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Title: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 12:14:04 AM No p0rn, obviously. If it was made by a real studio so much the better.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hoypa9FAdBs/UEqFUc57TxI/AAAAAAAACL0/IHYTQASCafo/s1600/cool_as_ice_poster_01.jpg) (http://s3.amazonaws.com/mgm-assets/assets/Title/1264715234/730/PosterFull-GARBAGEP-poster-001.jpg) Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: claws on April 08, 2018, 12:33:46 AM (https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgwNDE1NzA3MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTMyMTA2MDE@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_.jpg)
It's on youtube. I dare anyone to watch this (NSFW) ! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyV3JdPm6f0#) Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: Trevor on April 08, 2018, 12:37:53 AM Nukie :buggedout:
Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: beat_truck on April 08, 2018, 04:18:30 AM Zombie '90: Exterme Pestilence http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103336/?ref_=nv_sr_1 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103336/?ref_=nv_sr_1)
I downloaded it but haven't dared to watch it yet. I don't know if I even will. :question: I have watched a review that contained multiple clips. It looks BAD and the dubbing is even WORSE. One character is a nerdy looking white doctor, and the man who's voice they used sounds like more like Shaft. Here's the review (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syc93fAYmeU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syc93fAYmeU) Welcome to Woop Woop (1997) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120491/?ref_=nv_sr_1 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120491/?ref_=nv_sr_1) Completely bat s**t crazy Austrailian movie. Truly one of the weirdest/stupidest movies I've ever watched. A con artist escapes a deal gone wrong in New York and winds up kidnapped, drugged, and married into a family of freaks in the Aussie outback, in a strange town where nobody is allowed to leave. Complete with said freaks watching musicals and listening to show tunes through the whole movie, turning kangaroo road kill into dog food, and a giant Aboriginal spirit/ghost in the form of a Kangaroo at the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq13ZoDWRIg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq13ZoDWRIg) The trailer doesn't do it justice at all, but the whole movie is on youtube. Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: RCMerchant on April 08, 2018, 04:45:07 PM No p0rn, obviously. If it was made by a real studio so much the better. ([url]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hoypa9FAdBs/UEqFUc57TxI/AAAAAAAACL0/IHYTQASCafo/s1600/cool_as_ice_poster_01.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://s3.amazonaws.com/mgm-assets/assets/Title/1264715234/730/PosterFull-GARBAGEP-poster-001.jpg[/url]) Those movies ARE one this site... http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/) http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/) Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: LilCerberus on April 08, 2018, 04:56:53 PM I don't think anything by Larry Buchanan's ever made it on to this site....
In fact, I don't think any of the movies ripped off by Larry Buchanan have ever made it on to BadMovies.Org, which is a wee bit odd when you consider, The Polonia Brothers once did. Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 08:31:38 PM No p0rn, obviously. If it was made by a real studio so much the better. ([url]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hoypa9FAdBs/UEqFUc57TxI/AAAAAAAACL0/IHYTQASCafo/s1600/cool_as_ice_poster_01.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://s3.amazonaws.com/mgm-assets/assets/Title/1264715234/730/PosterFull-GARBAGEP-poster-001.jpg[/url]) Those movies ARE one this site... [url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/[/url] ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/[/url]) [url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/[/url] ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/[/url]) Oh, lord.... Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: RCMerchant on April 08, 2018, 08:35:09 PM Hey- just do yer homework-all is forgiven... :wink:
Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 08:41:54 PM Whoever watched those movies to review them should get a set of purple hearts...
Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: RCMerchant on April 08, 2018, 09:02:59 PM Whoever watched those movies to review them should get a set of purple hearts... Andrew. The guy who started all this. He's gone now. Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: retrorussell on April 08, 2018, 09:37:26 PM WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES
A weird Belgian obscurity. A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it. Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces) Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 11:28:24 PM WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES A weird Belgian obscurity. A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it. Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces) I'm just gonna take your word for that... Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: beat_truck on April 09, 2018, 01:34:00 AM WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES I think you win. :buggedout: That sounds like it takes bad to a whole new level. I'd have to be at gun point to watch that. Amazing that it has a DVD release when there are so many more deserving movies that don't.A weird Belgian obscurity. A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it. Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces) Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: Skittler on April 10, 2018, 04:19:21 PM Zombie Nation directed by Ulli Lommel
Gigli starring Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck You could torture someone into seppuku if you put these two on repeat all day. Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: Dr. Whom on April 11, 2018, 03:45:35 PM WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES A weird Belgian obscurity. A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it. Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces) Turns out there actually was an arthouse screening of it last month, as part of a retrospective of Belgian cinema. Only just found out about it. Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: Pacman000 on April 12, 2018, 11:54:57 AM So it does exist? Honestly, until you said that I was wondering if someone made it up; Wilipedia has had hoax articles before, & some of the details sound like some sort of sick joke.
Anyways, I don't think anyone can top it, tho I'm inclined to count it as porn, making it intelligible for this list. Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: The Burgomaster on April 12, 2018, 07:19:58 PM FRANKENSTEIN'S BLOODY NIGHTMARE (2006) - This movie tries to be deep and artsy, but it ends up being . . . well . . . a bloody nightmare. Totally incoherent and nearly unwatchable. And I bought the damned DVD. (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/D71Vlmj_M4o/maxresdefault.jpg) (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aep1Q0WdnhU/hqdefault.jpg) (https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTIwMzYwOTE1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDQ5OTgzMQ@@._V1_.jpg) Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: Dr. Whom on April 13, 2018, 01:07:18 AM So it does exist? Honestly, until you said that I was wondering if someone made it up; Wilipedia has had hoax articles before, & some of the details sound like some sort of sick joke. Anyways, I don't think anyone can top it, tho I'm inclined to count it as porn, making it intelligible for this list. Well, it is a bona fide experimental art movie, so it is supposed to be unwatchable. Title: Re: Pick a movie too bad for this site. Post by: indianasmith on April 13, 2018, 04:29:47 PM THE BLOOD SHED . . . just, don't. Spare yourself!
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