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Title: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 23, 2018, 05:16:42 AM
Ya know- like the Bride of Frankenstein-!

Man, that's one Corpse ILF!

(https://i.imgur.com/lFPzZMK.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 23, 2018, 06:08:33 AM
I'm sick if trying gto get this board to display an image! Click onntis!   https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b8/3f/60/b83f60a20faf5dc2624150e6ae9069ad.jpg


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 23, 2018, 06:33:42 AM
(https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/33173113_2168989673117404_7612954833535893504_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=9fb5b427f2614cf4fc5e4ae5731c96f0&oe=5BC1B3D6)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 23, 2018, 07:31:26 AM
I'm sick if trying gto get this board to display an image! Click onntis!   https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b8/3f/60/b83f60a20faf5dc2624150e6ae9069ad.jpg


Vampirella! Fer sure!

man-check this out.

https://www140.lunapic.com/editor/?action=quick-upload

It's the site I use for my blog-it's Lunapic It's easy- and fast. Just go to the bottom of the pic you just uploaded- and click IMGUR.
It will give you the forum code.
Plus! You can crop yer picture, enlarge it-all sorts stuff.



Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on May 23, 2018, 07:59:31 AM
Well since RC is going all necrophiliac then I'll go for the chick from 'Return Of The Living Dead part 3'.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on May 23, 2018, 08:32:40 AM
Ginger Fitzgerald from GINGER SNAPS

(https://bombshell2016.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/ginger-snaps-031.jpg?w=369&h=212)

The ASTOUNDING SHE-MONSTER..

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/04/2a/6d/042a6d2a7ae8801fd5c579ff723ef26b--sf-sci-fi.jpg)

The Fifty Foot Woman..

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f5/9f/bc/f59fbc547792c9151df5d438faa422cd.jpg)

Ingrid Pitt as a lady vamp from HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD(1971)

(https://cinefilles.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/the-house-that-dripped-blood.jpg)






Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 23, 2018, 09:00:25 AM
I always had a thing for the She-Monster. Ingrid Pitt too.

Barbra Steele can exact her sexy revenge on me any day!

(https://i.imgur.com/qhz8hXi.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 23, 2018, 09:01:19 AM
Well since RC is going all necrophiliac then I'll go for the chick from 'Return Of The Living Dead part 3'.

Oh yeah man!   :twirl:

You ladies can jump right in here!  :thumbup:
This just ain't an all guy thing!


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on May 23, 2018, 09:05:28 AM
Well since RC is going all necrophiliac then I'll go for the chick from 'Return Of The Living Dead part 3'.

Oh yeah man!  :smile:

Necrophilia is all dead good fun until some rotten b***h splits on you.

Oh, that reminds me of a really unfortunate and rather gross story that happened in a place I used to work. I'd like to say it isn't what you are thinking, but the chances are if you are thinking the worst, then well yeah... along those lines. Although it didn't involve me. But that is a story for another place and time.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 23, 2018, 09:07:57 AM
Well since RC is going all necrophiliac then I'll go for the chick from 'Return Of The Living Dead part 3'.

Oh yeah man!  :smile:

Necrophilia is all dead good fun until some rotten b***h splits on you.

Oh, that reminds me of a really unfortunate and rather gross story that happened in a place I used to work. I'd like to say it isn't what you are thinking, but the chances are if you are thinking the worst, then well yeah... along those lines. Although it didn't involve me. But that is a story for another place and time.

AH. Yeah..... :bluesad:

( I still wanna hear it though!  :drink:)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 23, 2018, 09:14:05 AM
OK! Back to the business at hand!


Sandra Harrison in BLOOD OF DRACULA

I'm not even gonna try to explain this. But Every time I watch that movie- when she turns into the vampire- I get horny.

(https://i.imgur.com/zP8pxs8.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)



Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Ted C on May 23, 2018, 09:37:53 AM
The killer mermaids from "On Stranger Tides".

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/cf/d3/83/cfd383470e22b17a2c26a9f51221c8d9.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Ted C on May 23, 2018, 09:56:36 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/d6/b4/99/d6b499be31d1f92305f700caa1e2a9a5.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: zombie no.one on May 23, 2018, 12:13:33 PM
FRANKENHOOKER

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/96/d2/b9/96d2b99435e56a0dcf75bf9fed176d85.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on May 23, 2018, 01:21:47 PM
Well since RC is going all necrophiliac then I'll go for the chick from 'Return Of The Living Dead part 3'.


