality.
Unread monster seeking a lover. Logosi's Dracula vs. Karloff's mummy. And we already know what you'll say RC! :tongueout: Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Raffine on April 05, 2018, 09:20:37 AM Unread monster seeking a lover. Logosi's Dracula vs. Karloff's mummy. And we already know what you'll say RC! :tongueout: Nobody said it better than Edward Van Sloan in THE MUMMY: "If I could get my hands on you I'd break your dried bones into dust!" (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IVPxAgy7lBA/hqdefault.jpg) He'd do it, too! Plus you've got a wrinkled old lech vs a suave European Count in a tux. Japanese Giants! It's been discussed before but: GODZILLA VS GAMERA Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Raffine on April 05, 2018, 05:37:16 PM Or how about: BEA ARTHUR VS A VELOCIRAPTOR
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YNqfLPgqihY/SfPHoJ80olI/AAAAAAAABR4/K6MRkPI0mGs/s400/bea_arthur_dinosaur.jpg) Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 05, 2018, 05:53:30 PM Godzilla of course-I mean...he's King of the Monsters!
As for Bea and the Velociraptor...the dinosaur wins (which means Bea Arthur! :twirl:) Teenage Frankenstein vs Teenage Werewolf Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 05, 2018, 06:35:13 PM Teenage werewolf. His makeup was just slightly less ludicrous than that baseball eyed teen Frankenstein. (Was that actually his eye or a pimple?)
Battle o' the blobs! X the unknown vs The blob! The radiation emitting horror from the center of the earth vs the all consuming mass from outer space! Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2018, 04:22:22 AM X would put the Hammer down on the Blob!
Bette Davis vs. Joan Crawford (yeah- I know they're real people.... :lookingup:) Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 06, 2018, 04:51:53 AM Ehhh, I'll give it to Betty, just because a deep throaty voiced Singer I kinda liked did a tribute to her. Not really a fan of either.
Insane killer clash! Hannibal Lecter from 'silence of the lambs' vs. The Joker from 'Batman the dark Knight'. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: LilCerberus on April 06, 2018, 10:53:55 AM Bette Davis vs. Joan Crawford (yeah- I know they're real people.... :lookingup:) Yeah, but they were characters!Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 06, 2018, 01:34:16 PM Ehhh, I'll give it to Betty, just because a deep throaty voiced Singer I kinda liked did a tribute to her. Not really a fan of either. You mean 'Bette Davis Eyes' by Kim Carnes? oh-Hannibal- he'd eat him for breakfast. Lon Chaney Wolf Man vs Oliver Reed Werewolf Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Alex on April 07, 2018, 03:59:54 AM Lon Chaney, just because Ollie would turn up drunk and fall over.
Tim Curry's Lord of Darkness Vs South Parks Satan. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 07, 2018, 10:18:51 AM Lon Chaney, just because Ollie would turn up drunk and fall over. I ain't so sure-Lon was quite the boozer too! :drink:Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Raffine on April 07, 2018, 04:21:11 PM I'd pick South Park's Satan . . . as long as that lil dickens Saddam Hussein doesn't spoil things.
<b>BATTLE OF THE "IT'S NOT PC TO CALL THEM MONSTERS ANYMORE" MONSTERS:</b> Chaney's Hunchback of Notre Dame vs Chaney's Phantom of the Opera Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 07, 2018, 08:55:11 PM I don't think Cheney's. Phatntom would attack quasimodo as he never wronged him, but the phantom was far more cunning, dangerous abd aggressive towards those who wronged him than quasimodo was.
Batman vs. James Bond. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Alex on April 08, 2018, 07:48:01 AM Oooh, good call there. Initially I thought Batman would win, but then I thought James Bond has a specialty of taking down dysfunctional billionaires so I have to reluctantly give it to him.
Judge Dredd Vs Dirty Harry. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 08:22:19 AM Dredd. Better gun.
Aquatic killer clash: The shark from Jaws vs The creature from the black lagoon. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Alex on April 08, 2018, 09:17:07 AM Jaws without a doubt. That shark is capable of tracking people travelling by aircraft, laying traps not to mention sinking boats and helicopters.
The Predator going hunting for The Thing (John Carpenter version). Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 08, 2018, 12:06:54 PM the Thing is almost impossible to kill- so....
Bugs Bunny vs Jerry Mouse Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 08:37:50 PM Bugs. That mouse could be a real prick.
