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Title: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: RCMerchant on May 25, 2018, 08:17:51 AM
 It's for 1979's DON'T GO NEAR THE PARK

(https://i.imgur.com/fKJe7uw.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

I haven't ever seen this  (what seems to be a classic film noir with Orwellian overtones ) film, but I'm sure it's the worst poster art I ever seen. Like a 13 year old Satan worshipper who listens to too much heavy metal drew it.
Ya know- because the hills are alive with 13 year old Satan Worshippers. They really are.



Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: zombie no.one on May 25, 2018, 12:47:10 PM
yeah that's somewhat weak. of course if it suits the crappiness of the film then that could be fitting? not seen it tho


reminds me of arrow's newer artwork for the demons dvd/blu re-releases. not a fan...

(https://s3.thcdn.com/productimg/0/600/600/45/10217445-1292940840-66000.jpg)




Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 25, 2018, 02:32:09 PM
Ok, this was a terrible poster because A. it misrepresented the movie as it was mothra godzilla was fighting, B. it completely lied about what godzilla's enemy looked like in the movie and C. The art sucked.

(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/32/MPW-16224)

I can forgive bad art but blatantly lying is a major no no.


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Allhallowsday on May 27, 2018, 07:57:31 PM
Hey you guys found some miserable art.  BELA got it right from the gitgo.  That is the worst poster art I have ever seen... 


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 27, 2018, 11:45:28 PM
That reminds me a lot of this. 

(https://i.imgur.com/DAv8UZc.jpg)

At least Cannibal Campout only used the art for the VHS release though.  Then again, there's no way it was getting a major theater relase anyway.


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: zombie no.one on May 28, 2018, 02:25:03 PM
that is ridiculous!


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: WingedSerpent on May 29, 2018, 08:54:33 PM
At least some effort went into those drawings.  You want bad?  Remember the posters for X-Men: First Class?

(https://judgebyitscover.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/x-men-first-class-poster1.jpg)

(https://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61fee4b0d911b44a8a80/1299641387437/1000w/x-men-poster-goo.jpeg)



Total time to make both posters in Photoshop:  10 minutes at MAX!


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: RCMerchant on May 29, 2018, 09:08:00 PM
That reminds me a lot of this. 

(https://i.imgur.com/DAv8UZc.jpg)

At least Cannibal Campout only used the art for the VHS release though.  Then again, there's no way it was getting a major theater relase anyway.

Is that guy wearing a green Evel Knevil suit?
They used crayons !  :buggedout:

I am f**king impressed!  :drink:


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 29, 2018, 11:37:33 PM
At least some effort went into those drawings.  You want bad?  Remember the posters for X-Men: First Class?

(https://judgebyitscover.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/x-men-first-class-poster1.jpg)

(https://static.squarespace.com/static/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/51ce6099e4b0d911b4489b79/51ce61fee4b0d911b44a8a80/1299641387437/1000w/x-men-poster-goo.jpeg)



Total time to make both posters in Photoshop:  10 minutes at MAX!
I did a quick test.  Using gimp I could make a poster of that quality in about three to four minutes.  Assuming the logo has been remade.


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: zombie no.one on May 30, 2018, 03:09:00 AM
the worst thing is there were no doubt multiple board meetings held before that design was finally settled on!


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Trevor on May 30, 2018, 03:26:15 AM
That reminds me a lot of this. 

(https://i.imgur.com/DAv8UZc.jpg)

At least Cannibal Campout only used the art for the VHS release though.  Then again, there's no way it was getting a major theater relase anyway.

LOL  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Where Saturday's campers become Sunday's lunch  :teddyr: :teddyr:


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: WingedSerpent on May 30, 2018, 08:30:21 PM
the worst thing is there were no doubt multiple board meetings held before that design was finally settled on!

Equally likely, is that the majority of the marketing budget went to tv spots and internet adds. 

By the way, to any one who might need to hire a graphic designer, or a multi-media artist, or such in the future....this is what you get is you tell them your going to  "pay them with exposure".


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on June 07, 2018, 02:28:48 AM
3 movies and they got the ligbtsaber colors wrong....
(http://www.theforce.net/collecting/posters/rotj/images/rotj-anniv-b.jpg)


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: RCMerchant on June 07, 2018, 03:36:59 AM
DEEP THROAT (197
This poster most certainly makes me wanna break out the hand lotion...!

(https://i.imgur.com/O7kVDsJ.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Allhallowsday on June 08, 2018, 10:34:37 PM
Ok, this was a terrible poster because A. it misrepresented the movie as it was mothra godzilla was fighting, B. it completely lied about what godzilla's enemy looked like in the movie and C. The art sucked.

([url]http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/32/MPW-16224[/url])

I can forgive bad art but blatantly lying is a major no no.