Oh yeah man!  :smile:


Necrophilia is all dead good fun until some rotten b***h splits on you.

Oh, that reminds me of a really unfortunate and rather gross story that happened in a place I used to work. I'd like to say it isn't what you are thinking, but the chances are if you are thinking the worst, then well yeah... along those lines. Although it didn't involve me. But that is a story for another place and time.


AH. Yeah..... :bluesad:

( I still wanna hear it though!  :drink:)


I have PM'd you that story as its not really one for public consumption. And here is a picture of the woman from Return Of The Living Dead Pt 3...

(http://i.imgur.com/5IDISeG.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on May 23, 2018, 01:24:16 PM
Sil from Species.

(http://i.imgur.com/uL59c2M.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 23, 2018, 03:33:27 PM
An alien, sure, but purported to be a monster in bed.

(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0929/page2_s_slavegirl_600.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 23, 2018, 03:38:33 PM
I am Sooooo not into "spider women sexy" stuff we're not even in the same galaxy, but for you real freaks there's this...


(http://i16.servimg.com/u/f16/10/06/21/51/lolth_10.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 23, 2018, 09:38:25 PM
An alien, sure, but purported to be a monster in bed.

([url]http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0929/page2_s_slavegirl_600.jpg[/url])



Oh yeah- I just watched that the other day!
( I been on a Star Trek binge on Netflix.)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 23, 2018, 11:53:10 PM
An alien, sure, but purported to be a monster in bed.

([url]http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0929/page2_s_slavegirl_600.jpg[/url])



Oh yeah- I just watched that the other day!
( I been on a Star Trek binge on Netflix.)


The original "Resistenace is futile" girl...


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Ted C on May 24, 2018, 08:41:36 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/10/49/53/104953e4c3b558d98180dfd367e5317f.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: WingedSerpent on May 24, 2018, 04:17:33 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/45/9b/41/459b411d1b9bb639547ac282b6119c0c.jpg)

The Devil Girl from Mars


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on May 24, 2018, 04:50:22 PM
Do Evil Queens and Sorceresses count as monsters?


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Ted C on May 24, 2018, 08:29:24 PM
Do Evil Queens and Sorceresses count as monsters?

Close enough.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 24, 2018, 10:11:37 PM
Even knowing what she was as soon as she said  "Come. Be with me."  I'd leave the human race twisting in the wind...

Sorry, guys.


(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/34/88/573488a2f648f944ac5331b63f50fbab.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: indianasmith on May 24, 2018, 10:28:46 PM
Even knowing what she was as soon as she said  "Come. Be with me."  I'd leave the human race twisting in the wind...

Sorry, guys.


(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/34/88/573488a2f648f944ac5331b63f50fbab.jpg)

Matilda May!
That girl carbonated my hormones back in the 1980's. . .


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 25, 2018, 01:01:27 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1jPiqgW6HrI/VWPIq0nrvbI/AAAAAAAAGb8/QlmBOZArngM/s1600/loreleilis.png)   


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-otbD1fwqQiA/VWPIpuRCBPI/AAAAAAAAGbQ/wb-Bg1a_LSE/s1600/green%2Bgirl.png)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on May 25, 2018, 01:37:08 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/fhR0mQQ.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Trevor on May 25, 2018, 02:35:15 AM
Quote from: Dark Alex link=topic=150722.msg599785#msg599785 ate=1527099707

And here is a picture of the woman from Return Of The Living Dead Pt 3...

([url]http://i.imgur.com/5IDISeG.jpg[/url])


Melinda Clarke *mwah*


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 25, 2018, 03:07:09 AM
Even knowing what she was as soon as she said  "Come. Be with me."  I'd leave the human race twisting in the wind...

Sorry, guys.


(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/34/88/573488a2f648f944ac5331b63f50fbab.jpg)

Matilda May!
That girl carbonated my hormones back in the 1980's. . .

Mathilda May.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 25, 2018, 03:28:48 AM
Luna- Carroll Borland

(I have her autograph!)

(https://i.imgur.com/ft347JN.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 25, 2018, 04:16:46 AM
OK I'm 110% anti Nazi, contrary to what some morons say about all liberals being Nazis. Swastikas and Nazi uniforms are a total turn off for me and i'd cheerfully shove  Nazis in front of busses all day  if I could get away with it.