Scheming genius showdown: Wyle E. Coyote vs. Dr. Evil. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 08, 2018, 08:41:16 PM Dam. They're both idiots. But I don't think Dr.Evil could survive falling of a cliff every day of his life.
Konga vs Gorgo! Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 08:55:52 PM Konga takes one look at the gorgo costume and collapses on laughter. Gorgo wins.
The giant claw vs. King Ghidorah. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 08, 2018, 11:59:58 PM Ghidorah! 3 heads are better than one!
Dick Tracy vs Charlie Chan Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Raffine on April 09, 2018, 10:02:15 PM Chan never had Madonna in one of his movies so I'm gonna say: Charlie Chan.
Chewbacca vs Ookla the Moc ! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpxfWZnkiNg#) Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 09, 2018, 10:52:47 PM Ookla fer sure-Chewbacca was to busy feeling important because-ya know-Star Wars-which I hate.
Zandor Vorkoff Dracula vs Frank Langella Dracula Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 09, 2018, 10:59:49 PM Ookla fer sure-Chewbacca was to busy feeling important because-ya know-Star Wars-which I hate. Zandor Vorkoff Dracula vs Frank Langella Dracula Well, Zandor Vorkoff had the 'firebolt ring' which was the ultimate ''WTF?!?!'' for a Dracula, but he might be completely overwhelmed by langella's infinitely superior acting talent, presencre, etc. Plus langella might laughbso hard at his Dracula outfit and costume he forced vorkoff to slink away in humiliation, so i'm giving it to langella. Karloff's Frankenstein in 'bride of Frankenstein'' vs De Niro's Frankenstein in "Mary Shelley's Frankenstein". Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 09, 2018, 11:29:10 PM I can't believe you gave disco Dracula over Zandor!
Karloff-of course. Do I even have to explain this? Jaws vs Orca! Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 11, 2018, 05:17:11 AM http://youtu.be/GK1V1xuW7HE (http://youtu.be/GK1V1xuW7HE)
Energy absorbing energy spitting monster match! 1960's Godzilla vs The X from outer space. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 13, 2018, 07:49:58 PM Why even try and put Godzilla against anyone? Godzilla is the KING OF THE MONSTERS.
Jimmy Cagney and Humphrey Bogart. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: LilCerberus on April 13, 2018, 08:20:59 PM Wolverine vs Predator
Predator vs Darth Vader Darth Vader vs Magneto Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 13, 2018, 09:41:51 PM Why even try and put Godzilla against anyone? Godzilla is the KING OF THE MONSTERS. Jimmy Cagney and Humphrey Bogart. Cagney. Bogie never really beat 'white heat'. Batman battle royale! Christian bale's Batman vs. Ben affleck's Batman. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Alex on April 14, 2018, 04:03:41 AM Wolverine vs Predator Predator vs Darth Vader Darth Vader vs Magneto Wolverine would keep healing everything the Predator could throw at him. Vader force chokes Predator, but then gets his exoskeleton crushed by Magneto. Why even try and put Godzilla against anyone? Godzilla is the KING OF THE MONSTERS. Jimmy Cagney and Humphrey Bogart. Cagney. Bogie never really beat 'white heat'. Batman battle royale! Christian bale's Batman vs. Ben affleck's Batman. Both Batman's battle each other to a brooding standstill then Adam West comes along and with a ZAP!!! and a KERPOW! shows them both how it is done. Buckaroo Bonzai Vs Buck Rogers. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: LilCerberus on April 14, 2018, 04:56:21 PM Poison Ivy from Batman Vs El Seed from The Tick
Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: LilCerberus on April 14, 2018, 06:29:19 PM Planetoid LV-426 from Alien Vs Nigh Omnipotus, Devourer Of Worlds from The Tick
Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: indianasmith on April 14, 2018, 07:39:00 PM MEGASHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS!
Oh, wait . . . it's been done! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 14, 2018, 10:04:56 PM Wolverine vs Predator Predator vs Darth Vader Darth Vader vs Magneto Wolverine would keep healing everything the Predator could throw at him. Vader force chokes Predator, but then gets his exoskeleton crushed by Magneto. Why even try and put Godzilla against anyone? Godzilla is the KING OF THE MONSTERS. Jimmy Cagney and Humphrey Bogart. Cagney. Bogie never really beat 'white heat'. Batman battle royale! Christian bale's Batman vs. Ben affleck's Batman. Both Batman's battle each other to a brooding standstill then Adam West comes along and with a ZAP!!! and a KERPOW! shows them both how it is done. Buckaroo Bonzai Vs Buck Rogers. Buck Rodgers clobbers it on longevity . Clash of the assassins! Francisco Scarmanga from ''the man with the golden gun'' versus Arthur Bishop from ''the mechanic''. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Flangepart on April 16, 2018, 06:18:57 PM Bishop....Scarmaga lacks subtlety.
