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Title: Naked, Moaning Man Arrested For 2 AM Pleasure Session On Stranger's Porch Post by: sprite75 on April 25, 2018, 01:45:05 PM And you KNOW what state (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/moaning-guy-popped-730659) this dude was from.
Quote A Florida woman who was awakened early yesterday by the “sounds of loud moaning” discovered a naked man sprawled out on her deck with massage oil and a sex toy nearby and “bodily secretions on her patio window,” police report. Cops responding to a 2:15 AM 911 call found Christopher Worrell, 30, “completely nude” near the woman’s Largo residence. The woman told officers that she was “startled” by the presence of Worrell, whom she did not know. While court records list the defendant’s residence as a home in Cape Coral--more than 130 miles from Largo--it appears that Worrell has recently been living as a transient in Largo. Worrell was arrested last month in Largo for stealing clothing and trying to break into a trailer. He was locked up on those felony counts until about three weeks ago, when prosecutors declined to pursue charges. Worrell’s rap sheet includes convictions for burglary, criminal damage, theft, dealing in stolen property, trespass, reckless driving, and narcotics possession. Title: Re: Naked, Moaning Man Arrested For 2 AM Pleasure Session On Stranger's Porch Post by: AoTFan on April 25, 2018, 09:01:55 PM Starting to wonder... does Florida live in some kind of weird celestial paradox that causes it to have a full moon every night or something?
And you KNOW what state ([url]http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/moaning-guy-popped-730659[/url]) this dude was from. Quote A Florida woman who was awakened early yesterday by the “sounds of loud moaning” discovered a naked man sprawled out on her deck with massage oil and a sex toy nearby and “bodily secretions on her patio window,” police report. Cops responding to a 2:15 AM 911 call found Christopher Worrell, 30, “completely nude” near the woman’s Largo residence. The woman told officers that she was “startled” by the presence of Worrell, whom she did not know. While court records list the defendant’s residence as a home in Cape Coral--more than 130 miles from Largo--it appears that Worrell has recently been living as a transient in Largo. Worrell was arrested last month in Largo for stealing clothing and trying to break into a trailer. He was locked up on those felony counts until about three weeks ago, when prosecutors declined to pursue charges. Worrell’s rap sheet includes convictions for burglary, criminal damage, theft, dealing in stolen property, trespass, reckless driving, and narcotics possession. |