So for this pic to be a turn on for me is tough. But I will admit this lady's dark, smouldering bedroom eyes, cute slightly upward curved nose and sensuous mouth do manage to overcome my revulsion and hate  at the sight of a xxxxing swastika.

BTW she's a demon.

(https://d32qys9a6wm9no.cloudfront.net/images/movies/poster/66/66121d1f782d29b62a286909165517bc_500x735.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 25, 2018, 04:27:13 AM
My feelings for Joan Jett are about the closest I come to having a religion, but she's even more compelling as a vampire.  

(http://img06.deviantart.net/7d18/i/2011/262/0/9/jett__s_blood_lust_by_sas007-d4ab8gz.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 25, 2018, 05:04:43 AM
Vampira!

(https://i.imgur.com/XiydkVy.gif) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on May 25, 2018, 09:47:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/PBOf3xn.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/ALsYkSs.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/erBfjcG.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 25, 2018, 02:23:25 PM
Since the last site blocked this let's try again.

(https://garethrhodes.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/lf4.jpg)

Even knowing what she was, as soon as she reached out to me like that and said "Come. Be with me." in that french accent I'd leave the human race twisting in the wind after how it's treated me.

Sorry, guys.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 25, 2018, 02:26:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/PBOf3xn.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/ALsYkSs.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/erBfjcG.jpg)

Top one. Nope.

Middle one. HELL YES!

Bottom 3. Ok.

Who is the middle one?


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on May 25, 2018, 04:16:28 PM
Go thou and watch From Dusk Til Dawn (the original movie).

Although I'd have to say Top: Yup, Middle Yup, and bottom Yup yup yup. Or indeed that you should be so lucky for any of them. :P


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: beat_truck on May 25, 2018, 08:16:30 PM
Who is the middle one?
Salma Hayek :thumbup:


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 25, 2018, 09:18:47 PM
Go thou and watch From Dusk Til Dawn (the original movie).

Although I'd have to say Top: Yup, Middle Yup, and bottom Yup yup yup. Or indeed that you should be so lucky for any of them. :P

What he said. I don't think any of us are studs here.
 I'd be lucky to get a hooker jerk me off.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: WingedSerpent on May 25, 2018, 09:57:33 PM
(https://derricklferguson.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/clash-of-the-titans-medusa.jpg)


Despite how much I hate the remake, the Medusa from Clash of the Titans fits this thread.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on May 26, 2018, 04:43:34 AM
Go thou and watch From Dusk Til Dawn (the original movie).

Although I'd have to say Top: Yup, Middle Yup, and bottom Yup yup yup. Or indeed that you should be so lucky for any of them. :P

What he said. I don't think any of us are studs here.
 I'd be lucky to get a hooker jerk me off.

Ok, ok I got this. Just for anyone who needs the standards adjusted a little.

(https://i.imgur.com/xwh7Bc4.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on May 26, 2018, 05:17:27 AM
Go thou and watch From Dusk Til Dawn (the original movie).

Although I'd have to say Top: Yup, Middle Yup, and bottom Yup yup yup. Or indeed that you should be so lucky for any of them. :P

What he said. I don't think any of us are studs here.
 I'd be lucky to get a hooker jerk me off.


Ok, ok I got this. Just for anyone who needs the standards adjusted a little.

(https://i.imgur.com/xwh7Bc4.jpg)

Hmmm...kinda looks like me first wife. If I was drunk enuff....


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on May 26, 2018, 06:50:06 AM
Roflmao.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on May 26, 2018, 12:18:21 PM
FRANKENSTEIN CREATED WOMAN...the lovely Susan Denberg

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/17/76/9e/17769e756a4db3bad3283e7837e43b85.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on July 14, 2018, 04:14:10 AM
So yeah, I have this thing for hot evil chicks.


(http://i.imgur.com/4AfdsHJ.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 14, 2018, 04:28:48 AM
Is that Catherine Bach?  :question:
Tonya Roberts?


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on July 14, 2018, 04:41:11 AM
Pamela Hensley


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: RCMerchant on July 14, 2018, 04:41:30 AM
Rene Bond in Ed Wood's NECROMANIA (1971)
NOT SAFE FOR WORK! So don't scroll down if yer boss is standing over your shoulder!