Gorgo's Mom Vs. Mothra on Mothers Day. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 16, 2018, 06:48:21 PM Mothra, she had the guts to take on Godzilla.
Mst3k melee! Mike vs Joel. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 18, 2018, 12:08:53 PM Neither. They both trade snide remarks until they are deadlocked with an endless "I know you are but what am I!" exchange.
Dahmer vs Gacy. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 18, 2018, 04:22:09 PM Gacey. Likely had a waaay higher body count than Jeff the chef, and was more successful outside the mass murder field.
Doctor Duke out: Bones McCoy vs Beverly Crusher! Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 18, 2018, 08:37:59 PM Crusher-"I'm a Doctor- not a fighter!"
Battle of the Vampire Hunter! Kolchak vs Van Helsing Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Pacman000 on April 18, 2018, 08:48:43 PM I might find Kolchak more entertaining, but I've gotta go with Van Helsing. Helsing always seemes to have everything together; Kolchak always seems one step away from disaster.
The Galactic Conquerers: The Gavanas from Message From Space vs. The Cylons from the original Battlestar Galactica. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 18, 2018, 09:04:33 PM I'd say the Gavanas, just because MESSAGE FROM SPACE is so awesome! :thumbup:
Sinbad's Cyclops vs. Jason's Thanos Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 18, 2018, 09:42:39 PM Did you mean Talos?
(http://www.beastsofwar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Colossus.jpg) Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 21, 2018, 03:22:36 PM Did you mean Talos? ([url]http://www.beastsofwar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Colossus.jpg[/url]) Yeah...Thanos? He's that comic book guy...yeah- I meant Talos. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 23, 2018, 10:12:43 AM OK i go with Talos. The cyclops was tough on land but Talos was badass at land and naval warfare.
Bug eyed alien beatdown! Killers from space vs. Invasion of the saucer men! Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Pacman000 on April 23, 2018, 08:38:51 PM Saucermen, as a tribute to Paul Blaisdell.
Weird Powers: The Wizard of Speed & Time v. The Goblen King from Labrynth. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: LilCerberus on April 23, 2018, 10:18:52 PM Weird Powers: The Wizard of Speed & Time v. The Goblen King from Labrynth. Let's see.... One picks up a hitch hiker & takes her where she wants to go, gives her a star, & then to be fair showers a group of adoring onlookers with stars. The other one is easily destroyed by teenage rejection... Advantage: The Wizard of Speed Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: LilCerberus on April 23, 2018, 10:30:23 PM Squidman (2013) Vs. Die Fledermaus from The Tick
Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: LilCerberus on April 28, 2018, 04:16:07 PM Finding themselves trapped in a David Lynch film, Freddy Kruger & The Tall Man from Phantasm are locked in a battle to see who can create the most confusing (but still scary) nightmare....
The winner is unleashed upon the world (in other words, he get a whole new movie), and the loser is condemned to become the goofy villain on a Saturday morning cartoon show. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Alex on April 28, 2018, 05:26:38 PM Oh the Tall Man without a doubt. Freddy's wise cracks just don't compete with a golden "Rambo" ball.
Chuckie from Childs Play Vs Blade from Puppet Master. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 28, 2018, 05:41:41 PM Chuckie. You don't f**k with the Chuck.
Abbott and Costello vs. Laurel and Hardy Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on April 29, 2018, 02:22:31 AM Is this thing still going?
Peter Fonda Vs. Warren Oates. http://youtu.be/wqv6PIH_ymY (http://youtu.be/wqv6PIH_ymY) Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 30, 2018, 05:22:51 PM Chuckie. You don't f**k with the Chuck. Abbott and Costello vs. Laurel and Hardy L&H. Had the guts to stay with that moustache after it picked up a bad rep. Richard Pryor vs Eddie Murphy. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Pacman000 on April 30, 2018, 05:27:35 PM Pryor. He killed the Superman franchise; Murphy's failures have only hurt himself.
Oarfish vs. Giant Squid Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 30, 2018, 05:38:34 PM Oh please! Superman 4 put that franchise out of it's misery.