That art is GREAT !!!


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Allhallowsday on June 09, 2018, 12:06:39 AM
Ronnie... Oh Ronniee baybee...  

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Cyborg2087.jpg)

Here's that MICHAEL RENNIE movie I was trying to remember...   what the hell with that spacesuit...?   :lookingup: :teddyr: I don't think he's glad to see anybody...



Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: retrorussell on June 09, 2018, 01:37:50 AM
Awesome-- A Ghana poster for MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
(http://www.slicktiger.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mission-impossible-bootleg-movie-poster-from-ghana.png)
And.. I'm not sure what to make of this one, other than I know that it's not good.
(https://www.companyfolders.com/blog/media/2015/04/the-fall-poster.jpg)


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2018, 02:00:17 PM
Oh man, I read that as "worst poster" (without the art). I was thinking WyreWizard...

Retro, I king of like THE FALL poster---well, the center part with the face made out of objects, at least. It reminds me of a Magritte painting for some reason.


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: indianasmith on June 09, 2018, 09:56:56 PM
That MISSION IMPOSSIBLE poster . . .  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :buggedout: :buggedout: :twirl:


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: RCMerchant on June 09, 2018, 11:20:06 PM
That MISSION IMPOSSIBLE poster . . .  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :buggedout: :buggedout: :twirl:
I love posters from Ghana. They're just so....crazy!

(https://i.imgur.com/4fwg66G.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: RCMerchant on June 09, 2018, 11:22:14 PM
The reason for the strange posters from Ghana came about , is that the government banned lotsa movies, so there were underground showings, and these were the posters for it.  They would all get in a room and watch it on a VCR tape in someones living room.
That's what I read on an auction site,anyway.


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Ticonderoga 64 on August 16, 2018, 07:20:53 PM
A particularly cheap one:

(http://www.picclickimg.com/d/w1600/pict/301535212849_/Brides-of-Blood-1968-Movie-Poster.jpg)


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on August 16, 2018, 10:56:50 PM
The WORST set of b3wbz I have ever seen in movie at....


(http://manapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/the-green-slime-poster-e1470795253755.png)


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: zombie no.one on August 17, 2018, 06:51:49 AM
And.. I'm not sure what to make of this one, other than I know that it's not good.
(https://www.companyfolders.com/blog/media/2015/04/the-fall-poster.jpg)

looks like a DREAM THEATER album cover...


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Chainsawmidget on August 18, 2018, 11:57:28 AM
The WORST set of b3wbz I have ever seen in movie at....


([url]http://manapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/the-green-slime-poster-e1470795253755.png[/url])

I have seen much worse. 

And that poster is AWESOME. 


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: The Burgomaster on August 20, 2018, 05:57:14 PM
(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/movies5.jpg)




Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Allhallowsday on August 20, 2018, 09:19:30 PM
 :bouncegiggle:   :bouncegiggle:       ... :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Alex on August 21, 2018, 12:23:15 AM
Nic Cage's arms don't quite seem to fit and I think his hand is missing a gun.

(http://i.imgur.com/ITIGzNG.jpg)


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: RCMerchant on August 21, 2018, 10:04:25 AM
The WORST set of b3wbz I have ever seen in movie at....


([url]http://manapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/the-green-slime-poster-e1470795253755.png[/url])

I have seen much worse. 

And that poster is AWESOME. 


That's a British quad poster. And I agree, It's pretty f**king cool.


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on August 22, 2018, 11:28:16 AM
I'm not saying the green slime poser was bad, but those bewbz  were so badly drawn...

I kinda wish the monsters had looked as cool i the movie tho...


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Trevor on August 29, 2018, 07:06:20 AM
(https://www.companyfolders.com/blog/media/2015/04/the-fall-poster.jpg)

Tommy Turtle as executive producer? That has to be a pseudonym.


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on September 06, 2018, 03:10:40 PM
One would certainly think so, but the best information that I have, there really is a producer or executive producer named Tommy Turtle. He is apparently English and works mainly in TV, with his latest production being the TV series Mars. He does have one advantage over most other producers, he has a name you'll never forget.


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Gabriel Knight on January 18, 2019, 09:19:18 AM
I'm resurrecting this thread because it reminds me of the "Bad VHS covers" which was amazing, but most of the images got lost by now. Upload moar please, they're hilarious.


Title: Re: the Worst Poster art I Have Ever Seen.
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 18, 2019, 09:36:25 AM
One would certainly think so, but the best information that I have, there really is a producer or executive producer named Tommy Turtle. He is apparently English and works mainly in TV, with his latest production being the TV series Mars. He does have one advantage over most other producers, he has a name you'll never forget.

I found more info about the mysterious Mr. Turtle. He likes to exercise.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51oZdfRl5zL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)