(https://i.imgur.com/7J0eaVN.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on July 14, 2018, 04:44:18 AM
Barbera Bach (in one of the earliest sci fi movies I can remember watching).

(http://i.imgur.com/SugIrJh.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on July 14, 2018, 05:59:40 AM
Angela Featherstone in Dark Angel: The Ascent.


(http://i.imgur.com/XABjUkF.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on July 14, 2018, 06:49:57 AM
The evil queen from Barbarella. Not sure about the plastic horn on her head, but otherwise...


(http://i.imgur.com/u3NGODW.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on July 14, 2018, 08:40:19 AM
Martine Beswick as the evil Queen of Death in SEIZURE(1974)

(http://caveofcult.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/BBBB-640x358.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Alex on July 14, 2018, 09:02:37 AM
Ornella Muti


(https://i.imgur.com/raYIhuU.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 14, 2018, 09:37:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Z4ftAXq.jpg)

Lady Sylvia Marsh from Lair of the White Worm. 




Sometimes she looks like this.
(https://i.imgur.com/8zDgNle.png)

It was a weird movie.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on July 15, 2018, 04:47:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Z4ftAXq.jpg)

Lady Sylvia Marsh from Lair of the White Worm.  




Sometimes she looks like this.
(https://i.imgur.com/8zDgNle.png)

It was a weird movie.

And sometimes she has a thing for underage, virginal boy scouts, as can be seen from the 1st pic,  who are seeking to thumb a ride in the rain to the local youth hostel, but instead wind up in her mansion of horror and her hot tub of death. Maybe I should get out my scout uniform and see if it still fits.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 15, 2018, 08:10:44 PM
Quote
And sometimes she has a thing for underage, virginal boy scouts, as can be seen from the 1st pic,  who are seeking to thumb a ride in the rain to the local youth hostel, but instead wind up in her mansion of horror.
As I said, it was a weird movie.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on July 15, 2018, 09:46:28 PM
The evil queen from Barbarella. Not sure about the plastic horn on her head, but otherwise...


([url]http://i.imgur.com/u3NGODW.jpg[/url])


You might prefer her earlier appearance.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c1/e5/35/c1e53566c7cb6392d187b5f12dab4775--anita-pallenberg-cult-movies.jpg


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Ted C on July 16, 2018, 02:56:23 PM
The White Witch
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/69/39/04/693904d9f2c11a46766c5216420eb0bb.jpg)


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on July 19, 2018, 05:53:28 PM
The White Witch
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/69/39/04/693904d9f2c11a46766c5216420eb0bb.jpg)

That is, of course, Tilda Swinton. Who was originally offered the part of Lady Sylvia Marsh in Lair of the White Worm, but turned the part down. And we are all fortunate that she did. She would have brought ice to the role. Whereas, one needed someone like Amanda Donohoe, who could bring fire to the role.

On the other hand, Tilda was fine as the White Witch, a character with ice water in her veins, and who was in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

The House of Mouse had an agreement to make 7 films from the 7 books in the Chronicles of Narnia series. They made . . .
the 1st. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
the 2nd. Prince Caspian.
And then they took a look at the future box office for the series and saw declining expectations. So, they used what ever escape clause was in the contract and got out of making any more films. Which is almost an unprecedented action in Hollywood.

The film rights for the other films was then picked up by another film company, who made . . .
the 3rd. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
And while the 4th has been in development since last year or 2017, they are also suppose to make The Silver Chair.

Still, that would only take us up to where the BBC in the TV miniseries took us. What I'd like to see is a film adaptation for the final 3 books in the series.
the 5th. The Horse and His Boy
the 6th. The Magician's Nephew
the 7th. The Final Battle

For, as far as I know, there has ne'er been a film adaptation of those 3.

And we will see what we will see.


Title: Re: Sexy Monsters!
Post by: Chainsawmidget on July 19, 2018, 06:09:10 PM
Quote
The House of Mouse had an agreement to make 7 films from the 7 books in the Chronicles of Narnia series. They made . . .
the 1st. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
the 2nd. Prince Caspian.
And then they took a look at the future box office for the series and saw declining expectations. So, they used what ever escape clause was in the contract and got out of making any more films. Which is almost an unprecedented action in Hollywood.
Yeah, I remember when they were first coming out people starting making this huge deal about them.  Then they cam out and ... they weren't hated or anything, they were just... there.