Since an oarfish is less likely to attack me I think I prefer them. Ford vs Chevy. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Pacman000 on April 30, 2018, 09:10:52 PM I'll go with Chevy. It rhymes with levy, & I don't know what you'd replace that lyric with.
Pokemon v Digimon Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 01, 2018, 03:30:26 PM Digimon, it was never as overhyped as pokemon so i wasn't subjectd to it as much.
Worf vs the predator from the original movie. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on May 01, 2018, 08:00:16 PM Whats a worf? Predator.
Harold Llyod vs Buster Keaton Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: LilCerberus on May 01, 2018, 10:26:59 PM Whats a worf? Predator. Y'Know, Worf, the domesticated Klingon from Star Trek: The Next Generation? Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 02, 2018, 12:50:48 AM Gotta give it to Harold Lloyd. Some of the stunts he did a maimed hand were amazing.
Old school psychos: Cody Jarrett vs Tommy Yudo. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: LilCerberus on May 03, 2018, 10:21:17 PM The Avengers (1961) vs The Avengers (1998) vs The Avengers (2012) In a copyright dispute.
Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on May 06, 2018, 07:56:05 AM Gotta give it to Harold Lloyd. Some of the stunts he did a maimed hand were amazing. Old school psychos: Cody Jarrett vs Tommy Yudo. Wow. Both great performances. Gotta give it to Jimmy Cagney, though. The Avengers (1961) vs The Avengers (1998) vs The Avengers (2012) In a copyright dispute. Avengers '61. Diana Rigg and Honor Blackman- yeah! Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on May 06, 2018, 07:57:03 AM the Three Stooges Vs the Marx Brothers.
Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: The Burgomaster on May 06, 2018, 07:10:07 PM the Three Stooges Vs the Marx Brothers. The Stooges win. Zeppo jumps in unexpectedly to give the Marx Brothers a 4-on-3 advantage. However, Shemp, Joe and Curly Joe reinforce the Stooges giving them the easy victory. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: The Burgomaster on May 06, 2018, 07:11:21 PM A couple of "Rips" Rip Torn vs. Rip Taylor Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Raffine on May 06, 2018, 07:58:33 PM Taylor blinds Torn with a blizzard of confetti.
(http://bit.ly/1z80Lbt) RIP Torn! Samantha Stephens from 'Bewitched' vs Jeannie from 'I Dream of Jeannie' Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 06, 2018, 08:54:01 PM Jeanie. Hot outfit.
Han Solo vs. Snake Plisken. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on May 06, 2018, 11:16:31 PM Snake for sure. I mean- Kurt defeated the THING!
Mr. Ed vs. My Mother the Car Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 07, 2018, 07:22:56 PM Snake for sure. I mean- Kurt defeated the THING! Mr. Ed vs. My Mother the Car There was no winner here, the audience suffered a double defeat. The toxic avenger vs Freddy Krueger. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on May 07, 2018, 07:55:32 PM Toxie. His jokes were better.
Barrymore Hyde vs. March Hyde Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Allhallowsday on May 07, 2018, 08:04:27 PM Toxie. His jokes were better. I love them both. FREDRIC MARCH was more tragic. Barrymore Hyde vs. March Hyde LASSIE vs. BENJI? Snake for sure. I mean- Kurt defeated the THING! Mr. Ed vs. My Mother the Car There was no winner here, the audience suffered a double defeat... Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: RCMerchant on May 07, 2018, 08:22:11 PM Lassie. That b***h rules!
Gorgo Vs. Konga! Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 07, 2018, 10:38:07 PM Lassie. That b***h rules! Gorgo Vs. Konga! Both lose when Godzilla and king Kong show up and beat the living xxxx out of them for being embarrassingly bad ripoffs. Computer conflict. HAL vs Skynet. Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: LilCerberus on May 07, 2018, 11:11:06 PM [Computer conflict. HAL vs Skynet. It would kinda depend on whether or not SkyNet would need HAL to open the missile silo doors. I mean, they both hate humans, so it would probably be an exercise in cooperation, which we all know is NOT one of HAL's strong suits... Title: Re: Clash of the Characters! Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 08, 2018, 11:04:07 PM I wouldn't say HAL hated humans, the events in 2010 showed he was in effect driven insane by orders that violated his existential purpose. He did start the engines on the leonov to allow the humans to escape.
OK less complicated combat. T-800 terminator with circa 2000 weapons vs original movie Predator. |